WTFiGO!?!

Not many reds on Merseyside! Oslo and Asia, maybe.

It's amply serene my end you strange little sag but it would be, laughter is proven to benefit well-being and your club keeps me fully supplied in that. What's today's headline going to be? ............

Ah man, just to clarify..... I mistakenly claimed that despite their progress "for quite some while now" (they finished 10th in the third flight), we haven't done as badly as that for 21 years (since 1996) when we finished 13th in the third flight. I was wrong as we in fact came 12th in the third flight in 13/14 (so two places lower than them last season). Bed time me thinks!

Ah damn, you're right. It was when Cotterill came in to save us from SOD. I completely overlooked that, I was thinking all the way back to 1996! I hope their biassed and delusional psyche isn't contagious. I'll have to go and get my head checked if so.

Barcelona of league 2 Division 5 (The Conference) Oh yes #Tick Tock "Matty Taylor's worth £10M". Matty Taylor sold for £300k Matty Taylor sold for £300k, to us. Matty Taylor used to advertise 17/18 season tickets. Santas grotto Henbury Gas Ten years in Bath Pirating and trying to profiteer from war memorials The 'famous' quarterzzzz "Everyone loves the gas". The obsession with away attendances Their official fans forum being closed down for legal reasons I just wonder what they'll treat us too tomorrow.....?

You seem to have miscomprehended my point. Yes you being below us for 17 years and counting is easy ridicule for us but what compounds it immeasurably is the almost daily nonsense your supporters spout. It's non-stop. Today's #gaslogic: Rovers win a friendly = Rovers coming for Bristol City Your lot clearly do not want to be taken seriously and with that in mind there is nothing weird about the scale and volume of our piss-taking here. It is directly proportional to your relentless stupidity. Incidentally, your team's progression for "quite a while now" has still only got you a position that we've out-achieved every season for the last 21 years. So well done for that, good progress made.

You posted some hilarious rant claiming we are obsessed with you. I offer you exhibit A below. This is a typical example of what we've labelled #gaslogic #gaslogic is a rationale that is so ridiculous that only a bitter, blinkered sag could ever use it. The hilarity of it to less twisted people has proved impossible to suppress. I shall say it once again, try to really focus on the words so that they sink in this time: this thread exists not because we are obsessed with you but because you are the gift that keeps on giving. Stop doing and saying ridiculous things and the comedic material will dry up. This thread will then die. Is this an official club publication or just the latest in their long history of gaffs from one of their retarded supporters?

Perhaps his village has previously had a visit from this guy....

I'm sure the Summer of 2015 was significant for some other reason as well......... ?

Yes, I think there's no doubt that had the squatters got their grubby mits on our land they'd have managed to squander it, leaving it for ruin, before roving off in search of their next victims to ravage.

This probably, they are not very good at stadia:

Maybe they've got a tunnel there as well?

They still haven't poached the head North Korean media guy then? A 12-0 victory with 140,000 locked out could've been the truth then. They've had to resort to alternative facts and fake news as usual, the poor lambs, for they shall not know the truth and the truth shall not set them free.

Which one one of you lot wrote this, then....? "I am constantly blown away by some of the comments on here. After over 3 decades of supporting rovers i feel these are the best of times. The short termism of some of my fellow supporters is very frustrating. It seems so apparent to me that the evolution is happening, our manager has a clear direction for the footballing side of the club - a 5 year contract, the quality of staff on recent interviews, the structuring of a philosophy that will run through all the age groups is all evidence of foundations being laid for success. The training ground purchase and proposals support the sensible direction our club is being taken on under the stewardship of an eminently sensible and likeable owner. I'm sure a stadium (of some sort) will come to pass or all the rest will prove pointless.The bigger picture is great as far as I'm concerned. Sit back and enjoy is my philosophy. There will be mistakes made, bad decisions and sh** days BUT relative to the last 30 years i have more faith than ever. I'm sure DC and Wael have it in hand. I think rather than the hope i have always has i now have belief.And in terms of the transfer activity, i think the time to judge is 1st September. I'm impressed with the 4 so far (on paper) and have no doubt there will be more in the next few weeks. FTG" ....................... I really do not know what to believe: has that come from a genuine gas head or has that come from one of us taking the piss? Happy days, either way,

I can well remember noticing the difference in the standard of the game the last time we were relegated to League 1. It seemed dull in comparison to the Championship and it wasn't just due to being a SOD team, our opponents were little more entertaining generally. Obviously the following season we walked it but again, our opponents were largely boring fare. So R*vers finishing 10th in league 1 suggests they were pretty uninspiring. However, all things are relative and they have spent years subjecting themselves to dog shit in the bottom half of League 2 and non-league so I guess the dizzy heights they have found themselves in does represent "a really good side to watch" for them. I'm not sure every neutral would agree, though.

Hat's doth'd, I stand corrected sir.

I can't see a mention of this on Asschat, the thread has probably been pulled and the poster banished for treason. The contrast between the picture they like to paint and the continual stream of incidents contradicting it is bewildering. Batshit delusional.

Where as Gower just declared to the world that length is key. Anyway, the lesser of two collapses on a bowler's pitch has won the day. Good to see some spin from England!

Is that the 1904 City addition, passed down generationally in the Phantom clan?

This business of SL the tax dodger; he's pumped over £100M into a community asset. What is tax? The collective pool of money that is in part, used to play for community assets (parks, land marks and the like). He is wealthy enough to have more say in where his 'tax' goes but he's contributed more to the community financially than I suspect most of the benefactors of the club (us) have put together. He's not exactly completely avoiding giving back, he's just been a bit smart in the way it's been channelled. Somehow I can't see the chancellor of the exchequer willing to give City anything, this way we get quite a bit. I appreciate it's a slightly dubious defence of him but the point remains he is contributing more than any of his critics are by a very large margin. As for critics from R*vers, they make up crap as they please so of course they are going to use SL's legally legitimate financial strategy against him.

It got progressively worse! WTF! That's what I was thinking! It would be totally unacceptable on here and rightly so.

In a reversed kind of way, over the years that has been considered a strength of our fan base by some. We're harder to please and have higher expectations. I'm convinced that a part of R*vers problem is their mentality. They pride themselves on non-achievements and intangibles. The famous blue and white quarters, the most loyal fans in the world, Ricky Lambert, traditionally being the self-proclaimed family club, the fact them gert shit heads critisise their own club and they don't......... There should be a balance of course but an expression of dissatisfaction and trying to hold the custodians of the club to account is not necessarily a bad thing. I wish there was more of it on match day, like there used to be.

I thought they had a problem with snakes. Maybe the delusions are due to widespread hypnotism? That would explain a lot.