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  1. He lost his bottle in Barnsley He lost his bottle in Barnsley
  2. OK, I admit there is a problem. Yesterday the new majority owner of Dwane Sports Ltd was inspecting progress at the south end of the ground when the investment inexplicably slipped out of his back pocket and fell into one of the piling holes. Despite strenuous efforts made by our team of retired maintenance staff the investment has yet to be recovered and concerns are mounting that at such depths it could have completely imploded.
  3. I aspire to be a South Stand snob.
  4. Peter you are forgetting the scandal of the waiters from the Four Seasons Hotel who were paid to come to Britain and pose as football club investors.
  5. Alf Saeed has told him to shut his trap
  6. Let me take you back to your childhood when you couldn't resist the temptation to bite into a piece of plasticine. I fear the Children of Horfield are about to experience a similar taste sensation.
  7. We’ve got Ben Where is Bill ? Where is Bill ? Where is Bill ? He’s at Eastville
  8. You are quite correct. The plateau on which the Memorial Ground pitch sits was formed through infilling the existing land with waste material from the South Wales coal pits. Whether this provides a suitable base to carry the weight of a steel grandstand with 3500 people perched inside must be open to question.
  9. The provisional wing of ARRRSE ( Alton Road Residents Resisting Stadium Enlargement) are poised to step up their JUST STOP WAEL campaign. Before Saturdays friendly against Chesterfield they plan to invade the pitch and throw orange powder over the players. And after the game Mr Al-Quidi plans to throw Gorringe under a bus.
  10. The football club, Memorial Stadium and training ground were offered for sale as a package at the start of 2022 but during the course of the year no buyers were found. I understand the price was gradually reduced until it reached a figure amounting to just over half the Dwane Sports Ltd mortgage charge but still no takers. So now we are going for broke.
  11. A leaking question. Has the cash raised through the Nationwide Finance loan been ring fenced for the new stand or is it being used to pay day to day running expenses ?
  12. October 28th, the Memorial Stadium Bristol's premier sports venue, an exciting game against Northampton Town. Seats in the new South Stand are hard to come by but if you are lucky enough to secure a ticket then in the adjoining subterranean concourse corridor food court you'll find a nice selection of baked alaskas.
  13. As a registered charity, Bristol Rovers Community Trust are able to offer exciting post-16 courses which combine academic studies with a sporting experience. The courses delivered by the charity, aim to improve the motivation, confidence and self-esteem of students on the courses and help to create life changing opportunities as students are supported in improving their employability prospects. To find out more about our courses and speak to the education team, register to attend one of our upcoming open evenings this academic year. One of our graduates ? Girls racist to man Man spits at lady Lady pulls his hair Man slaps lady for racist and pulling his hair. . Wind your Dam neck in were not all whiter as white as you.
  14. I shuffled over to the corner of the room curled myself up into a ball and started to slobber. Usually this happens to me at five pm on a Saturday afternoon but that comment has brought it on early.
  15. Slarti you are living in a byegone era. I yearn for a return to 1950's values just as you do. But this is 1993 and violence towards women is now perfectly acceptable so long as you are an employee of Bristol Rovers FC.
  16. Mayor survives five years trapped behind football ground “I’m lucky to still be ere” said the Mayor after being rescued from the “living hell” of spending five years trapped behind a football stadium project. His journey had started out over a convivial gin & tonic with successful property magnet Craig Cheever-Loophole who was anxious to transform a run down urban area into a thriving commercial hub whilst eliminating another gaping eyesore which had tarnished the City’s landscape since 1998. But after stumbling over a statement concerning the configuration of a football club and it’s need for a sustainable future the Mayor became trapped face down in a pile of promises with his desperate cries for help going unheard. Fortunately, just as time was running out, he was rescued by the shareholders of a small plc who revolted and told their management to forget about engaging with eccentric minority groups and concentrate on making them money. The Mayor has now fully recovered from his ordeal and says in future he will be careful to avoid dangerous hotspots such as the end of Alton Road.
  17. 12 ft high I believe. With the club dominated by Liverpudlians they are already calling it the Mersey Tunnel.
  18. The new South Stand concourse will be 17 ft wide and 220 ft long.
  19. Our in house barrister. Admittedly third hand information but I'm told the capacity of the stand could be limited to approximately 1400 until permission is granted which may take up to a year and even then would not necessarily be for the requested number. Any breach of the safety certificate requirements could well result in the services of Mr Csoka being called upon.
  20. You think Mr Csoka will be able to work his magic again ?
  21. Meanwhile up at Horfield they are starting construction of the new Bristol Rovers wing If you hold a general safety certificate, you must notify the local authority before extending, or altering the sports ground or installations - for example, by changing the entrances or exits. You must allow authorised officers to inspect your sports ground and take copies of your records at any reasonable time. Failure to comply with the safety certificate requirements may result in a fine and/or imprisonment for up to two years.
  22. All my life by Lil Durk (previously a hit for the New Seekers) Durkio told me he been on some positive shit, yeah, yeah Lately, I just wanna show up and body some shit, yeah, yeah Always been a lil' mathematician, lately it's cash I'm gettin' Got me losin' count of these bags, I've been movin' too fast Hard times don't last, 'member when cops harrassed Talkin' out my ass, boy, you ain't shit but a bitch with a badge All my life (all my life) They been tryin' to keep me down (they been tryin' to keep me down) All this time (all this time) Never thought I would make it out (never thought I'd make it out) They couldn't break me, they couldn't break me (no, no) They couldn't take me, they couldn't take me (no) All my life (all my life) They been tryin' to keep me down (they been tryin' to keep me down) I decided I had to finish, but the media called me a menace I done sat with the mayor and politicians, I'm tryna change the image You can't blame my past no more, I come from the trenches Some said I'd never be a superstar, but I know I'm different (no, no, no) I'm The Voice, but the system ain't give me a choice Know some people that's still on deploy I know a felon who tryna get FOID Child support your only support For a visit, I'm goin' through courts Went to jail, they was chainin' me up And you know that I'm famous as **** See how you gon' joke about stimulus? But they really had came in the clutch I know some kids wanna hurt they self Stop tryna take drugs, I refer to myself Tryna better myself, tryna better my health but All my life (all my life) They been tryin' to keep me down (they been tryin' to keep me down) All this time (all this time) Never thought I would make it out (never thought I'd make it out) They couldn't break me, they couldn't break me (no, no) They couldn't take me, they couldn't take me (no) All my life (all my life) They been tryin' to keep me down (they been tryin' to keep me down) (yeah) First generation ghetto *Racist Term Removed* Cole world, hello niggas Made it out the city with my head on straight Niggas keep shootin' up the lead out Young Jordan Peele, gotta get out 'Cause the shit that I spit out Is a cheat code like I'm facin' a RICO, how a *Racist Term Removed* put a hit out And another one, and, and another one I got like a hundred of 'em 'Bout to lap niggas so they think they ahead of me, but I'm really in front of them Now some of them fumblin' they bags ******' up the little crumbs that they had A reminder to humble yourself, this shit could be gone in an instant Me, I'm runnin' long distance All pistons firin' I be stuck between maybe retirin' And feelin' like I'm just not hittin' my prime These days scene rappers be dyin' Way before they even gettin' they shine I never even heard of lil' buddy 'Til somebody murdered lil' buddy Now I'm on the phone, searchin' lil' buddy name Got to playin' his tunes, all day in my room Thinkin', "Damn, this shit wicked, to get they names buzzin' Some niggas just gotta go lay in a tomb" And media thirsty for clicks, I got a new rule If you ain't never posted a rapper when he was alive You can't post about him after he get hit It's simple, it's the principle On any tempo, I'm invincible Don't even rap, I just vent to you I rather that than an interview Most days **** 'em all like I'm goin' through a ho phase Young *Racist Term Removed* shoot out the whip like road rage I pray all of my dawgs stay so paid And the only thing that kill 'em is old age All my life (all my life) They been tryin' to keep me down (they been tryin' to keep me down) All this time (all this time) Never thought I would make it out (never thought I'd make it out) They couldn't break me, they couldn't break me (no, no) They couldn't take me, they couldn't take me (no) All my life (all my life) They been tryin' to keep me down (they been tryin' to keep me down)
  23. We were so prowed when these ladies decided to take a stand. https://www.hergametoo.co.uk/bristolrovers But how strong is their resolve ?
  24. Deft work by Wilson and his agent. How easily Rovers supporters fell for the story that a transfer virtually announced two weeks ago was held up because of the players’ holiday in Ibiza. And how easily Mr Al-Quidi and Mr Gorringe were duped into believing they must accede to Wilson’s demands because Wycombe Wanderers were waiting in the wings. Mr Barton and Mr Jennings weren’t duped but it’s not their money.
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