WhistleHappy

Ashes to ashes.. A grate club.

Trouble brewing at t'mill…

Flipping heck, their substitutes ain't gonna like that. Giving up the bench and having to stand so that a few Gasheads can sit down!

Are you Harry Hill in disguise?

Come on …. Get a load of that Tannoy/PA system … jealous much! @Robbored. ?

So its gone to pens, I knew it would - pencilled it in!

Just realised that.. but it still hasn't taken long to get todays First predictable laugh... Their matchday thread... #1 (*team for tonight?) #2 (*who cares? Corrie is on) http://www.gaschat.co.uk/thread/15386/bristol-rovers-leyton-orient-official

I've a feeling they'll be providing us with some more jollity later today... whatever the result of their replay, something will give us a laugh -it's what they do! ?

Thats my old Spotting The Ball stamp, you soft sod .. X

SPOT THE BALL. ! I used to love this game, whatever happened to it? XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX (PS .. were they playing 'air ball' (ala 'air guitar') today?)

Why have they changed their nick name? Anecdotes, what was wrong with Pilgrims ?

https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2019/november/xmas-card-competition/ COY(artistic)R's … An opportunity not to be missed... design a Christmas Card for The Gas! Do Your Worst! lets see 'em. ? P.S. (OMG just noticed the 'PRIZE' on offer … ffs)

BUMP! ...oop's almost drop off front page! Cant have that... ?

They really need to step up their peg production, and lets not forget they'll be raking it in next month as sales of festive holly will be going through the roof again. (ever more popular tumble dryer and washer dryer ownership has understandably hit clothes peg sales hard since the 70's which has obviously threatened their overall viability - sadly their brief foray into nipple clamp manufacture flopped when the anticipated upsurge in popularity of boob cricket failed to materialise due to legal rulings in the British Court system.) Cant imagine what they'll do with any leftover stock of Christmas holly though, oh yeah, I know! R I P wreaths might be popular in the not too distant future.

# One H U G E G A P ! ! !

They thought he was doing more hamer than good.

Sounds a lot like the Not So Grand Old Duke Of York & Pitch@Palace situation.. (oops, apologies, I accidently interrupted jumped into the middle of a bloody good song writing session, sorry lads as you were, carry on! )

Just a thought, ? anyone reckon Frankie's kicking may have been more accurate than we gave him credit for? ?

Easily, .. 'Championship ready sprinklers' is a misnomer, it actually references the half time line up of peeing Gasheads stood at the Mem urinals. They could be flushed out of there no probs and sent up to Uncle Vince. Wouldn't last 2minutes though, Dale boy would kick 'em out of his world pretty damn quick when he realises they're a bunch of meat heads.

Some peeps will, some peeps won't Some peeps spell it with a small S, and some peeps dont Looks like I got it wrong again, I don't know why Some spells it proper, then they tells I . With thanks to a song by Weston -super- Mare RACEY 1979.

Well when it cones criminal records … they've got it covered... https://youtu.be/0r8afyJjOsM

3rd May 2014 … Bristol Rovers 0 Mansfield Town 1 ...now THAT is what I'd call a result to ridicule! ?

....unlike Weston Super Mare - ( which has seen better days.)

Drivel ? ….. is that a Bristolian term for a person who occasionally sits behind the wheel of a mini-bus? (as opposed to full time professional drivers.) Weird how we add 'Ls' to the end of so many words around these parts.

I definitely want one of these, brilliant what a great idea, fair play to the Gas for this...? Can I have an Ian Holloway one please? I'm getting a bit long in the tooth for this kind of thing, it's been ages since I've had a good kick-about... So Bring it on for Christmas ! ? … What could be better for a Boxing Day work out than burning off a few excess calories by kicking the shite out of a Hollowhead Snugzy all around the house and up the garden path?