Jumpers for goalposts, white plastic garden chairs for seating, Santa's grotty grotto, you can take the club out of non-league but you can't take the non-league out of the club, Nick Higgs the lawyers' pension plan, horse-punching.
Big up the Rovers!
If you had to come up with a comedy version of a local rival then they would be pretty close to it.
The popcorn is on standby for their next jolly jape.