Eddie Hitler

I see Higgs and Clarke more as Dick Emery and Roy Kinnear: Dad - I fink I done it wrong again!

I can't be the only one that popped into Sainsbury's on Monday night to buy some beer.

Another cracking comment, there are some clever gasheads out there but they must have to hide it from the others in case they get burned as a witch. BRISTOL ROVERS: Playing budget won't be cut, says chairman Nick Higgs Lovely stuff! Cuts right through the bullshit from Higgs that their knuckle-dragging fans are just lapping up. It's all Sainsburys fault innit? http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/BRISTOL-ROVERS-Playing-budget-won-t-cut-says/story-26892808-detail/story.html

Sky Bet have them 11/10 for a bottom half finish. Given the ongoing shenanigans off the pitch I'm tempted by the prospect of doubling my money. Sky Bet League 2 Bottom Half Finish 15/16 - Bottom Half Finish Accrington Stanley 1/3 Dagenham & Redbridge 4/11 Morecambe 1/2 Newport County 8/15 Mansfield 4/7 Hartlepool 4/7 York 8/13 AFC Wimbledon 8/13 Crawley 8/11 Carlisle 4/5 Exeter 4/5 Yeovil 5/6 Wycombe 5/6 Barnet 5/6 Plymouth 10/11 Bristol Rovers 11/10

I thought they originally had a much higher percentage holding for their investment and then the Board disapplied pre-emption rights so that they could issue lots more shares to themselves and massively dilute down the Supporters' holding.

There's too many long words there for the gasheads who will continue to drive through Sainsbury's car parks with their windows down playing Goodnight Irene whilst their Board steadily grind their club into the ground. I wonder who will step up to be our local rivals. Mangotsfield maybe?

Marvelous. Appeals, Plan Bs, and thinking Sainsburys gives a monkey's about them. All distractions from the football so we can confidently expect another flirtation with relegation to the conference. Whatever you think about the gas they are constantly entertaining!

Please can I withdraw this offer?

Without ploughing back I thought the end of June deadline was purely something that Higgs wanted because of timings for starting construction on the UWE stadium. The judge won't be bound by any such time restriction and if it goes against Sainsburys then they will automatically appeal. It could be another month yet.

Go on then, here's 20p and a French coin with a hole in it. I'll buy the club.

What did they expect? Pirates steal your money and run off with it. It's in the job description. I'm surprised that certain sporting clubs think that a pirate is an appropriate image for them.

Have a look at the scarves in the City shop next time! My gf wanted one at the Walsall game. The best was the identical one to that in red and white; and the worst a plain brown one with a small brown leather BCFC crest at one end. I couldn't quite believe it, my 20 yo scarf had multi-colours and a nice crest, she had to buy one online from some bloke in Canada of all places (the scarf guy) and it was cheaper.

She took a good long while to stop laughing and rolling around the floor after hearing Higgs' case apparently.

I have no idea what you mean and nor do the several million supporters who were unable to get into Wembley to cheer them on in their playoff final.

The anti-Burglars!!! They break into your car and leave money!!

I went to help a friend recover an Astra (ok, not an Escort), and apart from the steering column damage the only thing the thief had done was throw away most of the empty fag packets that were littering the car! I had a Mark III and IV Escort so no RWD for me. Great looking cars all.

Tsk Tone - I come looking for new jokes and the heat of your new abode has drained your well of comedy; nothing for five days.

And the present "killer religion" is islam. It was Christianity 800 years ago; but we are not living 800 years ago.

What's the point of pulling up loads of minor exceptions to muddy the waters and obfuscate the debate? Do you seriously not recognise that there are multiple terrorist groups across the world, slaughtering at random with extreme cruelty, and all in the name of islam? You can revert to the "Christianity was as bad 800 years ago" argument or claim that the Northern Ireland troubles were a religious conflict (when they clearly weren't) if you wish to continue to not see the obvious for some perverse reason and that's entirely your choice.

There are isolated exceptions of course. Jim Jones springs to mind.