Homer Simpson

36 minutes ago, Sleepy1968 said:

At least he didn't say 'cunning plan'. Although that might be more in keeping with some views of him.

Did he mention Southampton? 

4 minutes ago, The Bard said:

That was rent boy's wasn't it?

Rent boys, loan players. They're all the same to them.

7 hours ago, Red Shadow said:

Wasn't Jeffrey Archer linked with the sags back in the day?

He still is. He compiles all of their numerical data, such as attendances, size of fanbase and is currently working on the amount of seats required in any new stands or stadium.

He is a very accomplished writer of fiction with a wild imagination. 

17 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Evil Post reports that the planned redevelopment of the Minimal will provide a capacity of around 18,000.  Can someone tell me what the point of that is when you have less than 8,000 fans?

Build it and they will cum.

1 hour ago, RUSSEL85 said:

Apparently Rovers have had to cancel their 2nd coach to Wigan due to lack of sales still have seats on their first coach. Massive Club.

People take the Mick out of our coach 1, imagine what their's must be like.

1 minute ago, RedLionLad said:

Spotted on FB

His sister will love it.

53 minutes ago, marmite said:

What was wrong with the old system? 

Apparently it wasn't selling enough tickets.

Bolt on 2

Strap on 0

21 minutes ago, cider hoss rules said:

38000 likes locked out……..

You're confusing him with Robbogas.

17 minutes ago, Oh Louie louie said:

Cracking pic Dave, my dog went under the name Rambo, Steve Johnston!

Named my dog Penalty, after Lee Tomlin.

Every time I took him to the park the ****** took off and I couldn't find him.

Hi Zak. Has Liam banned punctuation at BS?

16 minutes ago, Galley is our king said:

Got Bristol Sport written all over this post.

Exactly. Do you notice how none of them use punctuation?

Tinnion also in charge of the education department. 

3 hours ago, Robbored said:

The piss was already there Homer. The old EE bogs were the worse by far. 

Stood in there many times, getting wet hoping it was the rain. 

19 minutes ago, Robbored said:

I assume you must be female - all the male fans know exactly what I mean…………

I assume you were giving it a vigorous shake whilst still peeing. 

2 hours ago, The Original OTIB said:

Calf injury

Looks bad.

19 minutes ago, JP Hampton said:

He’ll be wearing a Mac and a pink carnation. ‍

I think I've met him?

Well didn't think I would be going today. First half of the week I was totally wiped out with a very bad case of Norovirus. Unfortunately I woke up early today feeling fine and now able to go. But I have got a really good excuse for leaving early. If you spot anybody vomiting violently in the concourse,  Don't worry it's just me, I'm planning on watching Mannings presser pre match.

10 hours ago, harvey54 said:

If I had a tenner for every time I've read on here

"Obviously I want us to win tomorrow " when what they really mean is "I hope we get hammered and Manning gets sacked" I'd have more than enough for a good night out and a curry afterwards. 

It wouldn't bother me in the slightest if we lost heavily, played crap, looked useless and were totally humiliated if it meant that something was going to change at our club. 

Whether that be Manning sacked, Tinnion sacked, Jon Lansdown removed or all 3 preferably. 

I'm fed up with the shambles that this club has become, angry that we were lied to about why Pearson was sacked and gutted that we appear to have a manager not fit for purpose now. 

In all honesty, I couldn't care less anymore 

Exactly how I feel, as long as we avoid relegation. I just worry that if Mannings sacking is the only change then we will struggle until something happens higher up.

50 minutes ago, 1960maaan said:

The Board , and it is a stretch calling it that , seems to be made up of  Gavin Marshall , Director and Jon Lansdown Chairman. 

Google says "A typical board of directors has nine members, but some have three, and others have 31" .
So we are at the streamlined end of the spectrum to say the least.

As for clout , if Jon wants to do something and Marshall is opposed ? He'll just tell Dad and he'll do whatever he wants . If Marshall has an idea , then Jon tells Dad and he'll do whatever he wants.

We've gone for a mental age of 9. Although they did have to include Tinnion to raise it from 8.

5 hours ago, Gert Mare said:

Hugely the players fault.

Simply inspirational

 

I've just tried, and it is exceptionally difficult to step up when you're on the front foot.

Here's Jon's effort. 

1 minute ago, archie andrews said:

What flavour were the crisps lou?... 

Horse flavour, the picture was on the packet.

37 minutes ago, phantom said:

Why? 

It's £12.50 a ticket with the mates rates offer 

How does that relate to our season ticket renewal 

I've a funny feeling he won't be using that offer.

I see that the sags are now using AI to count their attendances and general levels of support. 

Artificially Inflated. 

3 minutes ago, Pezo said:

I heard that a the AI coach was coaching Manning how to pretend to be a human.

It failed miserably.