Homer Simpson

3 hours ago, RedRaw said:

Especially when they take the pillars away like some thick **** suggested was going to happen the other day

Same bloke went camping, said he didn't need tent poles either.

3 minutes ago, Super said:

Piss off.

Who's replacing him?

Just now, sugarwray said:

Talk Sport2 co commentator saying Cornick has bags of speed 

And other drugs.

2 hours ago, Southport Red said:

Is ‘Brandon Aguilera’ an anagram of ‘Johnson Clark-Harris’?

To all the prowed air heads it possibly could be.

15 minutes ago, Topper 123 said:

I hope you point em out 

Oh I think you'll spot them.

Sound is sorted.

50 minutes ago, elhombrecito said:

So, it appears that half of us think that we won't get close to selling out our allocation, and the other half seem to think that there's nowhere near enough tickets and they'll not even make general sale. 

And the other half failed their maths test.

3 minutes ago, CodeRed said:

Yes, this is their currant new stadium plan.

Personally I don't give a fig where they go.

They're hoping for more investment from the sultana of Brunei. 

41 minutes ago, elhombrecito said:

I'll be taking my usual flight to Frankfurt to take in the game. It's lovely this time of year

I usually take the Frankfurt flight for away games. Come and say hello,  I'll be the one wearing slippers and drinking a can of Thatchers.

1 hour ago, Dredd said:

Wasn't there a stipulation that if 3 of 5

attendances at AG were over 25k the club were obliged to do something with parking?

Forest 

Watford

Bears v Bath

City Women v West Ham

Leeds 

Is this going to make that applicable?

 

 

Bears matches don't count towards this, see quote below. Also city have used the excuse of actual attendance in the past, as in bums on seats. Which is fine for the cup matches but we fall short because of all the no shows for league matches.

That condition would be triggered if three out of five consecutive Bristol City home games saw an attendance of more than 25,000. There was no provision for Bristol Bears matches written into the planning consent, because at the time the rugby hadn’t switched to Ashton Gate.

13 minutes ago, Super said:

2-0

Bloody hell they're doing well. Must be the news that Klopp is leaving has pit a right downer on the oposition.

It is this weekend that they are playing Liverpool isn't it?

1 hour ago, elhombrecito said:

Not sure what O'Neills have got to do with some poorly applied sponsor logos. That would have been done by somebody at the club.

Should be easy to identify the culprit,  he/she has left a bloody gert finger print on it.

When a player signs for the fewers, does a release clause in his contract become a ransom?

3 minutes ago, BrizzleRed said:

….. no signs of the laugh supply drying up and if anything, it seems like they’ve actually cranked up production. 

I’d just like to thank them for giving us so much free, quality and seemingly endless entertainment

They just need to find a way to entertain their own fans as much as they do us now!!!

Desperately pushing it now. May have to close the rest of the ground to achieve 75%.

 

 

1 hour ago, ExiledAjax said:

Seems to now be a suggestion that due to inclement weather everyone attending will crowd into the new stand in order to tip it over the 75% required for the test.

So, just to confirm.

The entire crowd might just about fill 75% of one stand.

Need a bigger stadium lads.

I fear for them.

But will laugh anyway. 

1 minute ago, TinMan's left peg said:

It’s not a problem.  I’ve sold Wally several vats of invisible paint to coat the pillars with.  

How will he find it?

3 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Needed cheering up so have had a read of Gaschat. Before the match they expected the new stand to be 'rocking' and 'the Canaries wont know what's hit them'

Photo of under the stand - 'Is that Wembley?'

There's every likelihood that the stand does rock, even when empty.

There's a lot of hotel rooms being cancelled on Merseyside tonight.

2 minutes ago, CiderJar said:

Championship ready catering....
 

 

 

Jerk King off. Must have been watching Babestation.

1 hour ago, HappyClapper said:

I’m warming to him to be fair.

Not being funny, but looking at your profile name wouldn't you warm to anybody?

12 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

Paranoia strikes deep....

 

Is that aimed at me?

1 minute ago, Miah Dennehy said:

Just had an email form the club saying 'try at 4.30'.

What, you've got the rugby back?

Just now, myol'man said:

Rovers vs Norwich live on Babestation 

Hopefully Rovers on the receiving end of a good shafting.

2 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said:

Am I on Gaschat?

More likely Heroin, hard to tell with you lot.