Homer Simpson

So we want to play exactly as we are, with exactly the same players but with a manager that nods a lot to get us to the prem.

Good funking luck with that, you bloody moron.

Voted. 

1 minute ago, Davefevs said:

I don’t really care about job-title.  I think the role will depend on who takes over, irrespective of title.

Exactly this. But Lansdown will employ a manager/coach that implements the role the way he wants it.

38 minutes ago, johnwilkinson said:

Well spotted Northern Red . Yet another "long term observer" suddenly motivated to loose his virginity and spout half a page of sh-t -stirring in pure innocent naiveity.

Well, it is his birthday.

Happy birthday, The Gap.

18 minutes ago, Marcus Aurelius said:

No shock it’s a blue few that’s bad at maths 

 

She didn't need the wheelchair until she met Joey Bag.

He's left his kit behind.

2 hours ago, Bernie24 said:

Perfect fan number plate

C17 YBC

Have you by any chance got a number plate for sale?

2 minutes ago, sinenomine said:

I, for one, will never forget Zak Knight. 

Yes, what a night that was.

9 minutes ago, BigTone said:

I'd ride naked on a horse through their city centre

Would you be showing your condensed version?

47 minutes ago, italian dave said:

I believe he was asked to take a ‘holiday’. And back next month if I remember right.

For his benefit or ours? 

12 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Another 'GAP-FACT'....

If you'd have invested £1000 in shares for the energy drink Monster at the start of the GAP, you'd now have stock worth over a million.

Or a 'triple Tilson' if you prefer. 

That's where I went wrong. Put my money in bloody Fanta.

Sometimes I think we're a bit harsh on the sags. To be fair they've only been playing in Bristol for 27 years and only been a league club for 8 years. 

But most of the time, I think phuk em.

3 minutes ago, Sleepy1968 said:

They reckon the 2066 tourney will include some off world locations.

Won't be around to see it, luckily.

I'm over the moon Harry.

Team bus has arrived. 

Welcome. Looking at your user name, you may find the legroom a bit tight in parts of the Dolman Stand.

27 minutes ago, Dredd said:

Remember when we used to get that safety message before each game?

'This is a test of the emergency PA system in the Evening Post Dolman Stand, when you hear this tone *annoying Bing bong*, please wait for a safety steward to direct you to the nearest exit'

We still get it. You have to listen very carefully. It's only broadcast in the chairman's box. When the nest egg starts to deflate.

Bloody hell is it that long ago? I was there, if I remember rightly it chucked it down as well.

1 hour ago, IdliketoRogerMoore said:

I reckon an awful lot of this thread is a mix of shit puns and Rudolf Huckers love life interrupted with gas incompetence!

Also known as a Shart, you're welcome.

Whoever is putting my Google newsfeed suggestions together knows something. The 2 stories at the top can't be an accident, can it?

2 hours ago, Monkeh said:

I won't take the piss in that cup, we'd struggle to get 4k in that competition 

I still don't get why they're boycotting league games though.

20 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

Sneak in and hide in the bogs !

Shit, didn't bring food.

Just now, EstoniaTallinnRed said:

Why, there's no need, as on the OS it says UK and overseas.

Not just this match.

Apparently there's so many logging in from Frankfurt that the club are thinking of starting a fan club over HERE. 

Got to be the Gas rise all the way from non league to the bottom half of league 1. Just ask any deluded sag.