Homer Simpson

Parson street flyer.

Can only remember one tenor waving.

31 minutes ago, Sixtyseconds said:

 

Marvin does already.

No fuel emissions with that man. 

Might not be fuel, but definitely emissions. 

The only constant in this division, and I confidently predict that in the next 2 games. We will not be awarded a penalty.

Really hope I'm proved wrong.

It landed on the waste land at the end of Ashton vale. Steve Lansdown got out and took his dog for a walk. Apparently he is going to make this a daily outing as long as no houses are built there.

Example of bants.

1 minute ago, elhombrecito said:

With these stats, it's crazy that it's still 1-0!

With those stats they're lucky to have nil.

3 hours ago, Midred said:

Wasn't it in Springfield?

Definitely not, I rarely leave the bar, I would have noticed.

2 hours ago, davidoldfart said:

With large debts and a takeover up in the air ,and they sign  7 loans (Man U x2 ,West Ham,Wolves,Norwich,Derby ) plus 2 permanent deals.And now trying for 7 deals before deadline !!! 
Something smells.

 Is your forum name a clue?

Problem solved, now a Saturday afternoon in November according to our media team?

7 hours ago, downendcity said:

The realisation that your future is behind you.

As the majority on OTIB head straight down the tunnel.

Just now, One Team said:

No replays though is there? ET and pens?

No ET.

1 hour ago, Bazooka Joe said:

Also, what's a "clean sheet"?

It's what you get when you admit defeat and buy some adult nappies.

2 hours ago, BS3City said:

If if if...

If my uncle had a fanny he'd be my auntie.

The (few) Blue Few I acquaint with have been unbelievably buoyant since Saturday. It'll all come out in the wash. 

**** 'em...

First time I heard that (many years ago), I thought it was funny. Now all I can think is, could happen.

Why did you think it would be different?

1 hour ago, Super said:

So what's our actual capacity now?

The stadium has 26,459 seats. 27,000 is just a rounded figure that for some reason gets used. As for actual usable capacity for football, who knows. I suppose each match has it's own variables. 

46 minutes ago, MattWSM said:

23k sold

500 away not sold yet

1000 away not given

1000 left in home end

1000 I'm told before is due to segregation 

not sure about the other 500

The other 500 will be covered by the fact that we have 26,500 seats, not 27,000.

I have never been more convinced that corruption is still a thing in the EFL.

1 hour ago, Davefevs said:

Jasper Carrott - Birmingham City

Also Jeff Lynne of ELO.

12 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

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Straight to the point, can't disagree with any of that.

16 minutes ago, REDOXO said:

So how is James playing?

Even worse than Tom Richie. And as for Gerry Gow, I've looked here, I've looked there I've looked everywhere. I cant bloody see him.

On 08/07/2022 at 16:56, Garland-sweden said:

Some Swedes are coming over for the game. Think we will be 12 of us. COYR 

Don't mind the Swedes, it's all the bloody cabbages coming across the bridge that wind me up. Turning ashton gate into an allotment. Although fair play, they did try and fertilize themselves last time.

14 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

Don’t be silly BT. 28000 isn’t big enough for them 

It'll be ok, they are going to have a 50000 capacity locked out over spill area.

9 minutes ago, Robbored said:

I didn’t know that he’d gobbled a fan but he definitely did at a least one opposing player

Well that sucks.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. You can't run towards adversity with 2 torn hamstrings. Maybe a quick limp.