Homer Simpson

2 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

I recommend an eyebath as well.

Not sure if cleansing the mind of the mamories is possible though.

I'll keep hold of those if you don't mind.

1 hour ago, Unan said:

Now that is pedantic 

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9 minutes ago, Lew-T said:

When was our last victory at Derby? I’ve got Martyn Woolford in my mind of him scoring a winner, but I’m not 100%.

Think it was 2010/11. 0-2 Stead got one.

1 hour ago, JamesBCFC said:

Had a dream we go 1 down, lead 2-1 before losing 3-2

What a crap dream. In mine we where 67 nil up, then the mrs woke me up just before half time for sex. I'll ask her the final score later, she slept through the second half.

Sag showing off the watch he bought from Wally.

So the gap has started work and the stadium planning has started school. They really are a family club.

14 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

You're still dreaming of clawing your way back to where you were in the 1970s

Go on, add another hysterically funny quote to this thread. Wait for it. Right, here it comes.

WHERE EXACTLY  ARE YOU DREAMING OF CLAWING YOU'RE WAY BACK TO?

2 minutes ago, Cheesleysmate said:

I told my Rovers mates about this crayon drawing Gashead and they denied that he is anything to do with Rovers, he's just a Ted WUM in disguise as a faithful and truer.

Then they told me to **** off, turned on me and wanted a fight, saying that I just said what I said to them about GGMI just to wind them up about the Man City game.

Typical shithead**** they said.

Standard!!!!!!

You could challange them to a bout under Queensbury rules. But then I don't suppose they would be able to get all those fingers into a boxing glove.

31 minutes ago, JBFC II said:

Some brilliant posts from them on their 26 page thread about how far we are above them

Apparently they are going to watch the game tonight to see us get thumped so they can laugh at us about it and apparently, according to one highly deluded sag, the difference between us isn't actually that large.... 

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/11303/elephant-room?page=26

The difference between us is at least four digits.

That's 2 fingers and 2 toes that I know of.

58 minutes ago, Sniper said:

So how many times did you have to knock on the door to get in?

I was their postman. Always had to knock twice.

7 minutes ago, Swede said:

1 I will be having a meeting with the owners soon.

2 These things take time.

3 I am having a meeting with the manager later today..

4 We have the fan base.

5 See 3.

6 See 3.

 

All questions answered. Do I win a prize?

Love

Hammy

You may have won the booby prize, but I think there is some sort of Cricket related qualifier for that.

1 hour ago, myol'man said:

Shutters up already 

Bloody hell, more sags locked out.

18 minutes ago, RedM said:

Right the fans know they have some money, let’s sit back and watch this unfold. 

Dwayne Sports have just confirmed they will be investing £350,000 in a full sized Olympic swimming pool to aid players recovery from injury. All staff are welcome to use it but must pay their own air fare to Jordan.

3 minutes ago, Septic Peg said:

Lads and ladies...

Brace yourselves... 

 

Obviously welsh, what a great accent. Not.

2 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Whose going to point it out then ?

He's done it on purpose, the reason why? Can only think it was boredom, certainly not funny.

Yes ****'em. Happy Christmas everybody, except them. ****'em.

59 minutes ago, SimonR said:

Well to be fair, twitter is a gethering place for ****wits from all over the world.

 

Hang on I'm on Twitter.

Yeh fair point.

Big anniversary coming up next year. I stand to be corrected, but I believe it will be 25 years since the Horse punching thieves were last in the second tier of English football.

4 minutes ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Is that a canvas wall behind the headboard?

The definitely not human league.

42 minutes ago, Tomarse said:

But still.. 

 

Another celebrity fan? Is that Zac Dingle stood behind him. Part of the larger travelling community? 

2 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Bastards are beating us in something........

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/latest-banning-order-figures-reveal-9324163

 

No shock tbh.

 

That will explain their attendances, surely a couple of zeros left off though.

30 years sounds about right, thats when I got my first set of white patio furniture.