Homer Simpson
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59 minutes ago, Shaun Taylor said:
That's Gas territory hope you're not going to change allegiances!
I understand where your coming from, historically. But remember, our CITY is red.
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Just had a txt from NHS saying I can go out after 12 weeks.
I'm over the moon, just started a 5 year sentance in Horfield.
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2 minutes ago, Super said:
Anyone think pubs might be rammed tonight?
Only by idiots if they are.
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2 hours ago, Silvio Dante said:
Latest measures:
- Now self isolate for 14 days if anyone in house has symptoms
- The self isolation at the end of this week will be for 12 weeks for the elderly
- Police and ambulance not supporting large gatherings
- Everyone if possible to work from home, avoid isolated places like pubs and restaurants
- Avoid non essential travel and contact
Noticably:
- No school closures
- No ban on pubs etc, self regulating
- No ban on mass gatherings- just won’t be policed
Just told the Mrs that her weightwatchers meeting is probably off, she's not happy.
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20 minutes ago, exAtyeoMax said:
you might get a free XS 125th Anniversary shirt…
How much will I have to pay for them to keep it?
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7 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:
Shall we set up a Just Giving page ?
I thought this was the Just Giving page. And boy do they keep giving.
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Three area's for improvement, my answers.
1. On the pitch.
2. Off the pitch.
3. Ownership.
Hope they achieve none of these.
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11 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:Can they get any more dense ?This belter had to be reminded that we don't enter until the 3rd round of the F.A. CupThen another advises they don't want us to humiliate them !
Second round draw tomorrow 7 pm on BBC2Anyone but the sh**, wouldn't want them to to humiliate us.
Championship clubs don’t enter until round 3. Can’t see us getting that far!Edit : Great minds, Redraw
Have a bit of sympathy for them, thier younger fans don't know that there is a round 3.
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32 minutes ago, CiderJar said:
... but but Bristol City were on the telly, and the rugby's on later and this close to Christmas....
Why did they make the all the Rovers fans wear orange coats?
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4 minutes ago, CyderInACan said:
That’s very nearly half past eight in the evening!
Typical, no bloody trains in time for kick off. Getting home should be easier though.
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1 minute ago, RedLionLad said:
2-0 up. Jammy Bastards
Not heard that name before, have they signed him recently?
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4 minutes ago, 22A said:
Page 20 of today's "Metro"; a Leeds fan applied to become Spurs manager in 1999. His only experience is the game Football Manager.
Spurs wrote back with a rejection letter. He now has a collection of 68 rejection letters and wants to complete a set of all 92 EFL & Prem clubs.
Due to his experience, would he get a rejection from the gas?
No he would not. They gave him the job.
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According to radio Bristol 96 away fans.
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I have been having a look at the bet365 stadium on https://www.footballgroundguide.com. whilst there thought I would see what it had to say about Horfield. I have pasted a couple of quotes below. If you have a spare few minutes it really will give you a laugh.
What you thought on seeing the ground, first impressions of away end then other sides of the Memorial Stadium?I have to be honest and say the ground is barely Football League standard and light years away from Ashton Gate. The away facilities are terrible. What's with all the tents?Summary of overall thoughts of the day out:Bristol is a great city especially around the centre and we wish we could have stayed the weekend as we have done before. But the Rovers ground is abysmal and the area around it doesn't have too much to offer. Luckily we won't be back next season (or any time soon hopefully).-
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5 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:
I’m one of the few to post under their real name.
I'm another.
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Typical sags. No planning needed. They're using the existing stands.
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5 hours ago, phantom said:
Make it stop :laugh:....
Pitches from £10? Now it all makes sense.
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1 hour ago, Gert Mare said:
Nearly 1000 pages of .
I’ve been thinking
maybe of producing a book for Christmas based upon some absolute gems from this legendary thread.
Title choice could be interesting....
”Tinpot Bristol Rovers - The gift that keeps on giving”
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”NOT the 6th richest club in England”
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”BR15FC - From Ragass to Ratshit”
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”Ted’s In The Away End”
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”There’s only one Colin Daniel”
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”Dissolution not Evolution”
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”Bristol Rovers - The Family Club - Loved By All”
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”Locked Out”
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”BR15FC - England’s biggest Campsite”
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”Watertight Down”
any more suggestions?
From camp pirate to camp site.
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1 hour ago, NOTBLUE said:
When they say they’re quirky,they mean in a ‘Royston Vasey’ way,a local club for local people.
Last away match they took 5 coaches. All numbered coach 1.
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Wow. He's definitely a special kind of giver.
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4 minutes ago, bodin said:
Average home attendance of Port Vale is 4,271, and they only look to be going down with their owner, have a mate who's a Port Vale fan and their owner's a lot worse than our's.
Did I say loyal and true? And probably long-term yes, the Mem is that bad. A shiny new stadium is bound to attract more fans than the tents.
I'm actually on the coach home from the match, Clarke-Harris scored a screamer. I went on this at halftime and i'm on it now.
The post seems to be light-hearted, although I could be wrong but I think you're taking it too literally. So we never talk about you on our forum, but yet we're obsessed? Just seems ridiculously hypocritical.
Give an example of a city the size of Bristol or bigger then, a two-club city, where the club on the lower-end have as big a quality gap as Rovers and City do, and they get a lot more fans than Rovers at games? Excluding London of course. Also couldn't you use the exact same argument for saying your crowds should be bigger than they are? Especially considering your investment and media spotlight? Again, not a dig, a genuine question. And in case you go "yes but our crowds are better than yours," I've never said City aren't miles ahead of Rovers. In fact i've said it repeatedly and yet a lot of the fans in this thread are still trying to paint the picture I think all the things that the most stupid of the Rovers fanbase believe.
On the coach, ha ha ha. Belter. Look at the times of your comments. You must have left 20 minutes before the end. Still what more should we expect, gas logic. Or where you one of the 10000 locked out. Wum, belter. Still fair play for the amount of time your prepared to spend giving us a laugh.
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5 minutes ago, bodin said:
Not at all, I even admitted I was wrong but can you not say Johnson's not had sustained periods of horrific form in the seasons 16/17 and 17/18 and it looks like it's happening again atm
It's understandable that you haven't gone to Gillingham to support your shambles of a club, but you'd rather be on here instead of concentrating on your own match. Yep, A1 belter.
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16 minutes ago, Swede said:
The sags are a laughing stock.
There, I've got us all back on track so let's carry on as before . . . .
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Overheard a sag in the pub last night, saying that if they could get Banksy to do his thing on their stands they could make enough to fund a new stadium. I had to put him straight. I said you're talking shite.
Everybody knows that Banksy doesn't paint on Canvas.
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The Coronavirus and its impact on sport/Fans Return (Merged)
in Football Chat
Posted
Pasted from BBC just now.
Italy looks closely at infection rates
Mark Lowen
BBC News, Rome
For the third day in a row, the infection rate here is slowing.
Some 54,030 people in Italy are confirmed to have coronavirus – that’s an increase of just over 7% on Monday's figures. It’s the slowest rise since the outbreak began and is now starting to look like a downward trend in new infections.