Homer Simpson

29 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

It will come in handy though. They could go for a nice weekend away with their wife for their wedding anniversary..! 

They could take their mother and sister as well, still only need a 2 seater.

16 minutes ago, bcfctim said:

Tell him he can have one so long as he wears a City shirt and sings "Matty Taylor is a red..." all game.

And stands in the middle of the Atyeo while doing it.

7 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

Has the Mem blown down yet..?

How would we tell?

4 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

18/12

Is that one and a half months, or are you just making overtures?

1 hour ago, harrys said:

I’m sure one of the pubs in Stockwood was well known for being full of gas, someone help me here (Harvesters?)

When Horseworld opened on Stockwood lane all sags in Stockwood were asked to leave.

Reports coming in that the sags are going to launch a complaint to the EFL. They are saying that the horse clearly dived and should have been sent off. They want the match replayed, saying that Oxford must play with 10 men (standard gas opposition) because the dive was a sending off offence, also the match must be started with a penalty to the home side as the horse was in it's box at the time.

2 hours ago, Super said:

A bit too close.........

Don't you mean "Mind the gap".

30 minutes ago, Tomarse said:

That at least has guttering.  The water is just going to drip over the edge when raining and if windy just blow into those sat/seated below it.  Pretty sure if the wind gets under it the roof will just lift off..

Don't worry about the drips, they're on the terraces. And if it's raining the water will be upto your waist anyway.

22 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

It was quite windy last night. Was all of their ground allowed to be open..?!

They worked on the ground all day to make sure it was safe. Apparently they doubled up on guy ropes and put the patio furniture in the unusable pasty hut.

7 minutes ago, SimonR said:

So what exciting new cock ups have they made today? It has been over 24 hours since the announcement that the Pipe Dream Arena was a no go, surely they have some new comedy for us. I also notice @bluebutterfly has mysteriously gone quiet.

Butterflies don't live long, but I'm sure another little gas maggot will be along shortly. 

4 minutes ago, Super said:

So they boycott Sainsbury now UWE wonder what's next?!

They have been boycotting there own ground for years.

Beat me to it.

On radio bristol now.

1 hour ago, Major Isewater said:

Article in the Post about the cheapest way for them to get to their away games . 

I haven't copied the text just a photo .

 

That's not an away trip. They're moving house.

1 hour ago, Bristol Rob said:

They shared secrets about their championship ready sprinkler system with the Russians.

And the Russians have released pictures of the system.

Just now, cidercity1987 said:

I'm sure there's a joke to be had here

http://www.chad.co.uk/news/former-mansfield-town-footballer-colin-daniel-fined-for-waste-offence-1-7059382

Open to suggestions...

 

Dumping waste out of the league?

4 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

CLASSIC

 

Typing this through tears of laughter. Sounds like he got "eye balled" by rovers chief talent spotter. So it's not just our biased view, they really are a laughing stock.  

Apparently the revolution has started.

#mindthegap

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/9813/9-302-average-crowd

Just now, Sergio Georgini said:

Too big.

Pitch and Floodlight pylon look about right.

Just now, Griffin said:

It makes us look obsessed, laughing at them is one thing but pointlessly bringing them back to the top for literally no reason is another. Imo 

Well done keep up the good work.

2 hours ago, Griffin said:

Why bump it?

Why not? When you read some of the rubbish on here. At least this thread makes me laugh, sometimes. As has been said many, many times. If you don't want to read it just skip past.

Whats the problem?

I can't believe that this thread has slipped to page 2. 

5 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

To be fair Holloway didn't say that did he? What he did say was pretty hilarious now we can look back though! They've really kicked on from that 'achievement' haven't they??!!!

 

 

Crikey one of the very few highlights in their history and they even made that all about us.

11 minutes ago, Monkeh said:

thats low net, she died of cancer, let phil and grant mourn ffs

She's not dead, she's gone to run that bar up in the sky. You know the one where she will never be seen, the one in the concourse of the upper Lansdown. 

45 minutes ago, Aizoon said:

I believe there's a colony of rare hedgehogs right in the middle of the site...

If they ever get it built there will be a lot of pri*ks there for sure.