Homer Simpson

22 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

Even making a sigining they make themselves look tinpot  This is off the BBC transfer thred

 

"DONE DEAL

Bristol Rovers sign Chelsea duo

Posted at19:10

League One side Bristol Rovers have signed Chelsea duo Jake Clarke-Salter and Charlie Colkett on loan - although this is the second time the Pirates have tweeted the news, having originally used a picture of Ruben Loftus-Cheek."

BREAKING NEWS.

Loftus-Cheek to sue Bristol Rovers for everything they own.

Because he wants to go camping next week.

Just now, 1960maaan said:

Baking hot and sunny here in Brighton, feels a lot better now at 3-1 though.

Baking hot here in Jamaica. 11am and a free bar, this may not end well. Damn you Bristol City and your mega hangovers.

15 minutes ago, Full nelson said:

Was working over Patchway this afternoon and whilst standing behind a few of the young stone island brigade in the local corner shop, I overhear that "Chelsea ain't ready for the Gas Hit Squad" 

Chelsea boys Probably looked at the fixture and thought they didn't have a first team game tonight.

1 hour ago, Red Rag said:

I have heard its 27 acres in Almondsbury they are sniffing around,seriously.

Walk my dog there every day, got to be a Village green.

9 minutes ago, RobArnold10 said:

Not a chance at Emersons, that areas only getting more houses on it!

Then I get in the car drive to Emersons Green and walk my dog again. Another Village Green.

Dog's bloody knackered.

Just now, Kid in the Riot said:

Had a gander on SlagChat to see what the latest on UWE is. Apparently an announcement is still imminent (has been for around 4 months) and will probably confirm the new ground is going ahead.

But there are some non-believers who think the stadium might not happen. But don't fear, apparently one ITK poster claims they've found (presumably purchased?) A site in Emerson Green where they'll be able to build a stadium capacity of, wait for it, 55k! Amazingly some sags seem to think there is a chance that may happen, instead of them building the stadium they actually have planning permission for.

It really is like visiting a mental asylum over there.

55k. Not big enough.

Goes to show just how wealthy the gas chairman is. 200 tickets left for beamback. I have to get back from Scunny by chuffing car.

33 minutes ago, Esmond Million's Bung said:

Do the gas actually own the tents or is on hire or is the tent on loan from the Bath & West show ground?, come on lads and lasses if they do own the tents they don't come cheap do they?.

On a serious note how do they manage to get a safety certificate?.

They had to tie double bows in the guy ropes to get the safety certificate.