Homer Simpson

19 minutes ago, Sturny said:

I much regret getting lower seat tickets 

I think there might be a couple of vacant seats further back if you're lucky.

Should've insisted she removed the shirt immediately.  

1 hour ago, Bristol Rob said:

Nativity time innit.

They are looking for 3 wise men and a virgin.

They've already decided to do a  modernised version, by using a tent rather than a stable.

First question on the Virgin Questionnaire. 

Do you have a brother?

If you have answered yes, we're sorry but your application has failed.

24 minutes ago, Northern Red said:

Why was the thread about throwing objects merged into this one?

Throwing things at players, throwing toys out of pram.

49 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Where does a Rovers fan get four quid from?

He pimped out his sister to his brother. Don't know where he got the other £3.00 from.

It could've been worse. What if he hadn't accidentally spilt that jar of vaseline over it first.

13 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

I have an Irish - sounding surname and was forever having my luggage `randomly checked` at airports back then. It didn`t bother me as they often upgraded us on the flight after they didn`t find anything untoward.

I would have thought it's more French than Irish. But what do I know? I cant tell Male from female these days, dont even ask what problems that causes.

3 minutes ago, Hampshire reds said:

Tell me why are people are backing Pearson whose record is Bloody dreadful. if this was lee or Dean you will be hounding them out. .  what is it 7 wins in 33. but thats ok. it wont keep us in the championship. but then i am a dick. so i talk shit. please tell me someone why i should think differently.

Nope, you're spot on.

Ok, I'll start. 

Your grammar is shocking.

1 hour ago, Coombsy said:

Taken from ass chat and added a-bit on

 

I Agree! would be great to turn them over and smash Sutton in the next round and six fingers crossed to a well deserved away fixture just down the road  against a big club!

 

Added a bit more, just for authenticity. 

3 hours ago, Super said:

Or even this side of xmas.

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Please Nige can I have a promotion and perhaps a trophy or 2. 

All the best Homer. (I have been very good and not moaned about our performances at all).

19 minutes ago, Robbored said:

That’s true and SL is in a position to say what he likes. I know for a fact that he’s always thought that.

Fact?

Just checked the official site, can't find it anywhere?

3 minutes ago, exAtyeoMax said:

When we were kids, my mum always gave us brandy when we were ill. Does wonders

And mine. I was ill 5 or 6 times a week. 

7 minutes ago, Moments of Pleasure said:

Excellent, and essential, punctuation, sir. If I may be so bald .... 

Do you mean bold? Or are you really losing your hair?

3 minutes ago, JackofromSanJavier said:

Can't remember the last time we won at the Gate, but I think this was the kit we sported at the time!

Not sure if it's the right kit, but glad to get that monkey off our back. COYR.

5 minutes ago, 054123 said:

I think it’s got to be worth a shot.

Oooh a shot. I remember those.

1 hour ago, CiderJar said:

Great analogy; here are some deluded Hartlepool fans....

Why are Hartlepool fans wearing replica Rovers kit?

19 minutes ago, CiderJar said:

How is he with Homer?

Just trying to lighten the mood.

I don't see anything wrong there. I do indeed love doughnuts. On the other hand, I also think Joeybag Barton is a cock.

COYR.

50 minutes ago, Fodbarmyarmy said:

Yes, those bloody tides ...i blame Mark Ashton...

So that's a tide mark?

13 minutes ago, Desso said:

Well, I take exception to you not spelling proud correctly.

Ha,ha,ha. SUPER WOOSH.

5 minutes ago, Never to the dark side said:

Homer Simpson I take exception to being called Gas

I take exception to you not reading your own post. I was obviously referring to the 2 guests that you were suggesting could not spell they're own names. They must be prowed to be on sound of the city.

1 hour ago, Selred said:

Surely that's obvious. Ashton Gate is open 1/2 a day every 2 weeks for football. So perhaps a full day every 2 weeks including the Rugby.

Try setting up another business with such a limited opening and try and keep prices low.

 

Using your logic, how many pubs get 5 or 6 thousand customers (conservative estimate taking rugby into account) every couple of weeks?

5 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

How much is it at the ground?

Over £5 without discount, not sure of the exact amount. Must admit it doesn't stop me buying it though.