Homer Simpson

A gapper tonight when he puts on ITV by mistake.

Apparently it's going to be a bit warmer for pre season this year.

35 minutes ago, Super said:

Can you downgrade as well? Got an adult ticket but under 19 is going now!

Pointless phoning. They'll be over 19 by the time you get a reply.

6 minutes ago, Ronnie Sinclair said:

Yes, this shirt is beautiful, awful, tinpot and stylish in equal measure 

Whilst I agree with you, I can't help feeling that I must disagree. 

So, the boy was embarrassed.  Can't imagine why.

I smell burning pants.

29 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said:

Joey's been doing that thinking thing again. 

 

Was that a love letter to his wife?

1 minute ago, Gazred said:

As Cif.

It's Vim up north.

30 minutes ago, readie14 said:

Their paper cups are falling apart like their season!

Who's bottom are they holding them up to? And what are they filling them with?

16 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

My wife tells people I took her up The Shard for her birthday last year, much to their amusement.

That'll be Mrs Numb Legs, makes sense now.

22 minutes ago, myol'man said:

Low crowd tonight cos they're all taking their sisters up Chasers innit 

Suppose they got to take them up somewhere. 

12 minutes ago, myol'man said:

Nice watch available over at the Mem

We'll get there eventually, these things take time. Taking time.

5 minutes ago, pigeon said:

I bought 4 memberships just for this game, as flying in from the US for it. I would like to think I've earnt the right to be there!  plus the 4am alarm this morning to get up for tickets! Can't wait. 

Going by your user name it won't cost you much to get here, although I expect you'll be knackered.

2 minutes ago, OneTeamInBristol said:

Will you be sending Bart down?

Yes, but he'll be looting the dressing rooms. I'm hoping for a couple of nice watches. 

5 minutes ago, NcnsBcfc said:

64 left according to OS.

Not sure how we are going to sell the odd seat in the family section?

Who is going to go with their young child, and then make them sit by themselves a number of rows away?

Going to be left for some "Parent of the year award winners", who don't care as long as they get to see the match.

 

 

 

They'll probably send the kids down to run on the pitch and beg for shirts anyway.

35 minutes ago, Davefevs said:

Is it just me, but…

…wouldn’t it be more polite to say “please can I have your shirt”?

To me it just reads a bit rude.

Was the father in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation with Chevy Chase?

He's here. Bristol City's next penalty taker has arrived safely.

But these are home games, so just about holding our own over 4 seasons is pretty poor.

42 minutes ago, alandicks said:

Any idea of email response times. Gave up phoning. Have mailed twice but not even had a received email.

They usually send replies in batches the day after we have been awarded a penalty. 

1 minute ago, CanaryCouple said:

Hi folks, just wanted to say we're having a fantastic time already. Currently sat in Left Handed Giant having a quiet afternoon ale or two.

Fantastic city, really friendly locals and plenty of fine establishments. Walked round St Nicholas Market earlier, and had a gert lush brunch at The Crafty Egg.

In the morning we're going to do M Shed, then walk up to the Suspension Bridge and down towards the ground. Going to meet a large contingent of Irish Canaries at Bedminster Cricket Club pre-game, then watch the rugby in the sports bar at the ground afterwards, before heading to Bristol Beer Factory for a few ales.

Thanks again to you all for your great suggestions and recommendations, and fingers crossed for an entertaining match tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing whether Alex Scott lives up to the hype!

That's a lot of fingers to cross.

Seriously have a great time, except for a couple of hours tomorrow afternoon. 

1 minute ago, ChippenhamRed said:

No I didn’t. You said loads of seats in upper Lansdown yet to be put on sale and said the top rows are last to be put on sale.

With the exception of the middle block, all rows in all blocks are on sale for both Norwich and Man City.

Not for Man City.

3 minutes ago, ChippenhamRed said:

All rows of all blocks are on sale for both Norwich and Man City.

W10 hasn't been on sale neither has the rear of w6.

10 minutes ago, FabledRobin said:

FIFA has ruled in favour of French striker Lois Diony & ordered Crvena zvezda (red star Belgrade) to pay him €520K in unpaid wages. Diony wasn't paid from October 2021 to March 2022. 

The club will appeal the decision. 

The club claims that Diony wasn't paid because he came drunk to training. 

How the hell could they tell?

Media team strike again.

How many penalties has he awarded?