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His latest gem in the Blackpool Post match interview, talking about "pitch personality". He's got some crackers mind.

Anyone got an inkling as to what "double figures" means in his statement? Those that have put on a lot of weight during lock down? Those with an IQ higher than 9? Those can can count to ten on the fingers of one hand? Those that can actually count to ten? What does it mean? FTG

Barton words about "double figures" players chewing the baccy. What does that mean? Sorry if I've missed it explained but off to work soon.

I can only guess that you've posted this in the wrong thread. Unless George Floyd was a sag?

Ha. It's a Carlsberg League 1 football night so far. This is so much more entertaining than our losers at the moment. FTG

Bugger! Not surprising. Let's hope tomorrow brings more favourable results. FTG

'Boro 1 - 1 Northampton, half time. Beevers booked for' Boro. Let's hope he puts in a nasty biting tackle early second half and gets sent off. 3 points for Northhampton and they'll be 5 clear of the Gash. ?

Hopefully and not tempting fate. But for the old school I only have two words. OH YES.

So far it's been a great League One Tuesday nights football. Almost like a Carlsberg Tuesday. Let's be fair, we're pretty rubbish, but the gash are more rubbish in a lower league. Therefore, on the old shitometer they beat us hands down. Happy to find enjoyment in their predicament. Haven't been entertained by City this much for ages. Please go down you pikey sag muppets.

If I may, I would just like to interject at this point to impart a fact. Not Gas logic, but a true fact. At this moment, Bristol City(The Mighty Reds), have been above - spit - Bristol Rovers(The Blue Few), in the Football League for a period of 7460 days, 4 hours, and 28 minutes. Two words only. OH YES.

Just did a posh shop at Waitrose. Absolutely disgusted that they have an express checkout of their own! Then again, you can't blame the store for wanting to get any sags out of there as soon as possible.

Go on Sunderland. Don't let us down. Hit the old onion bag enough to drastically alter their goal difference. Lee, you know what you have to do.

If Carlsberg did Tuesday night League One football, tonight was the night. Cheers all. Vin rouge tastes sweeter tonight.

Oh dear, what a pity, never mind. Go on you Robins.

That is how the table needs to look. The fewers are below the line of doom.

Come on Brett. You know you want to.

No, reread it a few times. Haven't got a scooby. Maybe there's a translator app available?

Go on you Latics

The Sags like it tight at the bottom.

I've every raisin to believe it is.

Would that be Neil Winstone, who changed his name by deed poll to Neil Down?

This is bringing back some great old memories. Unfortunately, my memory now is not that great! I can think of a couple of late night venues that I used to frequent but can't remember their names, so any input is appreciated. First one was next to the Hippodrome, Denmark Street I think. Late drinks and ladies. Second one was Prince Street, right next to the old Post Office. Both were brilliant.

The famous 'Oh Yes' thread. I remember it fondly. Didn't it .....sort of, backfire?

Interesting. Do you read that rag? Yes, where is it?

Where's round here?