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How long you got, sweetheart? Put the kettle on, and come sit down with Uncle Woodsy....once upon a time, in a far away land etc etc I really can't tell if that bloke is being serious, or not? He's not, yeah? Yeah??

'There certainly haven't been any issues with how the team has been performing at late, having achieved promotion to League Two through the Football Conference play-offs last season' Against part time opposition. Well done Bristol R*vers Jeez....

Just had a quick trawl through twitterland......what is the link with Noel Edmunds, is he G*s? I've never liked him since Multi Coloured Swap Shop, and maybe it's all becoming very clear now as to why......

God? We all know God is City, that's why he put the G*s in non league for a year God ain't gonna help you now boys. You're ******

I don't have a ******* clue what I'm doing

Doubt that was the only thing splattered all over those bedsheets.....

Oddly enough I did see some steak in the fridge this morning....good old Mrs Woodsy!

Superb. Today gets better Is it steak and blow job night too?

Well - he got part of it right.....the inside knowledge part

I love the fact that despite the fact the City fan was explaining to them what was happening, they are still 'sh*t' Sums them up, if the person was there to take the piss I'd get it ******* morons

There is no emoticon on here that does this justice For all you G*s *****s that laughed in 82, who took their dog for a shit at Ashton Vale - go **** yourself OTIB - forever in our shadow, has never been as apt as today

Gaz 3 Woodsy 0!

Is this happening today? Haven't looked in the Basement R*vers thread for a while....fingers crossed for Sainsburys

Massive win for Worcester this week too, back in the fight. All this while our best player is beating Australia, not bad

That's another nose snort moment right there! I'd love to ask GJ sometime what made him do it - because it was ******* brilliant!

Jesus H Christ, Chopra at R*vers If there's anything more repulsive, football wise, I'd like to see it. By like, I mean absolutely ******* despise

Knew I recognised that name Read an interview with him not so long back, was disgusted at how he was treated and wanted to get his career in England back on track. Looks like he's still waiting for that to happen.....

Close enough I have an irrational hatred for Blackburn, BRFC, blue and white, stupid shirt......actually, it's not as irrational as I first thought!

Ha, 'still' ignoring Wycombe - I like that! Ummmm, quarters?? Not Blackburn, Monkeh

WTF!? Of course they are, no one else wears quarters. And they are called the 'pirates' too How ******* unique do you need, Michael?

Just read that Alex Gidman has gone off 'retired hurt' in the Notts-Worcs game Seems like he got hit on the head, then collapsed during the next over - apparently he walked off, but that is a little worrying

I wonder how many sporting teams in America are already called the 'Pirates' - I bet there's hundreds of them Among the thousands of sports teams in America, I wonder how many have quartered shirts - I bet there's hundreds of them I wonder how many other deluded people have gone to America with the notion of (using SAF's expression here) 'knocking the NFL off it's ******* perch' - I bet there's hundreds of them But little Bristol R*vers, who have only just climbed out of non league football are the sporting organization that are going to change all of this I suspect it will turn out no different to when the famous Bristol R*vers went to Rome to see the Pope - we all know how that ended I do ******* love that lot though, they are priceless. And they are ours, love them xx