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Yep - there are other things I would rather see soaking wet ......... TFR

3-0 as long as Aizoon bottles it 'cos of the drizzle .......... TFR

We'd better get a move on if we are going to get 4 today. TFR

"Come on yooooo reddsssssss!!"

Can I be the first to ask ..................... 'Are the teams out yet?' TFR

We ALWAYS score 3 these days, but I think we might go 'off the leash' this afternoon. TFR says 1-4. "Boogey" TFR

When we went up in 2006/7, we had 85 pts. TFR

The average number of points needed for automatic promotion from league 1 over the last eight seasons is 86. The minimum was 81 in 2007/8, and maximum 91 in 2011/12. The average points needed for sixth spot over the same period is 72. Minimum 68 last year, and max 75 in 2008/9. This was a public service announcement. Thank you for listening. TFR

I knew it - Horace is burning-up. A sure sign of Ebola!! "Moderators!!!!!!" TFR

Good choice. P.S. Anyone know the maximum safe temperature for a hedgehog??

For the first time this century, I agree with some of what Aizoon says. We ALWAYS score 3, so it is just a case of how leaky the back 3 / 5 is. Possible scores, therefor are:- 3-0 3-1 3-2 Can't see them getting 3 .............. TFR P.S. Aizoon, have you checked Horaces temperature today?

Don't forget Wibraham has still to score, so we are going to get at least 3. TFR P.S. Aizoon? Just so I know how many chips to do, roughly how heavy is Horace?

I do not know what the score will be today - apart from a City win. I do know:- Wilbraham will score again today. Hedgehog meat is tastiest when hung for at least 12 days. TFR

WHY is Henderson getting so much sight of our onion bag? TFR

Why would the O's have especially old fans?? TFR

Oi! Aizoon? That 'hog of yours is very quiet - you split up? TFR

Aizoon has been on the sherry early doors. TFR

Onion bag - ball - in. TFR

Will someone please score now? TFR

1) We are going to win 2) We will remain top 3) Att 11804 4) Don't know full time score TFR

Who, exactly, eats in Subway?

"Blow the whistle: now, please, referee".

Why are Torquay leaving the play-offs so late this season??

Someone PLEASE mention the play-offs: it's so obvious.

4-0 up against 10 men. Surely we can turn this around City?! P.S. 5-0.