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Birmingham City are a striker down at the moment ................. tfj

"One Frank, super-Frank, one Frank, super-Frank, one Frank, Super-Frank ...... super Frank-y-Fielding". tfj

I think enough time has passed ................ "One Bob, super Bob, one Bob, super Bob, one Bob, super Bob ......... super Bobby-Reid-y" tfj

Range Rover Mk VI - explosion in the Halfords after-market aisle Edition? I know the one. tfj

******* Love you. tfj

Thank you for alluding to myself as a crustacean, in addition to the male appendage. However, I take this as an attempt at humour. I respond with the olive branch which I will place here ................. in the hope and trust you have it within you to grasp this peace offering. Thank you BigTone. tfj

Careful - that's a personal attack - you don't want to get banned. tfj

Great post, Phantom - very funny AND intelligent. Keep 'em comin'. tfj

Good point, well made, but ............ ........ have you tried a double rasp' maggy, or are you just talking from total ignorance?? I'd like to know. tfj

Just to say ............ ........... if any of you have not tried a double raspberry magnum ice-cream, then you really ought to. They are seriously moorish. Have not found a super-market that sells them yet, but you can get your hands on one in a good petrol station. Expect to pay around £1.80 for one. Really - you should try one. Cheers, tfj

Season's analysis:- WE ONLY FINISHED THREE POINTS ABOVE THE DROP, WITH TAMMY IN THE SIDE. tfj Have a great summer everyone .............

SHIT! tfj

Come on City lets send these muppits down. tfj

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STOP THIS NOW. WE HAVE ALL ******* SUMMER TO SPECULATE ABOUT THIS. Can't you just enjoy losing at home to Birmingham? tfj

I hope you have better luck with women. (Unless you ARE a woman - in which case better luck with men). ........ or any other combination. tfj

Who are you blaming? The ref of Lee Johnson? tfj P.S. "Johnson OUT!"

I told you to sell it. Why don't you listen? tfj

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How did the car thing work out in the end?

........... and that's WITH Tammy in the side ................

We are not buying him. End of. Are you his ******* agent?? tfj

On target is better.

Stop it. We are not buying Assombalonga for £10M. Stop this rumour NOW. tfj

One shot on target in 70 mins of football? Come on City, FFS. tfj