Kevolution Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Right i have a major problem!! When i drink not sure why but i need to piss a lot after! So before footy games i can't drink much or i need to pee throughout the game which is really annoying!! has anyone else got this problem and can anyone help me with how to stop this!? This will probably get the award for most unappropiate topic but it is city related because it's hindering my enjoying of watching city as i can't get drunk and i need to pee throughout the game!! Once i jumped up for a goal and almost went pee pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider head Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 tie a knot in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snufflelufagus Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 A lot of it is in the mind. If you think you need to go your probably will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riaz Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Right i have a major problem!! When i drink not sure why but i need to piss a lot after! So before footy games i can't drink much or i need to pee throughout the game which is really annoying!! has anyone else got this problem and can anyone help me with how to stop this!? This will probably get the award for most unappropiate topic but it is city related because it's hindering my enjoying of watching city as i can't get drunk and i need to pee throughout the game!! Once i jumped up for a goal and almost went pee pee I have the same problem........... So i don't beer... i have vodka (with coke or lemonade) and I go less often.. But if your really desperate drink baileys, you'll hardly go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChubStixx Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Right i have a major problem!! When i drink not sure why but i need to piss a lot after! So before footy games i can't drink much or i need to pee throughout the game which is really annoying!! has anyone else got this problem and can anyone help me with how to stop this!? This will probably get the award for most unappropiate topic but it is city related because it's hindering my enjoying of watching city as i can't get drunk and i need to pee throughout the game!! Once i jumped up for a goal and almost went pee pee Good topic. 1. Drink as much as you want 2. Stop drinking around 30 minutes from kick-off 3. During this 30 minute period, feel free to urinate as often as you wish 4. 5 minutes prior to kick-off, urinate one last time and that should see you through the match* * This method may not prevent leakages that occur as a result of excessive stoppage-time, extra-time or/and penalties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I have the same problem........... So i don't beer... i have vodka (with coke or lemonade) and I go less often.. But if your really desperate drink baileys, you'll hardly go! "Yes Mr Donnelly, can I have vodka with coke please, with a slice of lemon and extra ice?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTBCFC Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Right i have a major problem!! When i drink not sure why but i need to piss a lot after! So before footy games i can't drink much or i need to pee throughout the game which is really annoying!! has anyone else got this problem and can anyone help me with how to stop this!? This will probably get the award for most unappropiate topic but it is city related because it's hindering my enjoying of watching city as i can't get drunk and i need to pee throughout the game!! Once i jumped up for a goal and almost went pee pee Sorry Kev, but this does indeed have to go down as 'most knobbish thread started since season's end'. 1. Why don't you go see your doctor ? 2. Why do you need to get drunk ? Could you not just cut back ? 3. Failing the above 2 points - get a seat at the end of a row ? Thats all the advice I can give really....pi55 pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Sorry Kev, but this does indeed have to go down as 'most knobbish thread started since season's end'. Thats all the advice I can give really.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seend Red Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Happy to help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTBCFC Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 yeah I liked it too....even though it was my reply.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevolution Posted May 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Sorry Kev, but this does indeed have to go down as 'most knobbish thread started since season's end'. 1. Why don't you go see your doctor ? 2. Why do you need to get drunk ? Could you not just cut back ? 3. Failing the above 2 points - get a seat at the end of a row ? Thats all the advice I can give really....pi55 pants. 1. Cause my doctor is a crazy scientist 2. don't have to get drunk but some drink before a football match i feel is quite acceptable 3. Got my season ticket with my mates and they don't want to move, and i could still miss a goal 4.... u didnt have a 4, but i don't think this is a 'knobbish' thread its one to be serious or a one to have a joke in because i don't take myself to seriously. And i'm not a piss pants, not yet anyway Cheers for the help so far people, my city drinking may be able to continue!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMissVicky Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Right i have a major problem!! When i drink not sure why but i need to piss a lot after! So before footy games i can't drink much or i need to pee throughout the game which is really annoying!! has anyone else got this problem and can anyone help me with how to stop this!? This will probably get the award for most unappropiate topic but it is city related because it's hindering my enjoying of watching city as i can't get drunk and i need to pee throughout the game!! Once i jumped up for a goal and almost went pee pee I work in care! so if you want i can send you an adult nappy! Just pm me and i'll send you a few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTBCFC Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 1. Cause my doctor is a crazy scientist 2. don't have to get drunk but some drink before a football match i feel is quite acceptable 3. Got my season ticket with my mates and they don't want to move, and i could still miss a goal 4.... u didnt have a 4, but i don't think this is a 'knobbish' thread its one to be serious or a one to have a joke in because i don't take myself to seriously. And i'm not a piss pants, not yet anyway Cheers for the help so far people, my city drinking may be able to continue!! I'm only kidding you... Donty get 'pissy' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevolution Posted May 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 not getin pissy mate, i wouldn't have made a thread like this if i wasn't willing to get a piss ripped out of me Adult nappys - could i get red ones with the city badge on!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunningdalered Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 No offence or anything, but for future reference, which part of the ground do you favour? :noexpression: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taunton_City Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I'm fine untill i go for the first time!! Its crazy i can drink and drink and drink! But once ive gone once its every other pint i need to go!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 And i'm not a piss pants, not yet anyway ... but with these, you can be ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I'm fine untill i go for the first time!! Its crazy i can drink and drink and drink! But once ive gone once its every other pint i need to go!!!! Me too, after the first one I may as well pour the beer straight down the bog and cut out the middle man !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunningdalered Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 ... but with these, you can be ... what sort of quantity of 'liquid' do we think those bad boys would hold without a filter change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTBCFC Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I'm fine untill i go for the first time!! Its crazy i can drink and drink and drink! But once ive gone once its every other pint i need to go!!!! F8ck me mate, lets sum this up.... you can 'drink and drink and drink' then you when you go for a p155 its 'only every other pint' you must be paraletic by the start of the game.... Maybe we should petition City to get the seats changed into cammode's..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider head Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 It looks like the club shop could have a market for urin bottles and bed pans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunningdalered Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 F8ck me mate, lets sum this up.... you can 'drink and drink and drink' then you when you go for a p155 its 'only every other pint' you must be paraletic by the start of the game.... Maybe we should petition City to get the seats changed into cammode's..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevolution Posted May 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I'm loving this, some fun back into the forum after the late events And some serious ones which is good! I'm going to try the baileys trick however gay i may look! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider head Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I'm loving this, some fun back into the forum after the late events And some serious ones which is good! I'm going to try the baileys trick however gay i may look! try guiness!! a bit more heavier than larger or cider but you pee less!! 2nd thoughts it might give you a no2 problem and then your in trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMissVicky Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 ... but with these, you can be ... Hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMissVicky Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 It looks like the club shop could have a market for urin bottles and bed pans easier to hide ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevolution Posted May 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Something tells me that that photo above will be deleted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMissVicky Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Something tells me that that photo above will be deleted Its not a real one! its plastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshy-shuffle-carl-shutt Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Ah the age old problem that many a football fan has suffered. One more pint or not ? will i be busting my bladder before half time? During the winters months this problem sort of takes care of itself all you need is some incontinence pants that way if its a bit chilliy then when you pee down your leg u'll be warming urself up to. Genius. Reminds me of billy connolly routine of " the bloke down the diso on sat with his incontinence pants" on a more serious note holdin it in for too long can cause you problems later on in life with incontinence. So start wearing em now your destine to anyway.!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTBCFC Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 easier to hide ??? Easier to hide...????? If Kev is built like that he should change his name from 'kevolution' to 'mouseknob'..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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