LittleMissVicky Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 You know what that makes it then.... Hahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taunton_City Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 F8ck me mate, lets sum this up.... you can 'drink and drink and drink' then you when you go for a p155 its 'only every other pint' you must be paraletic by the start of the game.... Maybe we should petition City to get the seats changed into cammode's..... Yep!!!!! But if i go before KO i can normally hold out till HT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTBCFC Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Yep!!!!! But if i go before KO i can normally hold out till HT You must have a seriously strong bladder.....are there any exersises you can pass tips about onto Kev maybe....?? Trying my hardest not to laugh outloud here.... Sorry - not a laughing matter i'm sure. I just keep thinking what a state 'urine'.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taunton_City Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 You must have a seriously strong bladder.....are there any exersises you can pass tips about onto Kev maybe....?? Trying my hardest not to laugh outloud here.... Sorry - not a laughing matter i'm sure. I just keep thinking what a state 'urine'.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Parrot Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Alcohol is a diuretic. It happens. Not sure there's any cure. I think best just not to drink too much before a game and time your toilet stop! I was always brought up on the 3 pint rule - get through 3 pints before you go to the loo first. Then you will be ok. I think this is an urban myth though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevolution Posted May 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 You must have a seriously strong bladder.....are there any exersises you can pass tips about onto Kev maybe....?? Trying my hardest not to laugh outloud here.... Sorry - not a laughing matter i'm sure. I just keep thinking what a state 'urine'.......... Being almost 40 you'll be needing these things just for a cup of coffee soon mate Glad we have lightened up your day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTBCFC Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Alcohol is a diuretic. It happens. Not sure there's any cure. I think best just not to drink too much before a game and time your toilet stop! I was always brought up on the 3 pint rule - get through 3 pints before you go to the loo first. Then you will be ok. I think this is an urban myth though. Sorry but this is just getting funnier and funnier - firstly we have some bloke who cant stop running for a piss every 2 seconds, then some bloke that can drink and drink and drink and then only needs to go every other pint....??! Then some plastic device to be strapped to Kev's todger....now some bloke who's parents brought him up to down 3 pints before attempting to go to the toilet....!!!? I'm beginning to feel like the odd one out here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevolution Posted May 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Sorry but this is just getting funnier and funnier - firstly we have some bloke who cant stop running for a piss every 2 seconds, then some bloke that can drink and drink and drink and then only needs to go every other pint....??! Then some plastic device to be strapped to Kev's todger....now some bloke who's parents brought him up to down 3 pints before attempting to go to the toilet....!!!? I'm beginning to feel like the odd one out here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider head Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 easier to hide ??? :noexpression: :noexpression: :noexpression: i didn't see that pic ok mods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chowie Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Ok, song for Kev for when you see him running to the bathroom. To the tune of Black Adder. Slack Bladder Slack Bladder His pants are almost peed Slack Baldder Slack Bladder He's very bad indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTBCFC Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Ok, song for Kev for when you see him running to the bathroom. To the tune of Black Adder. Slack Bladder Slack Bladder His pants are almost peed Slack Baldder Slack Bladder He's very bad indeed. - There's a group in the Atyeo that sing that - I think its to the first person in their area that runs off for a pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider head Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Ok, song for Kev for when you see him running to the bathroom. To the tune of Black Adder. Slack Bladder Slack Bladder His pants are almost peed Slack Baldder Slack Bladder He's very bad indeed. quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolian76 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I'm always in the pub for opening at home games, have my fill, as long as i go before i leave for the ground in ok until the start of the start of the 2nd half, usually go around the 50 min mark, just a little routine i have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Oh Jesus Christ, there are some things after a hard day at work that a girl doesnt need to see, I just added adult nappies to that list! :noexpression: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezgimed Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I had this problem recently on a minibus back from Bristol to Swindon. Eventually had to go so bad I had to piss into an empty can whilst my mates were asleep/passed out next to me, although I found this very difficult and ended up pissing all over myself/the back seat and partially filling a Carlsberg can full of piss and wedging it in between the back seats next to peoples sleeping heads... Lesson learned. don't drink before journeys and football matches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolian76 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I had this problem recently on a minibus back from Bristol to Swindon. Eventually had to go so bad I had to piss into an empty can whilst my mates were asleep/passed out next to me, although I found this very difficult and ended up pissing all over myself/the back seat and partially filling a Carlsberg can full of piss and wedging it in between the back seats next to peoples sleeping heads... Lesson learned. don't drink before journeys and football matches. A football day wouldnt be a football day without a few beers before, some people have some very weak bladders on here, id get a piss sack fitted if i couldnt hold out on a 40 min journey from Swindon to Bristol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezgimed Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 A football day wouldnt be a football day without a few beers before, some people have some very weak bladders on here, id get a piss sack fitted if i couldnt hold out on a 40 min journey from Swindon to Bristol Ha, longest 40 minutes of your life if you hadnt been in the previous hour and were drinkin bitch piss VK! Needed to go so bad think I damaged my kidneys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taunton_City Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Worse ive been was the Cardiff away play off leg a few years ago, sank 6 pints in the wedlocks before leaving!! By the time we got to Cardiff i was in sooooooo much pain!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I'm fine untill i go for the first time!! I believe the correct term is "breaking the seal" I blame the Taylor Report - was a lot better in the days of terraces when you could pee in the blokes pocket stood in front of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Worse ive been was the Cardiff away play off leg a few years ago, sank 6 pints in the wedlocks before leaving!! By the time we got to Cardiff i was in sooooooo much pain!!! At least you did the decent thing and held it in, not like this seasons trip to Cardiff and the bus I was on! I still have nightmares! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdc1978 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 It depends on what you drink as well, Carlsberg and Carling you might as well pour straight in the toilet cos I'm sure more comes out that if you're actually drinking the stuff. Stronger lagers tend to stick to the sides a bit more and the same tends to happen with cider for me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taunton_City Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 At least you did the decent thing and held it in, not like this seasons trip to Cardiff and the bus I was on! I still have nightmares! haha yeh i remember you posting on here...... I could hardly walk when we got to Cardiff..... :noexpression: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dolman Block B Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Alcohol is a diuretic. It happens. Not sure there's any cure. I think best just not to drink too much before a game and time your toilet stop! I was always brought up on the 3 pint rule - get through 3 pints before you go to the loo first. Then you will be ok. I think this is an urban myth though. I can do 4 pints without a piss, then after that I'm ruined. Every ten minutes i need to "strangle" me "dangle".......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Roughneck Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 in the 70's we just used to piss into the coat pocket of the bloke in front. granted this is not so easy with all seater stadia, but give it a try, you never know your luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted May 29, 2008 Admin Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I had this problem recently on a minibus back from Bristol to Swindon. Eventually had to go so bad I had to piss into an empty can whilst my mates were asleep/passed out next to me, although I found this very difficult and ended up pissing all over myself/the back seat and partially filling a Carlsberg can full of piss and wedging it in between the back seats next to peoples sleeping heads... Lesson learned. don't drink before journeys and football matches. I now have visions of one of these sleeping mates waking up with the driest throat ever so he reaches for ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezgimed Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 I now have visions of one of these sleeping mates waking up with the driest throat ever so he reaches for ...... Hahaha, you arent far off the mark. I had to jump out 5 mins before our final destination, apparently when they cleared up they let no booze go to waste... To be fair half of it went all over me and it smelt quite fruity so prob could have passed for John Smiths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribsbcfc Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Hahaha, you arent far off the mark. I had to jump out 5 mins before our final destination, apparently when they cleared up they let no booze go to waste... To be fair half of it went all over me and it smelt quite fruity so prob could have passed for John Smiths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartolona Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Don't know what your laughing at mate, if it wasn't for the burger king cup you would of been in all kind's of trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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