Riaz Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 You are my Maynard My only Maynard You make me happy When skies are grey (and red and white) We don't want Mifsud Cos he's a wa**er Please don't take my Maynard away. I like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Stan Hibbert Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 I think the lad deserves a song without naming failed previous transfer targets... But don't ask me for suggestions, I have got writers block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westred1 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 To the tune of fight fight wherever you may be. Maynard wherever you may be, signed for a record transfer fee, going to score the goals that take us to the prem, Bristol City's number 10. I like! just have to edited if he isnt number 10! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jesus Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 How about, to the tune of our famous Tinman song ooooohhhhhhhhh Maynard is our Striker His family makes winegums He players for Bristol City And the young lad scores for fun He scores them in the morning He scores them way at night Cus he our Nicky Maynard He'll make your team look sh**e...... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I thought this was really good aswell.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazareth Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 I thought this was really good aswell.... Taxi for Badger 8! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taunton_City Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 You are my Maynard My only Maynard You make me happy When skies are grey (and red and white) We don't want Mifsud Cos he's a wa**er Please don't take my Maynard away. The winner so far IMO........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danwilde Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Taxi for Badger 8! haha, I hold my hands up!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazareth Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashbrisc11 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 To the tune of fight fight wherever you may be. Maynard wherever you may be, signed for a record transfer fee, going to score the goals that take us to the prem, Bristol City's number 10. maynard wherever you may be signed for a record transfer fee going to score goals that take us to the prem michael mifsud a bigfat rem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danwilde Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 There's probably room for you in Badger 8's cab buddy. Ah give me some slack its my first post!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhyde Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Really don't think we should mention Mifsud or Meteb in MAYNARD's song. Rather y'know just support our team, and it's not exactly banter as Mifsud won't be here each week..it's just lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanorap Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 To the beatles, Saw her Standing there.... Verse 1: He is just 22, Nicky Maynard came from Crewe, The goals he scores are way beyond compa-are, He's going to score us another, if you don't bewa-are. He didn't come for free, but that doesn't bother me, Before too long you're going to see aswe-ell, He's going to score us another, The City's Number ni-ine! Needs some tweaking, but i like the 22 and crewe rhyme. Thought this was a bit original? Any room in that Taxi!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 think i've got it: que sera sera: Nick Maynard, Maynard he'll break his way past your guard he's fast and he's ######ing class Nick Maynard, Maynard p.s. yep know it's a bit of a copy of the Steve Gerrard chant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazareth Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 p.s. yep know it's a bit of a copy of the Steve Gerrard chant Yeah. Also, it doesn't rhyme. And his name isn't 'Nick'. That taxi is getting a bit crowded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Yeah. Also, it doesn't rhyme. And his name isn't 'Nick'. That taxi is getting a bit crowded nick names are common in football - see what i've done there i think it does work try it again!! + was jacki's name jacki ?? do i need to continue with other examples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAmNick Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 To the tune of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles... There's a lad (clap, clap) He came from crewe (clap, clap) And when you see him (clap, clap) You'll want one too (clap, clap) Firing us (clap, clap) Into the prem (clap, clap) Nicky Maynard (clap clap) Is his name... (clap, clap, clap) Nicky Maynard Bristol Citys scoring king (clap-clap) Citys scoring king (clap-clap) Citys scoring king (clap-clap) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanorap Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 To the beatles, Saw her Standing there.... Verse 1: He was just 22, When Nicky Maynard signed from Crewe, The goals he scores are way beyond compa-are, He's going to score us another, if you don't bewa-are. He didn't come for free, but that doesn't bother me, Before too long you're going to see aswe-ell, He's going to score us another, The City's Number ni-ine! No comments yet, does that mean hit or miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAmNick Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 No comments yet, does that mean hit or miss? Have to wait till he's 22 in december first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanorap Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Have to wait till he's 22 in december first! A bit ahead of me-self, this songwriting ain't easy business!!! Verse 1: He was just 21, He score city's goals for fun, The goals he scores are way beyond compa-are, He's going to to score us another, if you don't bewa-are. He didn't come for free, but that doesn't bother me, Before too long you're going to see aswe-ell, He's going to to score us another, The City's Number ni-ine! Still tweaks required!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhyde Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 A bit ahead of me-self, this songwriting ain't easy business!!! Still tweaks required!!! Yeah that taxi isn't soundproof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanorap Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Yeah that taxi isn't soundproof! So what we going to sing tonight? We need to have something to welcome this lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herman Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 nicky maynard's in the hunt paul trollope is a bloody....... nic-ky maynard! (clap x4) nic-ky maynard! (clap x4) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Ferret Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 "Are you Emad in disguise?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidNoble Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 You are my Maynard My only Maynard You make me happy When skies are grey (and red and white) We don't want Mifsud Cos he's a wa**er Please don't take my Maynard away. yep my favourite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bristol City 93 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 How about, to the tune of our famous Tinman song ooooohhhhhhhhh Maynard is our Striker His family makes winegums He players for Bristol City And the young lad scores for fun He scores them in the morning He scores them way at night Cus he our Nicky Maynard He'll make your team look sh**e...... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You are my Maynard My only Maynard You make me happy When skies are grey (and red and white) We don't want Mifsud Cos he's a wa**er Please don't take my Maynard away. My 2 favourites ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bristol City 93 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 To the tune of our very own, 'we always believe' : He scores with his left, He scores with his right, Our Nicky Maynard makes Mifsud look sh*te Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eamer Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Does anyone remember the old Wine Gums adverts which went: "Goodieeees, Goodie Goodie Gum Gums" or something like that. How about a simple: "Nickyyyy, Nicky Nicky Maynard" - I realise Wine Gums are made by Maynards too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triad Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 How about something more simple - to the tune of 'Olé Olé Olé, Gunnar, SolskJAER!' Maynard Maynard Maynard Maynard, Nicky, MayNARD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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