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My twopenneth:

To the chorus of "More Life In A Tramp's Vest" by the Stereophonics:

"Maynard, Maynard, Maynarrrd... oh Nicky Maynard" (x2)

Alternatively, to the ol' Vieira Arsenal song:

"Maynard, whoa-ah-ohhh. Maynard, whoa-ah-ohhh,

We bought him from the Crewe,

He's going to score past you [or 'he's going to score a few', 'he's City through and through' + variants of, etc]"

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Some of us in B block tonight were singing the old Jackie song....

Do the hockie cokie (sp). Sounded good.

I had to go into B block tonight as they wouldn't sellme tickets in the East End on the night... BUT, had a great night!!!

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I heard the Maynard song to the tune of the hokey cokey(or Dziekanowski!!)....I reckon that's a winner as can be dragged out for ages, and is a great laugh to do on the terraces(not that there are many in the championship!) in away games and everyone will be able to learn it quickly.

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how about...

we don't need mifsud

we don't need mateb

cus we signed nicky maynard, for a ###### big fee

to the tune of 'we always believe'

I don't think we should give those players any mention in any of our songs, thoses players didn't wanna play for our beloved club, Maynard did with 200x more potential... He deserves his name sung outright.

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maynard wherever you may be

signed for a record transfer fee

going to score goals that take us to the prem

michael mifsud a bigfat rem

I've never heard a song with 'big fat rem' in it. That Noel Gallagher's missed a trick all these years!

:whistle2:

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To the tune of the Torres song:-

Gary said he was a red

Maynard, Maynard

Your Better than that clown Meteb

Maynard, Maynard

We bought the lad from sunny Crewe

He gets the ball and scores past you

NICKY MAYNARD, CITYS STRIKING KING.......

LA,LA LA LA LA, LA LA, LA LA

LA, LA LA LA LA, LA LA, LA LA

We bough the lad from sunny Crewe

He gets the ball and scores past you

NICKY MAYNARD CITYS STRIKING

(The last line can be changed if he gets the number 9 shirt to :- Nicky Marnard Citys Number 9)

Guys watch this video and tell me it wouldn't sound brilliant if we could adapt it for Nicky...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DUjRQfJ3f74

Good effort above but not sure we should be mentioning Meteb in it, NM is going to be here long after we have all forgot about that episode, and as for the last line..."NICKY MAYNARD CITYS NUMBER 10" do you think that would work?

So come on you song writers out there your challenge should you choose to except it is to come up with some lyrics to make this work for us, theres a pint in it for howevers version catches on!

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The Ten Germans Bombers Song Ye,

There Were 3 Different Strikers On The List,x3

Then The City Told Meteb To #### Off, x2

There Were 2 Different Strikers In The Mix, x3

Then The City Told Mifsud To #### Off, x2

Then It Ended Up We Signed Nicky Maynard,x2

Hes Come From Crewe hes Number 10

Goals Keep Cumin Agen And Agen

Could Be Good Just Bit Random :laugh:

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Guys watch this video and tell me it wouldn't sound brilliant if we could adapt it for Nicky...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DUjRQfJ3f74

Good effort above but not sure we should be mentioning Meteb in it, NM is going to be here long after we have all forgot about that episode, and as for the last line..."NICKY MAYNARD CITYS NUMBER 10" do you think that would work?

So come on you song writers out there your challenge should you choose to except it is to come up with some lyrics to make this work for us, theres a pint in it for whoevers version catches on!

In answer to my own question what about......

JOHNSON SAID THAT HE'D BE RED, MAYNARD, MAYNARD

WE'RE GOING TO THE PREM WE SAID, MAYNARD, MAYNARD

WE BROUGHT HIM IN FOR 2.2, HE GETS THE BALL AND SCORES PAST YOU

NICKY MAYNARD, CITYS NUMBER 10!!!

I think i owe myself a pint, unless anyone else can do better!

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In answer to my own question what about......

JOHNSON SAID THAT HE'D BE RED, MAYNARD, MAYNARD

WE'RE GOING TO THE PREM WE SAID, MAYNARD, MAYNARD

WE BROUGHT HIM IN FOR 2.2, HE GETS THE BALL AND SCORES PAST YOU

NICKY MAYNARD, CITYS NUMBER 10!!!

I think i owe myself a pint, unless anyone else can do better!

:worship2:

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This is the simplest, puchiest Maynard song that I could come up with; although the original title may sound a little dubious to most of you.

See if you can guess the original?

You

Let's sing a song for Nicky May-nard

Let's sing a song for Nicky May-nard

Let's sing a song for Nicky May-nard, May-Nard

repeat to fade..

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