EssexRobin Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Okay, so still drowning in disappointment from Saturday. At least you lot all got to go home in a group. My heart always sinks when I see the sea of red and white going in a different direction to me from London! Still, loved some of the chants on Saturday..... #You're rich, but you're f-ing sh*t # etc. With that in mind, what are your favourite chants to sing AT opposition teams so far this season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsince82 Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 So many have brought a smile to the old face this year, however i did chuckle yesterday whilst watching Liverpool Vs Villa, it was in the 89th minute, liverpool were trouncing the villa 5-0, so the villa fans started a rendition of.. "we're Aston Villa, Aston Villa FC, we're by FAR the greatest team, the world has ever seen" oh my aching sides! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoseph Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Okay, so still drowning in disappointment from Saturday. At least you lot all got to go home in a group. My heart always sinks when I see the sea of red and white going in a different direction to me from London! Still, loved some of the chants on Saturday..... #You're rich, but you're f-ing sh*t # etc. With that in mind, what are your favourite chants to sing AT opposition teams so far this season? I liked the chant that the EE sang when QPR visited AG - QPR were silent for a while then started singing, so EE sang "we forgot that you were here!" made me laugh as well as most people in AG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy082005 Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Always like the song at Coventry.... "Were just to good for you! Were just to good for you...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssexRobin Posted March 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 I'm also quite a fan of the "Ooooo Deeeeelia" chant at Norwich! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Your just a small town in Norwich (directed at the Ipswich fans) Your just a small town in Ipswich (directed at the Norwich fans) I know this winds them up so its funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirscrumpton Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 I went to Spurs Chelsea on Saturday. Their chant to the tune of 'We love you Johnson...' was quite funny. "Heurelho Gomes. You are the love of my life. Heurelho Gomes. I'd let you sleep with my wife. Heurelho Gomes. I wish i was Brazillian too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bemmi_Robin Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 I went to Spurs Chelsea on Saturday. Their chant to the tune of 'We love you Johnson...' was quite funny. "Heurelho Gomes. You are the love of my life. Heurelho Gomes. I'd let you sleep with my wife. Heurelho Gomes. I wish i was Brazillian too." Whats this a city fan in the capital? surely you should have been at Loftus Road that afternoon..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motty Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 best won 5-0 down and in the EE let pretend we scored a goal and 5 nil down and were aving a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 I have to agree with Motty, the "Lets pretend we've scored a goal" song was just bloody brilliant. The away fans were looking over as if to say "What the chuff are they cheering about?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrumpyhead Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 I have to agree with Motty, the "Lets pretend we've scored a goal" song was just bloody brilliant. The away fans were looking over as if to say "What the chuff are they cheering about?" I have to agree, best laugh I've had when city have lost (can't think of any others that have made me laugh!!!). That game will live long in the memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deej-Legend Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 best won 5-0 down and in the EE let pretend we scored a goal and 5 nil down and were aving a laugh to be fair motty, we were 4-0 down but thats probably my favourite too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssexRobin Posted March 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 to be fair motty, we were 4-0 down but thats probably my favourite too I do remember when we were 4-2 down at Palarse this season when we were singing #4-2 and you still won't sing, 4-2 and you still won't sing..... # What is with these teams that don't get behind their teams? It's a shocker. Really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deej-Legend Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 I do remember when we were 4-2 down at Palarse this season when we were singing #4-2 and you still won't sing, 4-2 and you still won't sing..... # What is with these teams that don't get behind their teams? It's a shocker. Really is. i don't know they're involved, but I'm inclined to blame the g@s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ki-bcfc Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Your just a small town in Norwich (directed at the Ipswich fans) Your just a small town in Ipswich (directed at the Norwich fans) I know this winds them up so its funny. i tried to start you swansea till you die... directed at cardiff fans. i had a few fans in the cardiff end giving abuse at me.. a few of them i know:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ki-bcfc Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 StarTreking across the dolman stand, always leaving early as if were 5-0 dowwwwwwwn!! Popped into my head.. i so wnna start that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcbs20 Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 my two are the LETS BE HAVING YOU HAVING YOU HAVING YOU LETS BE HAVING YOU against norwich and THERE HERE THERE THERE THERE EVERY FU##### WHERE EMPTEY SEATS EMPTEY SEATS at brum the other week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Even though i hate them, man utd fans have a brilliant chant. To the tune of "fight fight wherever you may be". they have a song about there Korean player Park ji-Sung. Park, Park, wherever you may be You eats dogs in your country it could be worse you could be a scouse eating rats in your council house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 There here, there there they are Fu##### where, EMPTY SEATS EMPTY SEATS at Brum the other week Yep! That was the funniest chat I've heard in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssexRobin Posted March 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Yep! That was the funniest chat I've heard in a while. That's superb. We'll have to take that one to the next poorly supported away match. It's a nice expansion on "You're supposed to be at home......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich i e Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Even though i hate them, man utd fans have a brilliant chant. To the tune of "fight fight wherever you may be". they have a song about there Korean player Park ji-Sung. Park, Park, wherever you may be You eats dogs in your country it could be worse you could be a scouse eating rats in your council house. United always come up with some good ones; they were 3-1 to Man City a few years back, and I think they drew 3-3 in the end - to blue moon they sing blue moon... you started singing to soon you thought you beat us 3-1 and now Howard Kendall has gone ....and they apparently still sing Ralphy, Ralphy, Ralphy Milne........legend!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigphilgj Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 greetings from an exlied evertonian and City season ticket holder (no this is not a post about whether you support a Prem team ;-) My two favourites were from a derby match in the 1980s when me and another toffee mate were in the Kop. The Liverpool fans sang to Peter Reid: You're Fat You're s*&t You're never f&**ing fit Peter Reid, Peter Reid ..to which the everton fans replied with He's fat, He's Round, His ar** is on the ground Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee Still makes me chuckle to this day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZedRed Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 United always come up with some good ones; they were 3-1 to Man City a few years back, and I think they drew 3-3 in the end - to blue moon they sing blue moon... you started singing to soon you thought you beat us 3-1 and now Howard Kendall has gone ....and they apparently still sing Ralphy, Ralphy, Ralphy Milne........legend!! A recent man city retort to ManUre had the ending lines (torres tune) u argy tw4t, u ugly **** u got your head on back to front carlos tevez herman munster head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigP Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Heard a number of great ones everytime we play norwich, concerning Delia and Cuerton, not to be repeated though! Another good one that a few sing when playing the Arsenal, To the tune of that Rewind, bo selecta tune- VAN. PER-SIE. WHEN THE GIRLS SAY NO, MOLEST EM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brad blit Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 I still love the classic 'Gippo' to anyone with long hair which is usually followed by 'Wheres your caravan, wheres your caravan' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishops Finger Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 from liverpool fans directed at carlos tevez. His neck scares proved hes lost his head tevez, tevez you'l never ###### a sexy bird tevez, tevez you dirty ####, you ugly c@@t theyve sown your head on back to front, carlos tevez herman monsters son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishops Finger Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Also remeber when big devon white was stabbed by his neighbour, think it was a argument about a garden fence or something, but we responded with.......... He's big, he's black, hes had a knife attack devon white, devon white! swiftly followed by a version of the neighbours theme tune! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevetheRed Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 One of the best chants as a whole was at portsmouth away to the lad in the white and the fat bloke trying to make himself look hard by helping him. Some of the chants were hilarious and i dnt think ive seen or heard a single fan get so much stick. "Who's the gay boy in the white" Simple but funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red man dan Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 This ones fairly relevant anywhere unfortunately these days but i remember this making me laugh at Chesterfield years ago: S*** ground, No jobs, S*** town, No jobs, And also after they had been singing gleefully about being 1 nil up we replied, as we were fairly set for promotion, 'do you think we, do you think we, do you think we give a ###### Bristol City's going up so do you think we, do you think we, do you think we give a ****' Enjoyed both of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 I remember one game against QPR years ago after Phil Parkes had his missus walk out on him, the open end started up with 'where's your missus gone?' for a solid half an hour. And whoever started 'fire in the Dolman, is there a fire in the Dolman?' When all the beat the trafficers get up to go just after half time wins a MaloneFM t shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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