cider head Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 The stuff on here is quite funny BRISTOL CITY BLOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderSomerset Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Warnock refuses to aopologise for cheating! Clickety click Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purescience Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 That is absolutely class. P*ssed myself the whole way through. Whoever wrote that is nothing short of a genious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS35Red Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 yeah I found this site the other day. I have to admit that a little bit of wee came out when reading The No Ball Games blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Another new article today.. whoever is doing this top man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge1981 Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 That was very amusing. The images of Warnock are funny as! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrickstash Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 It's as good as The Onion. Top, top stuff. Already added to my google reader so I don't miss anything. Especially liked the stuff about Warnock written on FRIDAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Rollason Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Genius. That article written the day before the game is spooky.... we should link it around a bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wed wobin Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Friday, 14 August 2009 Warnock Fuming On Eve Of Game As Bristol City prepare to entertain Crystal Palace at Ashton Gate tomorrow, Eagles manager and well-known tit, Neil Warnock, is said to be absolutely furious about something or other. A source close to the Selhurst Park club said, "Neil is incensed and will be making a formal complaint about something very shortly. He wants to speak to someone from some sort of official authority as a matter of urgency." The insider went on, "Neil is in a real rage and is hoping someone will be sacked for causing him to be so up in arms about stuff." Warnock, who's a complete nob at the best of times, is known for blaming everyone but himself whenever his team gets beaten, and it seems unclear as to whether his latest complaint will be upheld. However, our source added, "Neil won't let this lie. He's really in a rage about something that definitely isn't down to his own incompetence and will be slagging someone off as soon as he can find a bored journalist willing to stick a microphone in his face." If Warnock's complaint isn't upheld, the idiot seems intent on complaining about his complaint not being listened to by quoting some other complaint in a veiled attempt to make it look like he isn't complaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seesaw Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 In the wake of Crystal Palace's 'goal that never was' against Bristol City at Ashton Gate yesterday, Eagles manager, Neil Warnock has demanded changes be made to the Football League rules. Speaking like an irate chimp, following Palace's 1-0 defeat, Warnock said, "It's ridiculous the number of games we've lost since I've been here. None of them have been my fault and my brave team, who never cheat, are being constantly victimised by other teams putting the ball in the net more times than we do." The buffoon continued, "I've spoken to Richard Scudamore and demanded that any games we lose should be replayed any number of times until we win. There was an example last season where the ball went out for a throw in, which clearly should have been given to us. Needless to say it wasn't, and 38 minutes later, the opposition went down the other end and scored. How am I meant to legislate for decisions like that, which directly affect the result?" He wittered on, "Just yesterday, Alassane N'Diaye went down like he'd been shot in the head. He clearly wasn't hurt, yet Jamie McAllister wrongly gave the ball back to us at the restart. Had he not done that, who knows? McAllister may have played it to the keeper, who may have been closed down by Freddie Sears, forcing him into an error which may have been capitalised on by a 30 yard screamer from Darren Ambrose with the keeper nowhere." Now jibbering like a sweating idiot, Warnock went on, "Gamesmanship like that by McAllister has to be stopped, and the easiest way to ensure it doesn't happen again is to just keep replaying games until my team wins." Palace chairman and Lucozade look-a-like, Simon Jordan backed his manager, saying, "Neil is quite right. Everyone else cheats except us and it just isn't fair. Someone said I looked a bit orange once in the car park, which directly affected the outcome of the Play Off semi-final. You can't expect our brave lads to perform when their chairman is the victim of muttered comments well out of their earshot like that." Warnock and Jordan's comments are likely to be taken on board by the Football League, laughed at hysterically and then roundly ignored, because the pair of them are whinging tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristoliain Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Class read, really funny. Unlike some people who try too hard to be funny and fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South_Coast_Red Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Just wanted to bump this because the blog's very well written and dead funny. Props to whoever's doing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easton boy Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 JOHNSON NEPOTISM SOURS DEADLINE DAY Very funny - but sadly whilst reading it I can hear the voices of those sat behind me in the Dullmoan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Simon Jordan Skin Watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pederho ll Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Its pure gold...absolutely hilarious....the LJ blog is so funny, and so is the Plymouth World Cup bid! Keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider head Posted September 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 it's quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcbs20 Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Its pure gold...absolutely hilarious....the LJ blog is so funny, and so is the Plymouth World Cup bid! Keep up the good work. i posted the plymuff blog on there 606 board and they thought it was hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderSomerset Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Brilliant article about a certain reporter who was convicted of drink driving.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4eveREDDy Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Simon Jordan Skin Watch Simon's choice of skin colour today is 'Tuscan Terracotta'. :rofl2br: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Simon's choice of skin colour today is 'Tuscan Terracotta'. :rofl2br: After a really naff day that really cheered me up. Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Brilliant article about a certain reporter who was convicted of drink driving.. That and 'Skin Watch' are both brilliant. The rest is pretty funny as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Thanks for the link. Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 ...almost didnt bother clicking the link - bloody glad I did though, Brilliant stuff !! If the anonymous writer can continue to produce such quality he's heading for Legendary Status - could even become Bristols next Banksy (mystery man of the written word variety) ... Great read, keep up the good work - whoever you are!!! Blog On. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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