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Before we get carried away by the thoughts of what might happen over the course of the next 7 days, let's just bear in mind a few facts about Bristol.

We have a pathetic public transport system

Our local newspapers are no more than comics that take about 2 mintues to read

Our claim to be a contender for European City of Culture 2008 was a joke

We have no decent concert hall

We have no Olympic sized swimming pool

We have a council that took months after the election to decide who wanted to rule

We have laughable traffic management

This year's panto "star" is Julian Clary

Our rugby club went bust twice

One of our football teams promises much but when it comes to the crunch never delivers

Our other football team flirts regularly with joining the Conference

It costs the earth to live here but our public services and education standards are amongst the country's lowest

We've talked about a tram system for 20 years but that's all we ever do... talk

Bristol is just the place where successful sides' supporters come for a riot pre or post appearing at the Millennium Stadium

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So............judgeing from your post,you must applying to be elected to the City Council.

Or are you simply one of those people who moans but does nothing to change the situation.

Its not what your City can do for you,its what can you do for your City?

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Guest Red_Rat
Its not what your City can do for you,its what can you do for your City?
Well said.

Why did this topic come up anyway, surely you should be telling the other

Sh!theads (council) not us.

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place is full of history, was once the 2nd city of the british empire.

very popular unies

2nd greatest britain of all time built the bloody place(isambard)

ruled the british music seen for 5 years , early 90s

excelant architecture.

would of been more popular than york,bath,chester ect ect if not for ww2.

tend to agree about the footie though

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Before we get carried away by the thoughts of what might happen over the course of the next 7 days, let's just bear in mind a few facts about Bristol.

We have a pathetic public transport system

Buy a car!

Our local newspapers are no more than comics that take about 2 mintues to read

Dont buy it then

Our claim to be a contender for European City of Culture 2008 was a joke

so was newcastle's!

We have no decent concert hall

Do we really need one?

We have no Olympic sized swimming pool

Yes we do its called keynsham rigby club after bad rain (just outside of brizzle but close enouth!

We have a council that took months after the election to decide who wanted to rule

Well i did offer to run it!

We have laughable traffic management

Buy a motorbike!

This year's panto "star" is Julian Clary

He's funny!

Our rugby club went bust twice

Leave the rugby club alone!

One of our football teams promises much but when it comes to the crunch never delivers

Just like chelsea!

Our other football team flirts regularly with joining the Conference

thats their problem!

It costs the earth to live here but our public services and education standards are amongst the country's lowest

Do what I'm doing...... GET AN EDUCATION SOMEWHERE ELSE!

We've talked about a tram system for 20 years but that's all we ever do... talk

Where would it be put exactly?

Bristol is just the place where successful sides' supporters come for a riot pre or post appearing at the Millennium Stadium

Erm? You call millwall sucessful??? (they reach a cup final without really playing anyone!)

done!
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We have a pathetic public transport system =

not bothered i drive.

Our local newspapers are no more than comics that take about 2 mintues to read

= but make great toilet paper.

Our claim to be a contender for European City of Culture 2008 was a joke =

yeah and a very funny joke as well.

We have no decent concert hall = nothing worth paying to see unless your

in to plastic pop idol pop stars.

We have no Olympic sized swimming pool = no Olympic swimmers that

are any good so don't need one.

We have a council that took months after the election to decide who wanted to rule = don't they all

We have laughable traffic management = but the road rage makes up for it.

This year's panto "star" is Julian Clary = could be worse! could have been

ray greydon ooppps so he was!

Our rugby club went bust twice = blame the gas but don't like rugby much

anyway.

One of our football teams promises much but when it comes to the crunch never delivers = they will :dunno:

Our other football team flirts regularly with joining the Conference = this is bloody

fantastic, don't knock it.

it costs the earth to live here but our public services and education standards are amongst the country's lowest = cause all the dippy students have moved here

clifton is full of them.

We've talked about a tram system for 20 years but that's all we ever do... talk =

because no one wants it.

Bristol is just the place where successful sides' supporters come for a riot pre or post appearing at the Millennium Stadium = NO COMMENT :grr:

I'M ONLY HAVING A GIGGLE WITH YOU :)

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Before we get carried away by the thoughts of what might happen over the course of the next 7 days, let's just bear in mind a few facts about Bristol.

We have a pathetic public transport system

Our local newspapers are no more than comics that take about 2 mintues to read

Our claim to be a contender for European City of Culture 2008 was a joke

We have no decent concert hall

We have no Olympic sized swimming pool

We have a council that took months after the election to decide who wanted to rule

We have laughable traffic management

This year's panto "star" is Julian Clary

Our rugby club went bust twice

One of our football teams promises much but when it comes to the crunch never delivers

Our other football team flirts regularly with joining the Conference

It costs the earth to live here but our public services and education standards are amongst the country's lowest

We've talked about a tram system for 20 years but that's all we ever do... talk

Bristol is just the place where successful sides' supporters come for a riot pre or post appearing at the Millennium Stadium

Well stop moaning and move then :grr:
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Guest maxie

I was obviously being too subtle fpr this Forum.

All I'm saying is that it is typical of Bristolians to receive - and meekly to lie down and accept - second best in everything to do with Bristol. Replies like "stop whingeing" and "well, move then" just prove my point.

So don't get hysterical if, at the end of the next fortnight or so,we haven't got promotion. It's just the way things happen to be round these parts.

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Guest WillsbridgeRed

Yeah well maybe if people voted differently we'd have a different council? Not rocket science people.

Time to get these mugs out of office

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Namely?
ummmmm

Massive Attack (City fans)

Portishead

Tricky

Roni Size

Quote from a BBC site:

"Bristol's music scene has a reputation for innovation, experimentation and quality.

In the past the city has been home to a wide range of artists who've drawn their inspiration from the city's wide ranging musical cross-currents.

Most of us remember the heady days of Bristol's trip-hop scene in the late '90s when Portishead, Massive Attack, Roni Size and Tricky broke through into the mainstream. "

Ok so we may not have dominated the scene, but the City was seen as being the most influential musically for while

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Yeah but no but yeah but no - good stuff about bristol as well

Excellent for mountain biking

Good nitelife

Good restarants

Some of the fittest birds in the country - if not the world

Very low unemployment

It's not up North

and of course - The City !

Born here always lived here - luv it

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