newboy Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 It worries me that there's so much hanging on conjecture and gossip around here at the moment. People are even betting £200+ on guess work and 'intuition'. Allow me to inject some cold hard logic and facts. Our two most successful managers throughout our varied history are Dicks and Johnson. Agree? Out of all the managers we've ever had those two are the only ones who have surnames that are euphemisms for yer male tackle. Too much of a coincidence for there not to be nothing in it. Therefore both logic and statitics dictates that we need to employ someone named after genitalia. I've had a look at http://www.leaguemanagers.com/index.html and the only one that's currently unemployed that comes close is Terry Quinn. And that only works if you shrink the font small enough. However the following could be poached: Dick Advocaat Harry Allcock Frank Bacon (gates) Alan Ball Dick Bate (oh the possibilities!) Willie Bell Jack Cock Arthur Cox (snort - let's hope he doesn't fall short) Arthur Dickinson (any one called the NSPCC?) Gary Penrice (if we've got Chinese fans) Terry Scrotum And then I got bored. Do you think we ought to inform Steve L of this irrefutable chain of logic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityhead Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 with my limited intellect I still think we've still only got a choice of two :- steve coppafeel alan curbushley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphindevon Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 It worries me that there's so much hanging on conjecture and gossip around here at the moment. People are even betting £200+ on guess work and 'intuition'. Allow me to inject some cold hard logic and facts. Our two most successful managers throughout our varied history are Dicks and Johnson. Agree? Out of all the managers we've ever had those two are the only ones who have surnames that are euphemisms for yer male tackle. Too much of a coincidence for there not to be nothing in it. Therefore both logic and statitics dictates that we need to employ someone named after genitalia. I've had a look at http://www.leaguemanagers.com/index.html and the only one that's currently unemployed that comes close is Terry Quinn. And that only works if you shrink the font small enough. However the following could be poached: Dick Advocaat Harry Allcock Frank Bacon (gates) Alan Ball Dick Bate (oh the possibilities!) Willie Bell Jack Cock Arthur Cox (snort - let's hope he doesn't fall short) Arthur Dickinson (any one called the NSPCC?) Gary Penrice (if we've got Chinese fans) Terry Scrotum And then I got bored. Do you think we ought to inform Steve L of this irrefutable chain of logic? Errrm, the English language has changed since I live there last!! Anyway at least two of them are dead. How about going from front to back and having ARSEne Wenger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 I see the manager of Patrick Thistle has tossed his hat in the ring, Dougal Entendre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Willy Thorne has just bought a flat on Pembroke Road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 It worries me that there's so much hanging on conjecture and gossip around here at the moment. People are even betting £200+ on guess work and 'intuition'. Allow me to inject some cold hard logic and facts. Our two most successful managers throughout our varied history are Dicks and Johnson. Agree? Out of all the managers we've ever had those two are the only ones who have surnames that are euphemisms for yer male tackle. Too much of a coincidence for there not to be nothing in it. Therefore both logic and statitics dictates that we need to employ someone named after genitalia. I've had a look at http://www.leagueman....com/index.html and the only one that's currently unemployed that comes close is Terry Quinn. And that only works if you shrink the font small enough. However the following could be poached: Dick Advocaat Harry Allcock Frank Bacon (gates) Alan Ball Dick Bate (oh the possibilities!) Willie Bell Jack Cock Arthur Cox (snort - let's hope he doesn't fall short) Arthur Dickinson (any one called the NSPCC?) Gary Penrice (if we've got Chinese fans) Terry Scrotum And then I got bored. Do you think we ought to inform Steve L of this irrefutable chain of logic? This was actually started by the most successful manager in the club's history - the late, great Hairy Thickett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Willy Thorne has just bought a flat on Pembroke Road. Silly bloke went for a p!ss in the brambles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Mat Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Errrm, the English language has changed since I live there last!! Anyway at least two of them are dead. How about going from front to back and having ARSEne Wenger. Umm...I think I'm right in saying that only counts as genitalia as the original post stated, if you like to do a spot of the old uphill gardening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Mat Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 It worries me that there's so much hanging on conjecture and gossip around here at the moment. People are even betting £200+ on guess work and 'intuition'. Allow me to inject some cold hard logic and facts. Our two most successful managers throughout our varied history are Dicks and Johnson. Agree? Out of all the managers we've ever had those two are the only ones who have surnames that are euphemisms for yer male tackle. Too much of a coincidence for there not to be nothing in it. Therefore both logic and statitics dictates that we need to employ someone named after genitalia. I've had a look at http://www.leagueman....com/index.html and the only one that's currently unemployed that comes close is Terry Quinn. And that only works if you shrink the font small enough. However the following could be poached: Dick Advocaat Harry Allcock Frank Bacon (gates) Alan Ball Dick Bate (oh the possibilities!) Willie Bell Jack Cock Arthur Cox (snort - let's hope he doesn't fall short) Arthur Dickinson (any one called the NSPCC?) Gary Penrice (if we've got Chinese fans) Terry Scrotum And then I got bored. Do you think we ought to inform Steve L of this irrefutable chain of logic? One of the best threads this season... I think if we're looking for phallis-related managers, there is only one man: Phil Brown. He's a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newboy Posted April 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Anyway at least two of them are dead. Never stopped Danny Wilson from managing us. He looked like the titular hero from Weekend at Bernies against that dugout. One of the best threads this season... I think if we're looking for phallis-related managers, there is only one man: Phil Brown. He's a ****. Ah. Strict rules I'm afraid - there's no arguing with the logic - there has to be at least a double entendre in the name. Unfortunately there's no end of managers who act like a genital but aren't named after them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barneyredballs Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 It worries me that there's so much hanging on conjecture and gossip around here at the moment. People are even betting £200+ on guess work and 'intuition'. Allow me to inject some cold hard logic and facts. Our two most successful managers throughout our varied history are Dicks and Johnson. Agree? Out of all the managers we've ever had those two are the only ones who have surnames that are euphemisms for yer male tackle. Too much of a coincidence for there not to be nothing in it. Therefore both logic and statitics dictates that we need to employ someone named after genitalia. I've had a look at http://www.leagueman....com/index.html and the only one that's currently unemployed that comes close is Terry Quinn. And that only works if you shrink the font small enough. However the following could be poached: Dick Advocaat Harry Allcock Frank Bacon (gates) Alan Ball Dick Bate (oh the possibilities!) Willie Bell Jack Cock Arthur Cox (snort - let's hope he doesn't fall short) Arthur Dickinson (any one called the NSPCC?) Gary Penrice (if we've got Chinese fans) Terry Scrotum And then I got bored. Do you think we ought to inform Steve L of this irrefutable chain of logic? Nobby stiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Hocking Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Sorry - just spotted the fatal flaw to the logic of this thread.... ... the worst manager in recent BCFC history was.... Tiny P*nis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChubStixx Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Was I the only one who googled "Terry Scrotum"?? If you do google it then you find this site is the very first hit. Yes, i've been on the cider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphindevon Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Our new kit will have to be made by Le Coq Spotif. God I must be bored waiting for the golf to start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 "Rude" gullit?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ed Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Our very own forum contributor Drew Peacock needs to get that application in now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forbespm Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 what about junior bent! surely we can find a place for him in this topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Mat Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Ok, this took a little searching, but then I am bored. Taken from the League Managers' Association's list of longest-serving managers: 69. Neil Woods appointed: Nov 2009 duration: 1 season club: Grimsby Town If we appoint Neil, at least we could say, "we've got wood...s!" What makes it even more special is that he's at number '69' in the list. Perfect. Also, does it count if you look like a "schwang"? In which case Iain Dowie's likely to be looking for work again at the end of the season... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CliftonCliff Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Sorry - just spotted the fatal flaw to the logic of this thread.... ... the worst manager in recent BCFC history was.... Tiny P*nis I think you mean Tony Pubis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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