Sir Colby-Tit Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Geoff Dunceford is the latest businessman to quit Whorefield to escape the new prices at Somerfield. Dunceford, whose football club Bristol Rovers shelled out nearly £46.50 in transfer fees last season, has moved to Patchway in the past fortnight. He is one of the wealthiest people in Whorefield with a fortune estimated at £200. Dunceford is struggling to turn round Rovers, which is saddled with 3 boxes of unsold pasties from the 2009/10 season. He has a caravan in Whorefield with his wife, fifteen children, two chickens and a three legged donkey, and a source close to him declined to say whether they would also move to Patchway. But someone who knows Dunceford said: "Why should he pay 6p more for a pint of milk when he could move to Patchway and use Costcutters instead? besides, his caravan is mobile, so it doesn't really matter where he lives." Dunceford, reportedly lost £25 in a Hedge Fund last year. Sources confirmed that he chose a privet, and the root system failed. "He was hit hard by this", said our source, and will be looking at Leylandii next time". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinapig Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Pin this immediately! Who needs The Onion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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havanatopia Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Geoff Dunceford is the latest businessman to quit Whorefield to escape the new prices at Somerfield. Dunceford, whose football club Bristol Rovers shelled out nearly £46.50 in transfer fees last season, has moved to Patchway in the past fortnight. He is one of the wealthiest people in Whorefield with a fortune estimated at £200. Dunceford is struggling to turn round Rovers, which is saddled with 3 boxes of unsold pasties from the 2009/10 season. He has a caravan in Whorefield with his wife, fifteen children, two chickens and a three legged donkey, and a source close to him declined to say whether they would also move to Patchway. But someone who knows Dunceford said: "Why should he pay 6p more for a pint of milk when he could move to Patchway and use Costcutters instead? besides, his caravan is mobile, so it doesn't really matter where he lives." Dunceford, reportedly lost £25 in a Hedge Fund last year. Sources confirmed that he chose a privet, and the root system failed. "He was hit hard by this", said our source, and will be looking at Leylandii next time". Surely not even Duncefiled would lower himself to Leylandii. This really is bad for soil quality, it smothers everything around it and nothing grows as a result. A very poor decision on his part. Maybe this explains partly why Lawrence left the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BrizleCiderArmy Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Geoff Dunceford is the latest businessman to quit Whorefield to escape the new prices at Somerfield. Dunceford, whose football club Bristol Rovers shelled out nearly £46.50 in transfer fees last season, has moved to Patchway in the past fortnight. He is one of the wealthiest people in Whorefield with a fortune estimated at £200. Dunceford is struggling to turn round Rovers, which is saddled with 3 boxes of unsold pasties from the 2009/10 season. He has a caravan in Whorefield with his wife, fifteen children, two chickens and a three legged donkey, and a source close to him declined to say whether they would also move to Patchway. But someone who knows Dunceford said: "Why should he pay 6p more for a pint of milk when he could move to Patchway and use Costcutters instead? besides, his caravan is mobile, so it doesn't really matter where he lives." Dunceford, reportedly lost £25 in a Hedge Fund last year. Sources confirmed that he chose a privet, and the root system failed. "He was hit hard by this", said our source, and will be looking at Leylandii next time". Either ime missing summat or this is a piss poor attempt at satire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Either ime missing summat or this is a piss poor attempt at satire? You're missing something. Sir Colby at his best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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