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Met a mate of mine tonight who I haven't seen for some time. He is a Southampton fan and has not kept abreast of all the City news (apart from the obvious David James / Coppell leaving).

I lamented our start to the season and also discussed Millen's appointment with him, to which he commented (and I quote) "don't like the sound of that, smacks of a Steve Wigley appointment to me". It was at this point that it occurred to me that my friend did not realise the identity of our new assistant manager and was referring to Wigley's disasterous spell in charge of the Saints when he was thrown in as the cheap option. When I replied "Yes, and he is now Millen's assistant", it was all my friend could do to stop himself falling off his stool. "Are you kidding me?" came the response, closely followed by "You really are ****ed then!".

Not saying he's right, just passing on his opinion.

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There's a worm at the bottom of my garden,

And his name is Wiggly Woo.

There's a worm at the bottom of my garden

And all that he can do

Is wiggle all day and wiggle all night--

The neighbors say what a terrible fright!

There's a worm at the bottom of my garden,

And his name is Wiggly,

Wig-Wig-Wiggly,

Wig-Wig-Wiggly Woo!

:yahoo:

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There's a worm at the bottom of my garden,

And his name is Wiggly Woo.

There's a worm at the bottom of my garden

And all that he can do

Is wiggle all day and wiggle all night--

The neighbors say what a terrible fright!

There's a worm at the bottom of my garden,

And his name is Wiggly,

Wig-Wig-Wiggly,

Wig-Wig-Wiggly Woo!

:yahoo:

HAHHAHA!

All this bad luck we've been having looks like a text book curse to me! Is the new stadium, the site of an ancient indian burial ground or gypsie patch? I'm not joking. I muck about with black magic all the time and I reckon BCFC has definitely been hexed or cursed.

I'm gonna get in touch with Lansdown because I think I know how to break this type of pesky curse.

Otherwise we are doomed....DOOOOOOOOOMED I SAY!

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My grandchildren in their teens, tell me I'me old and silly. Half the time thay are right, the other half, I drift and think of wonderous things ?

Oh my and again, Oh my, Milly & Wiggles, it has to conjure up visions of happiness and success. It reminds me of a famous combination, the undaunted Pooh Bear and the undefeatable Tigger. Thats very grass roots England.

Milly and Wiggles............ You know what, I have a good feeling about them, warm and fuzzy and as you all know, Pooh bear always finds a way to a happy ending.

We will overcome !

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HAHHAHA!

All this bad luck we've been having looks like a text book curse to me! Is the new stadium, the site of an ancient indian burial ground or gypsie patch? I'm not joking. I muck about with black magic all the time and I reckon BCFC has definitely been hexed or cursed.

I'm gonna get in touch with Lansdown because I think I know how to break this type of pesky curse.

Otherwise we are doomed....DOOOOOOOOOMED I SAY!

Perhaps GJ can help us out?.

He could bring Barry Fry over for a few ciders & get him to pi$ it out all over our likely cursed areas.

He famously did so at Birmingham to rid them of an old gypsy curse (pi$ed in each corner of pitch).

Maybe he could oblige us by doing the same at AG & the Ashton Vale site?...

.. While he's at it he could also have a liittle pee on each of Dave James's car tyres ( afterall - DJ did look a bit voodooish with that hair :shocking: when he arrived here ).

Finally before Barry heads for home give him another flagon & send him down the road for a real good slash in the Tobacco Factory doorways!! :)

Btw I dont believe in all that superstitious nonsense .... I just hope our fortunes improve soon :fingerscrossed:... erm yeah fingers crossed eh? :)

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My grandchildren in their teens, tell me I'me old and silly. Half the time thay are right, the other half, I drift and think of wonderous things ?

Oh my and again, Oh my, Milly & Wiggles, it has to conjure up visions of happiness and success. It reminds me of a famous combination, the undaunted Pooh Bear and the undefeatable Tigger. Thats very grass roots England.

Milly and Wiggles............ You know what, I have a good feeling about them, warm and fuzzy and as you all know, Pooh bear always finds a way to a happy ending.

We will overcome !

At 67 I admit to enjoying a few drinks, I dont smoke, tried it, but just diden't enjoy it.

Now a couple of points, not pints, The survey says 1 in 6 have a drinking problem. That tells us that 5 out of 6 do not have a drinking problem, thats around 83% dont have a problem.........? Politicians would love that percentage !

Another point is that when non drinkers wake up in the morning, thats the best they will feel all day !

In my days around the planet, I've enjoyed a breakfast cruise off the Bahamas with a bacon and egg breakfast, coffee and Champagne with orange juice. I did not have the OJ. On the same day, a beautiful fish bbq, freshly caught reef fish, washed down with a delightful Chardonnay.

The evening meal was the extensive Our Lucaya Casino buffett, I drank a beautiful Rose D'Anjou and after dessert I indulged in a coffee/ cognac combination.

I retired to a very nice suite with a mini bar and my " lady friend and I enjoyed a final Champagne on the water front balcony ".

Probably around 10 to 12 drinks during the day. Would I change any of that........ not for a minute!

I would say on a broader daily spectrum, all things in moderation, works for me. Two to three single malts late in the day.....just fine ! For the record, my doctor agrees, one day I.me going to die....... but its been one hell of a ride.

Are you sure you only have that Single Malt late in the day? Or was it the Bollinger Grande Année vintage for breakfast? :innocent06:

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