redfieldred Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 I liked Norwich's response to Chelsea's 'You've got a drunken witch, we've got Abramovich' which was 'We've got a well Known cook. You've got a Russian crook.' Also when Rio Ferdinand was banned for not taking a drug test cos he 'was out shopping' to the tune of Rio by Duran His name is Rio and he's sitting in the stand He did some 'shopping' And now he's 3 months banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BcfcAllen Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Watching the game last night i heard the tottenham fans singing "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to see tottenham win away". Would be a good one to get going on friday when we complete the double over southampton, obviously changing tottenham to city tho...ok ok i'll stop dreaming, cant see us winning to be honest but ill take a draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfieldred Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Watching the game last night i heard the tottenham fans singing "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to see tottenham win away". Would be a good one to get going on friday when we complete the double over southampton, obviously changing tottenham to city tho...ok ok i'll stop dreaming, cant see us winning to be honest but ill take a draw. To be honest I'd take a goal and a decent performance. They've dropped 2 points at home all season. Cant see us scoring or them failing to score. A drubbing is on the cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East End Old Boy Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 My favourites, much like the one above, are those where it's a retort from the fans being sung at. As funny as some of the other songs are, they're just made up by someone with little better to do, hardly a showing of wit. Top one for me has to be when the Newcastle fans were chanting at Sunderland "going down, going, down, going down", and Sunderland replied "so are we, so are we, so are we" I remember Sheffield United fans singing this to us on the day we were relegated at Bramall Lane in 1999 (ish?) and our reply "so are we". Best part of the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lita For Congo Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 One that randomly sticks out in my mind was playing Birmingham away 2 years ago on a tuesday night, and we sung, "there here, there there, there every f*cking where, empty seats, empty seats!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Another recent one has to be "how shit must you be, we're winning at home/away" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Being called Dirty Northern Barstards by Plymouth I remember some guy behind me in the dolman chanting that against QPR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockneydave Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Playing wycombe years ago when we used to beat teams WE GOT MICKEY BELL WE GOT MICKEY BELL WE GOT MICKEY HE'S SO TRICKY AND WE GOT HIM CHEAP!! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night84 Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Various sets of fans singing 'there's only two Andy Gormans' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Rollason Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Being called Dirty Northern Barstards by Plymouth Yep thats it for me as well, classic. I also remember singing " you're shit we're worse" cant remember the details though, twas during the Jordan era :colder: i think ( and thats not Katie Price kids.....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 How the classic,give us a rrr,...rrr,give us a ooo,....ooo,give us a um.. er.. oh **** it.... rovers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semblar Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Gong down going down going down so are we, so are we, so are we Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taunton_City Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 They signd the lad from sunny spain, torres, torres. He takes it up the *** again, torres, torres. He wears a frock, he loves the ***, he sells his *** on albert dock. Fernando torres liverpools ladyboy!! Old now I know! Also enjoyed at derby the other week Let's goto the pub, Let's goto the puuuuuubbbb, Let's call it 0-0 and goto the pub! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest of Dean Red Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 One at cov that made me laugh.. Viva Paul buckle Viva Paul buckle They were 2-0 up and they ****** it up Viva Paul buckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongwellRed Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 approx '89/90 season whilst winning 5-1 at the vetch field, nice and simple...'the welsh are ******* shit' (repeat to fade) - great days.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsince1994 Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 I like a verse Millwall added to the "Best behaved supporters in the land" "We're completely non-committal when we draw" etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 5-1 even Heskey scored The famines over, time to go home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grifty Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 At Brentford the other year in the cup when we were singing loads of old songs we had a "Gimme a D" "D" Gimme an I" "I" Gimme an S" "S" Gimme a C" "C" "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" "Let's all have a disco, lets all have a disco" And we started dancing round the stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecko Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 He shags Jamelia - in reference to Darren Byfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol_Badger Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Leroy Lita, Bubba Gump, Bubba Gump, Bubba Gump.... Leroy Lita, Bubba Gump, Shrimp Boat captain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinman-is-god Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Towards us. ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND. You're Welsh and you know you are.. Gets on my (naughty word) wick as no one hates the welsh more than us Don't let it get to you Speak for yourself, the vast majority of City fans aren't quite as bigoted as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
del ete Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Suck the coc k and he will score. Directed at lee peacock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 to the tune of kum ba yah..Sang at marlon king when we played coventry last season. She said no Marlon! She said no! Oh marlon she said no! what a w**ker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Roughneck Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 "Cameron Jerome if you think you're hard enough" is the only good thing to ever come out of cardiff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishops Finger Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 His neck scars proved he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez You'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez You dirty ****, you ugly c@@t, they've sown your head on back to front, Carlos Tevez Herman Monsters son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Always a favourite of mine from Man City, to the tune of Wonderwall: Maybe, we could have had Liam Brady But after all, we got Alan Ball Sadly the best rhyme we could come up with was Martin Kuhl. Bit lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 For Gary Neville at Man Ure to the tune of David Bowies Rebel Rebel Neville Neville your talents immense Neville Neville he plays in defense Neville Neville he ain't half bad Neville Neville is the name of his Dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider hoss rules Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 hopefully tonight it will be a rousing rendition of "can we play you everyweek" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swanseajack Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Our 'Scotty Sinclair' song must be one of the best! He's Scotty Sinclair...he's Scotty Sinclair-air....he shags Rosie Webster, and Sally don't care! Great win for you tonight lads...congratulations! hope you can pull away from that bottom 3...good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no1cityfan_tucks Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Our 'Scotty Sinclair' song must be one of the best! He's Scotty Sinclair...he's Scotty Sinclair-air....he shags Rosie Webster, and Sally don't care! Great win for you tonight lads...congratulations! hope you can pull away from that bottom 3...good luck. Iv heard that song a few times! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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