glynriley Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 Mental ! http://www.thisistotalessex.co.uk/story-18511686-detail/story.html#axzz2OYJcnVHt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted March 25, 2013 Admin Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 Good have someone's eye out ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshy Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 Well apart from the obvious comment that a square one has more corners than the triangular version (maybe the Head Teacher is not so hot on geometry), it seems to me that it's much easier to discipline the flapjack than the child. In my day the evil and devious bastards we had as teachers would have found a way to make someone talk and to find an unpleasant, probably sadistic, punishment to fit the crime. I can remember one lad being forced to eat a stick of chalk as a punishment for throwing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 Yes, because changing the shape will stop them throwing them. Next they'll make square knives to stop people cutting themselves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fka dagest Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 This could be the thin end of the wedge. Ever noticed the torpedo shape of a sausage? That could cause some damage in the wrong hands. I'm glad the hidden danger of food shapes has finally been addressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 .... and on the plus side, now that we've discovered a weapon of such fearsome power we probably don't need to renew trident... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 .... and on the plus side, now that we've discovered a weapon of such fearsome power we probably don't need to renew trident... Are these Iraqi flap jacks?, somebody tell Tony Bliar we have found his weapons of mass destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 So no more 'V' shaped pizza slices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 Thats an all new low in H&S nonsense. A head teacher so scared of the repercussions he has to been seen to be doing something. My brother got knocked out by a cricket ball to the head at school, as far as know balls are still be used to this day at schools all over the country...shocking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 God forbid the oblong flapjack takes someone's eye out! Where will it end? My god someone may choke to death on a sandwich! Someone may get flu, best stop breathing at school as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 The kid should of got out the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 Dp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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