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Maybe we should sacrifice a goat on the centre spot?

Note to dimmer members of forum - that was a joke. Please don't actually try it. It only works if you use a silver sickle with a mistletoe handle, anyway.

I've got a spare one If you like ,sickle that is not goat.

Which manager was it who urinated in each corner of their pitch to lift a curse ?

Not Copout hé just p*ssed all over us.

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How about a wassailing ceremony? (sponsered by Blackthorn)...it's used to keep evil spirits from apple orchards and bring a good harvest (or promotion). With all our links to cider it makes sense!

That my man ,or woman,is a brilliant idea. Could be excellent publicity,a chance to do something for the community bit of a knees up .

You are charged with making this happen .

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Maybe we should sacrifice a goat on the centre spot?

Note to dimmer members of forum - that was a joke. Please don't actually try it. It only works if you use a silver sickle with a mistletoe handle, anyway.

A sacrifice, Zoon, for you, would be a hedgehog. Are you willing to do this for our club, in its hour of need?

If not, badgers are fair game at the moment

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A sacrifice, Zoon, for you, would be a hedgehog. Are you willing to do this for our club, in its hour of need?

If not, badgers are fair game at the moment

Has to be a virgin, Les. Virgin goats are hard enough to find but hedgehogs? No chance!

That's how they get the name "hogs", from the noise they make when they're at it...

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