The Right Honourable Les Q Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Wondering if we should get a collection going. Goodwill to all men, and all that. Neil Warnock's biography? Ollie's? A jumper that isn't blue? A funny hat or one of those bow-ties that whizzes round? What gets Sean all excited at Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northamptonshire Red Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 I think a nice M&S suit would do the job, what's that tracksuit all about? I know he's 'Head Coach' but come on. Also, if we are mid table by Xmas, he can have an orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pooki Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 I was thinking maybe a new cup of his own maybe with the slogan " cheer up you could be me " after havin one smashed earlier this season durin a pre game warm up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 A Lindley's hot dog and a coffee laced with cat's pee, as served in the Dolman shack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdliketoRogerMoore Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 I think a nice M&S suit would do the job, what's that tracksuit all about? I know he's 'Head Coach' but come on. Also, if we are mid table by Xmas, he can have an orange.as long as no one gets confused and buys him a s&m suit I'm sure no one wants to see that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted November 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Okay, so far we've got, a suit, an orange, some dubious snack food, or something kinky. Does the S&M suit come with a comedy, rotating bow-tie, "Gus"? Think this could be a favourite. Keep the suggestions going, folks. How about a calendar with photos of various Wolverhampton beauty spots to accompany every month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted November 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 I was thinking maybe a new cup of his own maybe with the slogan " cheer up you could be me " after havin one smashed earlier this season durin a pre game warm up I'm just concerned with what he will read into us buying him a "mug," Pook. Or am I worrying to much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 How about a new DVD player? The one in the managers office must be worn out by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 How about a goal scoring partner for JET? Actually that's more of a present for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Planet Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 How about a copy of the book "How To Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted November 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 A DVD player? Bit functional that, Glyn. Not some contraband or "iffy" item that's fallen off the back of a container ship, is it? I'm not getting involved in anything dodgy, not me. Think a new player would be nice, "RogRH". But this needs to be something for life, not just for Christmas. Or until it gets fed up, wants more dosh, a move away, a big Audi, or gets called names by the crowd, you know the story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red94 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Maybe a copy of the league table so he can have a look at it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fka dagest Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Couldn't we get Robbored or Jordan Tansley (for example) to knit him a smashing jumper along the lines of the one worn by our friend Bristol City? I'd love to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted November 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Think we need the female angle on this, and what finer female is there than that Dolly bird Kellie Marie? Will she help the boys out here, once she has attended to all her domestic duties, of course? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 A BCFC calendar with Neil Kilkenny on January and a reminder on the date the transfer window opens with a simple message 'get rid' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Wondering if we should get a collection going. Goodwill to all men, and all that. Neil Warnock's biography? Ollie's? A jumper that isn't blue? A funny hat or one of those bow-ties that whizzes round? What gets Sean all excited at Christmas? Stupid question... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob k Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 How about a copy of the book "How To Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie ? What did you think of the DC training? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted November 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Stupid question... ...to invite stupid answers. Have a go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted November 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 We could've asked him last week at his q&a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 ...to invite stupid answers. Have a go A book containing the world's stupidest questions..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 'The Little Book of Stupid Questions' by David Borgenicht should be right up his street. It's not letting me copy, paste, quote, insert images, anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnclosureSurge Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 A BCFC calendar with Neil Kilkenny on January and a reminder on the date the transfer window opens with a simple message 'get rid' He is already got rid! A compromise seems to have been reached whereby, instead of him ripping up the remainder of his contract (does that entail only ripping up the remaining proportion at the bottom of the contract? Or all of it?), we loan him to PNE and pay some of his wages until Jan, when he joins them irrespective of who he plays in the mean time. Winner! Pointy, pointy, moany, shouty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted November 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 A book containing the world's stupidest questions..... 'The Little Book of Stupid Questions' by David Borgenicht should be right up his street. It's not letting me copy, paste, quote, insert images, anything. Now we're getting somewhere. I'm up for this. Any of the "kiddies" that have been banned reading this: one of you get in Waterstones and slip a copy of this book in your pocket? There's a shilling in it for you. Now all we need is for everyone to sign the tag, we'll start at the Sheff U game, next Saturday. I will take care of the wrapping. Jolly good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnclosureSurge Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Now we're getting somewhere. I'm up for this. Any of the "kiddies" that have been banned reading this: one of you get in Waterstones and slip a copy of this book in your pocket? There's a shilling in it for you. Now all we need is for everyone to sign the tag, we'll start at the Sheff U game, next Saturday. I will take care of the wrapping. Jolly good Are you casting aspersions on the 33, Les? Incinerating that they are all light-fingered in the book department? And haven't you got some BANES business to attend to? If only you spent more time on that (like stopping people demolishing the centre of Keynsham) and less on this 'ere forum, surely part of God's Country might be better run. And - at the risk of snaring your faithful on here - we'd have more time to devote to serious issues like slagging SoD, Kilkenny, Jimmy Lumsden etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted November 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Are you casting aspersions on the 33, Les? Incinerating that they are all light-fingered in the book department? And haven't you got some BANES business to attend to? If only you spent more time on that (like stopping people demolishing the centre of Keynsham) and less on this 'ere forum, surely part of God's Country might be better run. And - at the risk of snaring your faithful on here - we'd have more time to devote to serious issues like slagging SoD, Kilkenny, Jimmy Lumsden etc... An unfortunate golfing injury, sustained at the "19th hole," which has confined me to HQ for a few weeks. Leaving me with little alternative; it's either this forum caper or back to 'Holmes Under The Hammer,' and such like. Like the 'incinerating' idea. That's the way to approach Law and Order. Excellent. I'll get on to the Home Secretary first thing tomorrow (I wish...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 A Trip Across Town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 I think a nice M&S suit would do the job, what's that tracksuit all about? I know he's 'Head Coach' but come on. Also, if we are mid table by Xmas, he can have an orange. I'll chuck in a lump of coal with that orange if we are top half by Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnclosureSurge Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 An unfortunate golfing injury, sustained at the "19th hole," which has confined me to HQ for a few weeks. Leaving me with little alternative; it's either this forum caper or back to 'Holmes Under The Hammer,' and such like. Like the 'incinerating' idea. That's the way to approach Law and Order. Excellent. I'll get on to the Home Secretary first thing tomorrow (I wish...) Did you have anything to do with the demolishing of Keynsham Town Centre (or the clock, at any rate)? Or can we blame that on the Roverzzz as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinmabbuttshair Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Perhaps Spudski could give him a blowjob hand shake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandad48 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 A Personality, or lessons on how to be interviewed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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