Forza Revolution Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Thine cousin has just said .... YES to a gas head. Any advice ? Wait until the question at the wedding when they say "any reason why these two should not be wed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Get her a discount voucher for a divorce lawyer for a wedding present Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coombsy Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Have the wedding at Ashton gate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 If your standing at the altar with a blue scarf round your neck............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Get Drink Up Thy Zider played at the reception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 That'll be confusing when she has to work out which one of his 7 fingers to put the ring on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 I'm puzzled. A Gashead is marrying your cousin, not his ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 best prepare your cousin for meeting his mum and sisters....in their honeymoon suite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Clearly a case of early dementia, or schizophrenia, or serious drink problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coombsy Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Hope she turn up at church with a red and white wedding dress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride of the west Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Just pay him a little visit, give him the eyes, make sure he is aware of the situation and all will be in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 I wouldnt give a gas head my turd let alone my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Your cousin is a genius... a lifetime of feeling smug at 4.45 on a Saturday atfernoon..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coombsy Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 If they have any baby's they could call her Ashton Kate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arpaul Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Why should you worry? The Blue Few are wrapped up in the ongoings at Ashton Gate more so than in their own side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidersnotjustforbreakfast Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Why should you worry?The Blue Few are wrapped up in the ongoings at Ashton Gate more so than in their own side.Quite, they all spend Saturday till Wednesday talking about citys last game, then Wednesday till Saturday talking about citys next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Forz,i think you best nip it in the bud now. can you imagine having to stand in the away end? you will never conceal being related to one, the dribbling will almost certainly start,so contagious,only cure is 100% abstinence from any form of gas relationship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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