The Right Honourable Les Q Posted February 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 And would there be a gold medal for the one who comes first? Yes, thank you, the bloke in the corner with the pretend hedgehog. That's quite enough of that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted February 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 This is turning into a bloody farce now...no more comments from hedgehogs, real or otherwise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 I can now confirm, for all Otib browsers, that Bristol Sport will shortly be making the following announcement: "Bristol Sport are delighted to announce the signing of Downend's very own snowboarding Olympic medallist, Miss Jenny Jones. Jenny is an exciting and excellent addition to our ramshackle roster of sporting superstars, and we have been particularly impressed with her ability to go downhill fast. Pear-shaped Jenny (32-34-36) signs on a 3 and a half year contract...." Just wanted to keep you all informed ahead of the media fanfare later today.... She's a brick...house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted February 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 She might well be a brick....but she is currently nowhere to be seen. Jon L and Dave L. Floyd have been dispatched off to Glos and Churchill dry slopes respectively to track Miss Jones down. Any Otib browsers in the vicinity of said slippery-slopes seen any thing of the brick...house, Miss Joey Jones?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 She's been seen by the Big Slider on the Downs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted February 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 She's been seen by the Big Slider on the Downs... Thank you, bloke in the corner with the hedgehog. We're running low on staff now, so I've just asked the goalkeeping coach to pop up to that slope by the Bridge to check...no, I'm just hearing that the goalkeeping coach is saying "go .... yourself, I'm not f....... going anywhere." Charming. Anyone near the Suspension Bridge able to confirm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted February 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 Just been pointed out to me that we are of course very close to the slider by the bridge, here at the Avon Gorge hotel. Thank you for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted February 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 This press conference will now be postponed until a later date. But be in no doubt, that BristolSorts, along with gong winning snowboarder, Joey Jones, will soon be before the cameras and the media, on a slippery slope near you ... Now, we reconvene to The Coopers, for this evenings football. Thank you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 Dave 'pink' Floyd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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054123 Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 I dont get it. Is Les funny? Did he have a point or something? I guess hes like Radiohead in that you either realise their brilliance or you're just stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 Just been pointed out to me that we are of course very close to the slider by the bridge, here at the Avon Gorge hotel. Thank you for that Ah, the perils of subtlety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted February 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 Ah, the perils of subtlety 1:0 to the bloke still in the corner with a hedgehog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted February 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 We seem to have lost Dave Floyd now, no sign of him here at AG this morning. Anyone spot El Dave, please contact the club. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted February 19, 2014 Admin Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 I dont get it. Is Les funny? Did he have a point or something? I guess hes like Radiohead in that you either realise their brilliance or you're just stupid. I think he is under the influence of something! (50% of this thread and most of the threads he posts he replies to himself). Les, go and sort another edition of the excellent Bountyhunter that should keep you busy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
054123 Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 I really enjoy the bounty hunter. Well done to all those who put it out there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 I think he is under the influence of something! (50% of this thread and most of the threads he posts he replies to himself). Les, go and sort another edition of the excellent Bountyhunter that should keep you busy As per the great Morrissey, everything that Les Q says rings true and he's the last of the famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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