timothy bird Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 it's chucking it down here in Gloucestershire and with more rain forecast I'm becoming a little worried about Tuesday, I wonder if the club could make a early decision as I also have the option of attending acconservative future meeting. on Tuesday night, and really don't want to travel all the way to Bristol if the game is almost certain to be called off anyway, thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Been sunny all morning in Clevedon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timothy bird Posted March 23, 2014 Author Share Posted March 23, 2014 ALWAYS sunny in Clevedon lovely place, nice pubs,I've got good friends their, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extonsred Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 it's chucking it down here in Gloucestershire and with more rain forecast I'm becoming a little worried about Tuesday, I wonder if the club could make a early decision as I also have the option of attending acconservative future meeting. on Tuesday night, and really don't want to travel all the way to Bristol if the game is almost certain to be called off anyway, thoughts. Game will absolutely be on -- but in any case chose to do anything other than go to a conservative future meeting -- but then if you are in the Cotswolds....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 it's chucking it down here in Gloucestershire and with more rain forecast I'm becoming a little worried about Tuesday, I wonder if the club could make a early decision as I also have the option of attending acconservative future meeting. on Tuesday night, and really don't want to travel all the way to Bristol if the game is almost certain to be called off anyway, thoughts. Stop drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timothy bird Posted March 23, 2014 Author Share Posted March 23, 2014 cs future is a great way of shaping the countries future in a relaxed sociable setting, it's very democratc and the partys hierarchy always listen to what we have to say, you don't have to be elected or anything boring like that, just turn up at a meeting and David Cameron will take notice of your opinions, we have some intelligent thought provking speakers, Anne widdicombe spoke at a recent meeting + were hoping to get neil Hamilton along soon, inspirational ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Norwegian Red Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 cs future is a great way of shaping the countries future in a relaxed sociable setting, it's very democratc and the partys hierarchy always listen to what we have to say, you don't have to be elected or anything boring like that, just turn up at a meeting and David Cameron will take notice of your opinions, we have some intelligent thought provking speakers, Anne widdicombe spoke at a recent meeting + were hoping to get neil Hamilton along soon, inspirational ! Oh, Timothy! You're just asking for more trouble. And winding people up. Mr Hamilton will take some persuading to attend - some cash for you to ask him questions, say - will he not, him being a Ukip type now? Get yourself down to BS3 Tuesday and just Stop It, Timothy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timothy bird Posted March 23, 2014 Author Share Posted March 23, 2014 Disgraceful slur ! have you got any idea of the good causes that neil and his lovely wife support ? have you ever met them ? I respect your right to have a opinion but please keep it to yourself in future ! your coming over as a bit of a wet liberal tbh, talking of wet, when are the club going to announce whether the game is on or not ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redrobbin Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I suspect David Cameron, will patronisingly pretend to listen to what you have to say. But if it strays off his personal adgenda, will dismiss it out of hand. Of course he won't Admit to sush things. Leaving you, and others with a warm glow inside, thinking he really Cares about your options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUTOR Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Sunny here on the outskirts. Game/covers will be on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redrobbin Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Disgraceful slur ! have you got any idea of the good causes that neil and his lovely wife support ? have you ever met them ? I respect your right to have a opinion but please keep it to yourself in future ! your coming over as a bit of a wet liberal tbh, talking of wet, when are the club going to announce whether the game is on or not ! Didn't your lot jump into bed with the liberals? Oh and it's ok to have an opinion, so long as you keep it to yourself. ! You really are a true conservative aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redrobbin Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Oh tim I'm sure the game will be so. No contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timothy bird Posted March 23, 2014 Author Share Posted March 23, 2014 yes red robin, unfortuanaty we had to water down our policys to appease the liberals, but at least we have saved the country from the tooth and claw socialism of the labour party !we do share something with the liberals however, neither party are in politics for the love of power,or to benefit ourselves and our friends, we are in politics because our only wish is to serve our country ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Norwegian Red Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Disgraceful slur ! have you got any idea of the good causes that neil and his lovely wife support ? have you ever met them ? I respect your right to have a opinion but please keep it to yourself in future ! your coming over as a bit of a wet liberal tbh, talking of wet, when are the club going to announce whether the game is on or not ! I'm a Happy Clapper, Timbo. No, haven't had the pleasure of meeting Neil and Lady Hamilton. But you don't always want to rely on the many good causes some people in public life support for your view on them. One of Yorkshire's finest (now then, now then) taught us that. Which bit was the disgraceful slur: the cash bit, or the Ukip bit?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timothy bird Posted March 23, 2014 Author Share Posted March 23, 2014 as for your suggestion that David Cameron would patronisingly listen to us and dismiss anything he disagrees with out of hand, what a disgraceful thing to say ! Top people always listen to, and take very seriously the opinions of their grass root supporters ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timothy bird Posted March 23, 2014 Author Share Posted March 23, 2014 Norwegian red ( what a appropriate name btw ) are you a foreign communist btw ? the disgraceful slur was the one on Neil hamiltons integrity ! if he was as guilty as many of the great un washed seemto think he is I'm sure that British justice would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redrobbin Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 yes red robin, unfortuanaty we had to water down our policys to appease the liberals, but at least we have saved the country from the tooth and claw socialism of the labour party !we do share something with the liberals however, neither party are in politics for the love of power,or to benefit ourselves and our friends, we are in politics because our only wish is to serve our country ! Sorry if you believe that, you'll believe anything. Weither you are left or right or sit On the fence. Whoever is in power they have there own adgenda and interests at heart. Why do you think ( up until recently) they continue to give themselves inflation busting pay rises. Not to mention fiddled expenses, and of couse the lucrative after dinner speeches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timothy bird Posted March 23, 2014 Author Share Posted March 23, 2014 Have ensured that he served a lengthy prison sentence ! btw would you make your allegations to his face ! no thought not, key board warrior ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timothy bird Posted March 23, 2014 Author Share Posted March 23, 2014 mps work very hard for their money ! at least the good ones do, my MP Neil Carmichael rents a London flat along with his constituency home, I do not resend that ! it would be unreasonable to expert him to make the train journey from stroud to de Londo every day ! bdespite that he still comes back to the constituency occasionally, only last week he came back and opened a food bank ! oh and he holds a surgery where he will help people with their problems ( as long as helping them dosnt clash with government policies ) at least once every 3 months ! a true public servant ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 What has this got to do with football? Tim, please, go and take a breather, for your own sake, and all of ours. I've said it twice nicely now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I can only think that TB thinks that this is some cleverly constructed refference to the FP meetings and is blatently trolling. Either that, or he is even more hypocrytical than he previously came across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 it's chucking it down here in Gloucestershire and with more rain forecast I'm becoming a little worried about Tuesday, I wonder if the club could make a early decision as I also have the option of attending acconservative future meeting. on Tuesday night, and really don't want to travel all the way to Bristol if the game is almost certain to be called off anyway, thoughts.Were you making gravy when you sent this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 TB ...Have you a good Ex-Skuse for starting a pointless thread like this one?.. It is pointless isnt it? .. Anyway you'll have to Ex-Skuse me if I've missed it but I dont see the point at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Another thread TB has ruined.. he's on a roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted March 23, 2014 Admin Share Posted March 23, 2014 I believe this thread was in reference to all the pointless posts people made over the past weeks asking if a game would be on when it had rained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I believe this thread was in reference to all the pointless posts people made over the past weeks asking if a game would be on when it had rained I thought you loved these threads didn't you Phantom? Rain dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miah Dennehy Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Norwegian red ( what a appropriate name btw ) are you a foreign communist btw ? the disgraceful slur was the one on Neil hamiltons integrity ! if he was as guilty as many of the great un washed seemto think he is I'm sure that British justice would If yo ureally want to know whether the game will be on or not just ask yer mate Hamilton, he is fond of asking questions on other peoples behalf isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timothy bird Posted March 23, 2014 Author Share Posted March 23, 2014 How can I ruin a thread that I started ? tbh this thread is a huge wind up,the title iwas a attempt to enrage phantom on a boreing Sunday, I know their is no chance of the game being off, the political references are so bizzare that im surprised that anybody could take them seriously ( although tbf perhaps the conservative party is beyond parody ) for the record I am N O T a conservative, and certainly not a young one ! as requested their will now be a period of silence from me ! I've been Tim bird, goodnight ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miah Dennehy Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 How can I ruin a thread that I started ? tbh this thread is a huge wind up,the title iwas a attempt to enrage phantom on a boreing Sunday, I know their is no chance of the game being off, the political references are so bizzare that im surprised that anybody could take them seriously ( although tbf perhaps the conservative party is beyond parody ) for the record I am N O T a conservative, and certainly not a young one ! as requested their will now be a period of silence from me ! I've been Tim bird, goodnight ! Well you got me!! I was beginning to wonder if you were a real person or Tory Boy from the Harry Enfield Show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 In view of the money Cameron's Government are pouring into flood prevention surely there can be little danger, so the game must be on! I have disabled the Kasperski anti-whoosh protection on my PC for today to facilitate this response . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 How can I ruin a thread that I started ? Just give it enough time and you can manage it TB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I heard on Twitter that there are warnings of a plague of hedgehogs in South West England. Must be true - it's on Twitter, but will it affect Tuesday's game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire Dastardly Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Expecting Timothy Bird to buy up the club from the Lansdownes any time soon. He will, of course, expect us to play in blue, with Cotswolds emblazoned on the front of our shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I've said it twice nicely now.Dolls I've said it twice nicely to you as well Pet.Now for the third time "Please please can we and I'll make you a cuppa after" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 ALWAYS sunny in Clevedon lovely place, nice pubs,I've got good friends their, I'm seriously considering relocating to Clevedon. It seems to have everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I'm seriously considering relocating to Clevedon. It seems to have everything. Lovely Victorian town. Nice people. Some nice pubs.. and that's about it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Lovely Victorian town. Nice people. Some nice pubs.. and that's about it.. is it really victorian, i just thought it was old fashioned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 is it really victorian, i just thought it was old fashioned Upper Clevedon it seems a bit more Victorian, especially round the Clevedon pier area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talk Of The Town Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 The pier end of clevedon and up on the hill is loverlee. Proper victorian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 We were considering it ourselves, but if that birdy berk likes it and has friends there, you can stick it where the sun don't shine. Whenever I've been to Clevedon the sun wasn't shining. Which confuses things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 When was the last time a City home game was rained off? Coventry at home was the worst conditions I can remember in my years of watching City, and still it went ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 When was the last time a City home game was rained off? Coventry at home was the worst conditions I can remember in my years of watching City, and still it went ahead. Watford last year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Watford last year Now who is spoiling the thread? Facts have no place on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redrobbin Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Watford a couple of seasons back I believe. Sorry my reply a bit irrelevant now. Jesus you have to be quick around here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Forgot that Watford game! Not something that happens very often that's for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeepUpLino Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 it's chucking it down here in Gloucestershire and with more rain forecast I'm becoming a little worried about Tuesday, I wonder if the club could make a early decision as I also have the option of attending acconservative future meeting. on Tuesday night, and really don't want to travel all the way to Bristol if the game is almost certain to be called off anyway, thoughts. Dont be so daft babs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 it's chucking it down here in Gloucestershire and with more rain forecast I'm becoming a little worried about Tuesday, I wonder if the club could make a early decision as I also have the option of attending acconservative future meeting. on Tuesday night, and really don't want to travel all the way to Bristol if the game is almost certain to be called off anyway, thoughts. If the games off, I'm sure 11 or 12 thousand of us will go and have a pint and a few games of Bingo,that's what we do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon uk Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Love the political diatribe on here. Do people really beleive that mps are some kind of upstanding leader of the people? They are a bunch of morally bereft scum bags?! Neil Hamilton is one of the worst of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Now who is spoiling the thread? Facts have no place on this forum. Oh sh!t sorry Never, We have never had a game called off if we have it would of been Lee Johnsons fault or the fact that Gary Johnson was managing out his depth plus JET is lazy that must be a factor in it Bloody club can't get anything right!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 If games are abandoned after the match has started, I think the result should be calculated using the Duckworth Lewis formula , as with cricket. The actual formula might need some slight modification to fit football but the basics seem sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 If games are abandoned after the match has started, I think the result should be calculated using the Duckworth Lewis formula , as with cricket. The actual formula might need some slight modification to fit football but the basics seem sound. I've got it!! If your team name is Bristol City you get a 10-0 win Seems fair to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 If the game is called off due to the bad weather, what better way to spend the evening than hanging out in Clevedon with TB and his mates? Nip round to the Curzon, watch a flick and get a few Kia-Oras down you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Upper Clevedon it seems a bit more Victorian, especially round the Clevedon pier area Gone even more downhill with One Direction filming on the pier today! The important news is the weather is still fine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Gone even more downhill with One Direction filming on the pier today! The important news is the weather is still fine! So long as the one direction they went was off the end of the pier and out to sea.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Gone even more downhill with One Direction filming on the pier today! The important news is the weather is still fine! Please can someone go lock the gates so they're trapped there. Forever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted March 24, 2014 Admin Share Posted March 24, 2014 Please can someone go lock the gates so they're trapped there. Forever! Where are the 50ft waves and gales when we need them ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 cs future is a great way of shaping the countries future in a relaxed sociable setting, it's very democratc and the partys hierarchy always listen to what we have to say, you don't have to be elected or anything boring like that, just turn up at a meeting and David Cameron will take notice of your opinions, we have some intelligent thought provking speakers, Anne widdicombe spoke at a recent meeting + were hoping to get neil Hamilton along soon, inspirational ! I'd rather put my cock in a deep fat fryer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'd rather put my cock in a deep fat fryer. Would that be battered or plain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Would that be battered or plain? Flour, egg and crushed cornflakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheasant plucker Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'd rather put my cock in a deep fat fryer. Aughhhhh! My eyes are watering, and my nutsack has disappeared into my abdomen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redrobbin Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'd rather put my cock in a deep fat fryer. This is what these conservative types do for fun. So I've been told that is. Duct tape and hampsters also spring to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redcityman Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 If the game is called off due to the bad weather, what better way to spend the evening than hanging out in Clevedon with TB and his mates? Nip round to the Curzon, watch a flick and get a few Kia-Oras down you.Kia-Oras! Are you soft or something? Anyone who's anybody know's that Um Bongo is the drink for the hardened drinker in Clevedon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Kia-Oras! Are you soft or something? Anyone who's anybody know's that Um Bongo is the drink for the hardened drinker in Clevedon. I thought it was Quatro.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Kia-Oras! Are you soft or something? Anyone who's anybody know's that Um Bongo is the drink for the hardened drinker in Clevedon. Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango. The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 "I'll be your dog!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango. The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo. More Um Bongo trivia (from Wiki): In 1999, Um Bongo gained a sister drink called "Um Ognob",where "Bongo" was spelled backwards. Um Ognob contained a vitamin-enriched blend of apple, banana, apricot, orange and passion fruit juice. It was discontinued in 2003. Not sure I would have suggested getting a few Um Ognobs down you. Anyway, I hope the weather's fine for tonight's match. Hoping for a win, fearing another draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semblar Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I'd rather put my cock in a deep fat fryer. Just because you want to do that to your MP is no reason to tell us all about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I'd rather put my cock in a deep fat fryer. Are you sure Southside ? Oh well I guess it takes all sorts, most of us Red blooded blokes would prefer Mildred, btw you spelt friar wrong. Anyway I found you a little soft porn to whet your appetite, see below. ( Surprisingly you're not alone in your desires, as you can see another Robin enjoys a ride on the fat friar too, right up until he gets tossed off! ) ENJOY!! http://youtu.be/XO_DVDHfDGE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Please can someone go lock the gates so they're trapped there. Forever! Does this 'programme' called 'One Direction' polarise opinion then? I have no idea what it is or what it is about but it seems that the name of it is rather apt given that you have locked the Pier Gates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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