How Does This Vile Knoob Keep Getting Chances (Nile Ranger Merged Thread)

[Major Isewater]

Note to self - don't get in a row with M Porter!!

Especially after a night on the tiles !

[Esmond Million's Bung]

Especially after a night on the tiles !

 

Stop slating the guy.

[IdliketoRogerMoore]

Sacked by swindle! Let's hope he's finished in football now!!

[Big Red Rich]

Stop slating the guy.

I think this might pave the way for some similar jokes...

[Dollymarie]

What I find difficult is when women realise that he is actually Vile Ranger, why don't they run a mile?

Cos some women, myself not included will throw themselves at footballers no matter what they've done. Desperate for 5 minutes of fame.

[Rob k]

Cos some women, myself not included will throw themselves at footballers no matter what they've done. Desperate for 5 minutes of fame.

And desperate to get their mitts on a footballers wallet.

[BRISTOL86]

I think this might pave the way for some similar jokes...

You'll be bricking it if he takes offence to your jokes. Mortarfied in fact.

[Big Red Rich]

You'll be bricking it if he takes offence to your jokes. Mortarfied in fact.

I think you're on the right path with your post.

[Red-Robbo]

Especially after a night on the tiles !

 

 

M Porter will go through the roof when he sees all the puns you've started!

[Esmond Million's Bung]

And desperate to get their mitts on a footballers wallet.

 

What and take a slapping into the bargain?

[Dollymarie]

What and take a slapping into the bargain?

If that should unfortunately happen, then they get to sell their story to the national press. Am now waiting for that to happen in this case.

[IdliketoRogerMoore]

If that should unfortunately happen, then they get to sell their story to the national press. Am now waiting for that to happen in this case.

but surely Nile ranger ain't that much of a catch?

he got his name tattooed on his face!

[Dollymarie]

  

but surely Nile ranger ain't that much of a catch?

he got his name tattooed on his face!

I agree, but I refer you to my earlier post

Cos some women, myself not included will throw themselves at footballers no matter what they've done. Desperate for 5 minutes of fame.

[Esmond Million's Bung]

If that should unfortunately happen, then they get to sell their story to the national press. Am now waiting for that to happen in this case.

 

Well I haven't actually seen a kiss and tell about Ranger, perhaps they are waiting for him to be banged up.

[Rule The Waves]

May sound extreme, but people like Ranger need to be put down - he contributes absolutely nothing positive to society.

[Esmond Million's Bung]

May sound extreme, but people like Ranger need to be put down - he contributes absolutely nothing positive to society.

 

He will either pick on the wrong person one day or more likely be found in a pool of his own vomit, any UK club willing to take on this piece of shit is short on on common sense and morals IMO.

[i hate you butler]

cant do links but the family club would be prowed to have him!!