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Unlike in years gone by this time we've done most of our business early and hopefully can hit the ground running .

Well done City .

(Don't Forget the Malarial pills for Botswana )

Do they have malarial in Botswanal?

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Why, on God's planet, would any football fan be optimistic?

It can only lead to disappointment.

Understand this:-

- we are never going to win the european cup

- you will never have a new Bentley

- you will never have a 10" nadger

TFR

GUTTED!

I always hoped one day I might have a 10" nadger

I guess I'll just have to struggle on with the 12". Hay - ho ;)

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Why, on God's planet, would any football fan be optimistic?

 

It can only lead to disappointment.

 

Understand this:-

 

- we are never going to win the european cup

 

- you will never have a new Bentley

 

- you will never have a 10" nadger

 

Ah well two out of three ain't bad.

 

Alright??

 

 

TFR

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Why, on God's planet, would any football fan be optimistic?

 

It can only lead to disappointment.

 

Understand this:-

 

- we are never going to win the european cup

 

- you will never have a new Bentley

 

- you will never have a 10" nadger

 

- you WILL die.

 

Alright??

 

 

TFR

10 inch Nadger surly that's a figment of someone's imagination. Do they really exist?

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Due to unprecedented levels of optimism carelessly being thrown around on this forum recently, I wish to propose a thread outlining exactly why this season will be the greatest in BCFC's illustrious history. If I may I would like to get the ball rolling but please feel free to jump aboard this runaway train of enthusiasm.Beware though! Any naysayers amongst you will be rounded up and given a proper going over in the East End(RIP)walkway.

Reasons to be cheerful,

Steve Landsdown.His deep pockets come good again.

Steve Cotterill.Greatest football manager ever.Not just a fact,a FACT

Great new signings

Promising youngsters coming through

JET and Sam to stay (fingers crossed)

New kit may be awesome (or not!)

Promotion nailed on-apparently

Lindleys has promised their pies will contain 17% less cat poo this year

Now I am up in the Williams, I will a!ways know the time

Have to go now,my tea is ready

COYR

It's 5.15pm for me at time of writing and I'm sat on a hot balcony in Mexico. I'm thinking of placing a few quid on City for promotion from what you've written. Or, better still, I might just have to buzz off and bite a voluptuous lady I've just spotted.

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to be perfectly honest I've looked at other clubs in this league and not one of there signings made think "I wish we were in for him",

Now that may just be me but I don't see any reason to fear anyone this season I just hope we finally get fortress Ashton Gate Back

 

there are two key issues in my eye,

1,as you say,we need fortress ag again,a good start to the season will get this going and Cotterell,no2, if he keeps his enthusiasm and 'im a winner' attitude pushing it on us all,we can only feel better than ever like you also said since the johnson era

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It's 5.15pm for me at time of writing and I'm sat on a hot balcony in Mexico. I'm thinking of placing a few quid on City for promotion from what you've written. Or, better still, I might just have to buzz off and bite a voluptuous lady I've just spotted.

No, stop! That's Uruguay not Mexico :nono:

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