Drew Peacock Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Mine has a big fluffy reindeer nose which the man in the shop guaranteed my grandchildren would rush up and stroke. I wore it for the first time the other day and they didn't stroke it so I am going to take it back and get a refund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Mine has a big fluffy reindeer nose which the man in the shop guaranteed my grandchildren would rush up and stroke. I wore it for the first time the other day and they didn't stroke it so I am going to take it back and get a refund. And that, your honour, is the case for the defence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Especially that dreadful Kirsty McCall / Pogues song; that we are continually told is the BEST Christmas song of all time !!?? Without even thinking about it, Greg Lake & Chris Rea are better than that crap . Seriously? You're ******* weird. Anyway, back to Christmas jumpers, I've never owned one, but if anyone has any doubts as to their coolness, please have a look at the coolest band in the world ever, i.e. The Specials. I think this settles it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Seriously? You're ******* weird. Anyway, back to Christmas jumpers, I've never owned one, but if anyone has any doubts as to their coolness, please have a look at the coolest band in the world ever, i.e. The Specials. I think this settles it. Er, no it doesn't. Oh, and you're ******* weird too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Oh, and you're ******* weird too. Yes, fair point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Who the **** is Greg Lake? The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping, first time I hear that I know it's Christmas Just googled Greg Lake - never heard of him, but obviously know the song! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 and what the **** is all this chocolate eggs thing about on easter? its only chav's and people who fight that eat them, I hate them ****il after easter when the price drops about 75%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 hate xmas jumpers, hate xmas songs, hate xmas lunch, hate xmas TV. Merry Christmas everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Who the **** is Greg Lake? The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping, first time I hear that I know it's Christmas Just googled Greg Lake - never heard of him, but obviously know the song! Blige , mate ! you are not much younger than me ! You must have heard of Emerson Lake & Palmer; and in particular this classic ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgpnlLz7WR0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Who the **** is Greg Lake? The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping, first time I hear that I know it's Christmas Just googled Greg Lake - never heard of him, but obviously know the song! Another one to add to the list of Xmas songs which are better than Fairytale in New York. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 hate xmas jumpers, hate xmas songs, hate xmas lunch, hate xmas TV. Merry Christmas everyone. Back on topic, yes agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Blige , mate ! you are not much younger than me ! You must have heard of Emerson Lake & Palmer; and in particular this classic ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgpnlLz7WR0 I've heard of them mate, but I couldn't tell you one of their songs off the top of my head - although I'm sure I'll know a couple. Can't look at links from work, I'll check it out later Weird, I've heard his Christmas all my life I suspect, would never have known who sang it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eskay Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 "They are the uniform of backward chav scum that only venture out with the intention of violence and destruction." Football shirts??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcusX Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 They are not funny. They are not quirky. They are not cool.They are the December uniform of backward chav scum that only venture out with the intention of violence and destruction. I know this. I have seen about twenty Christmases in the pub trade. So please be aware of this when your office 'Christmas Party Organiser' brings forth this hilarious and original suggestion. This is all. Thank you for your time. Lovely sweeping generalisation - what a tool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Lovely sweeping generalisation - what a tool! I find it a very effective tool too - as in "all Gasheads are inbred scum". See what I did there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Blige , mate ! you are not much younger than me ! You must have heard of Emerson Lake & Palmer; and in particular this classic ? Welcome back ... ELP ....the show that never ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted January 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Lovely sweeping generalisation - what a tool! Why am I a tool?... it was NOT a 'sweeping generalisation... I merely said that it is the 'uniform' of chav scum... ...if you were to wear a policemans 'uniform', it would not necessarily make you a policeman. You bellend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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