Major Isewater Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 For me all the top players are cool under pressure and our JET is glacier like .Witness his penalties and his decision making even when surrounded by opposition players he finds a pass or a goal. The guy never snatches at a shot and always knows where he wants to put the ball even before he receives it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldlandReddies Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Strength, quick feet, natural ability and footballing instinct that cannot be coached along with utter belief in his own ability. Like the top snooker players always thinking two (shots) passes ahead, ice cool temperment and brilliant finisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roe Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Pretty much everything bar allegedly being lazy in training and this mythical "consistency" barrier. Strength, vision, passing, shooting, creativity, bursts of pace, power, height.. you name it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Unan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheresaGreen Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Herbalife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Pretty much everything bar allegedly being lazy in training and this mythical "consistency" barrier. Strength, vision, passing, shooting, creativity, bursts of pace, power, height.. you name it. Careful now my old son....There are three hundred threads saying the complete opposite! Surely they cant all be wrong!?? Unan... Some might say! Herbalife! Not tried that since the 80s.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 None of the above...........wicked initials...and a bit of unan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 A name that means we can call him "JET" and some terrific ability. Thankfully his name isn't "Nick O'Brian." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIDER NOT CIDRE Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 He's rubbish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6hobbsy66 Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 He has pace,power and bundles of skill and should always play when he's prepared to apply himself and put the effort in like he is currently, when he just stands around, can't be bothered and doesn't work like he so often did at the end of last season and beginning of this when coming on he should no longer be in the team but long may his current form and effort continue because currently he is very difficult to defend against and has been awesome, well done JET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIDER NOT CIDRE Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 In all seriousness though when on form, he really could be out of the premier league. Strength, Pace, Skill, Ability to pick a pass, Height etc.. If you stated all his traits to someone who has no clue who he is; their initial thought would be 'all round striker' because he literally has everything you would want in a striker! That is when he hasn't given up on moving.. When lazy though he gets right on my t*ts, and can be a liability but on his day what a player and an absolute joy to watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Number 10 On his back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Not that i usually look at large men from behind but his physique is amazing, he looks like a fully armoured american footballer....and this guy aint wearing the pads......aka brick shithouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevP Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 swagger........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 ..contrary to previously widely held beliefs it is now apparent that Jet can and does produce his undoubted talents for more than just one manager... Cotts can get the best out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandare 1966 Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 First Joyce striker at the club now while fit and deserves it I say . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted January 18, 2015 Admin Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Oh joy a JET thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talk Of The Town Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 It's easier to destroy than create Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted January 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Oh joy a JET thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 First Joyce striker at the club now while fit and deserves it I say . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 he doesnt mind mixing it with supporters,as did the rest of our squad at portishead, i hope they repeat this fixture this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 The amazing ability to make people always want to start a new thread about him as soon as the last one drifts away. and a double barrelled surname Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Natural ability, which is why some here detest him and want him to fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 What's JET got? Seriously cool initials that just cry out for a personalised number plate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 An erection in the showers? That would set him apart from the other players I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Blessed with a little sprinkling of stardust. Who knows where it comes from, but joyful we have one of the few so blessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 He's got the funk, man, whether you love or hate him. He should be afforded special dispensation to wear the purple and lime home or away. Cooler than Disco Stu. Also to have a weather bloody system named after you is better than being knighted, imo. What a sickly bandwagon this is, btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyC Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 What does Jet have that sets him apart ? He's been gelded! http://www.attheraces.com/form.aspx?id=2856111&ref=cardmain&dte=2015-01-18&refsite=atr&npl=yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron-Bcfc Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 The one thing that sets him apart is that he's WED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS15_RED Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 He reminds me of Matt Le Tissier, relies on the fact that he's technically so good, he doesn't run much! Also not a great deal of pace but just walks past people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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