Major Isewater Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Yes folks to stop your bum from squeaking just send all you can afford to AT B Promotions ,no fixed abode ,France and i will send you finest quality Bum oil to render your end of season quieter . Remember "if it squeaks ,oil them cheeks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizleCiderArmy Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Wot does it say on the tin ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 "if it squeaks,oil them cheeks" New flag idea to replace the word Ultras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 what's the address i have money waiting..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Where does bum oil come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Where does bum oil come from? Brighton ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Where does bum oil come from? Primarily the Netherlands with a small production in Harristown ,Australia . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 is it available in a spray or will i need a bum oil applicator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 one gallon please, been here before many times, why i love the city. :chant6ez: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Is this really the latest BS #enterprise ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Is this really the latest BS #enterprise ? Do you not realise how petty and pathetic your anti club agenda sounds, day after day after day..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Do you not realise how petty and pathetic your anti club agenda sounds, day after day after day..?It was intended as a partly self deprecating joke Back to subject, as ATB is clearly a fan, I will be signing up for six gallons (again, joke). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelton’s Love Gravy Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Will it sort out my roids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 A mate of mine in his late 60's and is a has heard of this oil and wonders if he could order a tanker full for delivery to the Mem, apparently it is much more needed in the lower divisions (pun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am the mole Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Will it sort out my roids?depends on wether your injecting or take them in tablet form! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Is this oil duel purpose i.e. will it help me with my wife's box as well? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/31/ebay_box_sale/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Is this oil duel purpose i.e. will it help me with my wife's box as well? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/31/ebay_box_sale/ I wouldnt advise it, however put it round her mouth and the squeaking stops there. Sheer Bliss for many hours guaranteed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Will Arsenal fans be using it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 It was intended as a partly self deprecating joke Back to subject, as ATB is clearly a fan, I will be signing up for six gallons (again, joke). Watch it comrade, or you'll be sent to the Supporter Re-Education Camp; Eastern Bloc. "All right my luvs'! Twirl, twirl, twirl that scarf. Good game, good game. Didn't he do well." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Will Arsenal fans be using it? no, but these will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Any good for wrists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Any good for wrists? ask a gashead :laughcont: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Due to overwhelming demand and the fluctuating price of crude ATB PROMOTIONS. will be issuing bum oil vouchers some time in the future . In the mean time the management suggest ,for live matches ,the placement between the nether cheeks of ordinary greaseproof paper . This will not stop the squeaks but will disguise them. If you go in a group you could try cutting the paper to reproduce seperate notes thus giving a phonic harmony to your support . The management thank you for your understanding . If it squeaks ,oil them cheeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Due to overwhelming demand and the fluctuating price of crude ATB PROMOTIONS. will be issuing bum oil vouchers some time in the future . In the mean time the management suggest ,for live matches ,the placement between the nether cheeks of ordinary greaseproof paper . This will not stop the squeaks but will disguise them. If you go in a group you could try cutting the paper to reproduce seperate notes thus giving a phonic harmony to your support . The management thank you for your understanding . If it squeaks ,oil them cheeks. At last.....some sense on this forum :clapping: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Will it sort out my roids? Doubtful. Sweat and Fecal Residue, which together make Bum Oil, are likely not to assist with this affliction. Interestingly such information, found here - http://definithing.com/bum-oil/, - has three other entries; carbon warehousing, crapdiff city and bum sniffle on the same page as 'read also' recommendations... interestingly bizarre is all i can say to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Due to overwhelming demand and the fluctuating price of crude ATB PROMOTIONS. will be issuing bum oil vouchers some time in the future . In the mean time the management suggest ,for live matches ,the placement between the nether cheeks of ordinary greaseproof paper . This will not stop the squeaks but will disguise them. If you go in a group you could try cutting the paper to reproduce seperate notes thus giving a phonic harmony to your support . The management thank you for your understanding . If it squeaks ,oil them cheeks. Very apt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Very apt. Some barstard nicked my comma . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 ATB oil ,not to be confused with products made of shiweat . Quality guaranteed ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 ATB oil ,not to be confused with products made of shiweat . Quality guaranteed ! What's wrong with a drop of Duckhams 20/50, that's what I'd like to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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