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ATB oil ,not to be confused with products made of shiweat .

Quality guaranteed !

My name is Reg and I have used this Bum Oil for over 50 years as a BCFC Supporter. I can guarantee that it works and you will enjoy its properties.Many managers in the past have found out its properties go well past the 90 minutes it is designed for. Sean *********** from Wolverhampton swore about its properties and when asked how he applied it, replied, 'dont ask stupid questions !' Buy with complete confidence, if in any doubt, take a look in the Directors Box tonight, everyone to a man (and woman) tops up at half time ( thats why they all disappear) Anyway, just having my tea, applying BO then up the A38 to the Gate. COYR :city:

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I have some further questions before I buy:

 

I've heard that bum oil can make your bum bigger. Is this true?

 

Will bum oil lead to unwanted sexual advances?

 

Is this a scam i.e. is this rebadged WD40?

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I have some further questions before I buy:

 

I've heard that bum oil can make your bum bigger. Is this true?

 

Will bum oil lead to unwanted sexual advances?

 

Is this a scam i.e. is this rebadged WD40?

Hate the stuff, the missus bought some added a wick and used me as a nine-hour night light! She got the idea from that nice Mrs Singe at the corner shop.

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Hate the stuff, the missus bought some added a wick and used me as a nine-hour night light! She got the idea from that nice Mrs Singe at the corner shop.

 

So your wife is a Jonny Cash fan?

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