Port Said Red Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 That line is a classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Pure genius. I was already cheerful following a successful Ticketmaster experience, and am now even more so, thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Calculus Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 My brother was talking to a depressive mate of his the other day. Both were obviously trying to outdo each other in the miserable stakes. His friend won easily with this gem: "Thing is, Dave, if I could just be sure there's no afterlife I would kill myself". He was joking (I hope) but the more I think about that the more profound it gets.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 My brother was talking to a depressive mate of his the other day. Both were obviously trying to outdo each other in the miserable stakes. His friend won easily with this gem: "Thing is, Dave, if I could just be sure there's no afterlife I would kill myself". He was joking (I hope) but the more I think about that the more profound it gets.... I have run out of likes, but *like* It sort of reminded me of this piece from Annie Hall, Woody Allens character is Alvy Singer is doing a voiceover. "There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Saturday Boy Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 And there was always someone at school who had a very powerful magnet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Terminated a moaning session in the pub the other day with "at least you get a better class of moaner in Bristol". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveybadger Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Joy oh joy, a thread about the biscuits! Simply the world's greatest band. Some of my favs: It fills me with joy to see moshers out jogging. Keeper you just made a decent save, So why d'ya feel the need to rant and rave? Screaming at defenders, makes you look dead stupid, Especially when they haven't done much wrong. Please cease the trait! Deep blue, in 97 i voted for you, As sports personality of the year, Thought at least you'd get the overseas, Coz when all's said and done, your not like some of these.....bad losers, at Yahoo chess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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steveybadger Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 I'd spend all day quoting HMHB, but suppose i'd better do some work too..... If i had agrophobia And if i had claustrophobia...... Trapped. Inside my porch. Things can get bleak. Especially midweek. You call Glastonbury 'Glasto' You'd like to go there one day. When they put up the gun towers To keep the hippies away. Good mention of Gerry Gow on the latest album too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original OTIB Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Ooh ooh checking out the Quantocks In me Joy Division oven gloves Poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original OTIB Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 not forgetting: Nero Fiddles while Gordon Burns In his Joy Division oven gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 not forgetting: Nero Fiddles while Gordon Burns In his Joy Division oven gloves You can buy them you know....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie andrews Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Sleaford mods wud piss all over half man any day of the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Original OTIB Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 just when we were all enjoying ourselves away from the usual sniping... different era, different context... darker, more sinister. Much hectoring too... but utterly relevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 just when we were all enjoying ourselves away from the usual sniping... different era, different context... darker, more sinister. Much hectoring too... but utterly relevant. I started this and another thread because I needed a break from all that. You can only bang your head so long on a brick wall until it hurts you more than the wall. I have been in a good mood all day thanks to this and playing HMHB in the background as I work in between. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original OTIB Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Agreed... hence I am currently blasting SOPFC... "Where's Me Jumper?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTRFTG Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 " Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 " Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch....." Thanks for the reminder, I have added that to my signature now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Overhead a rainbow appears, in black and white Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveybadger Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 If you're going to quote from the book of Revelation, Don't keep calling it the book of Revelations. There's no 's', it's the book of Revelation, As revealed to St John the Divine. See also Mary Hopkin, SHE MUST DESPAIR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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One Team In Keynsham Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 Love HMHB. Brilliant band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 This is my go-to suicide band "I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour But heaven knows, I'm miserable now" "In my life Why do I give valuable time? To people who don't care if I live or I die" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 Happy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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