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Not Going Saturday - What Will You Do?


RegC

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I will push the front seat of my car as far back as it will go, then I will cover the back seat and the back of the front seat with rigid plastic with lots of sharp edges. And then sit in the back.

If at any point the level of discomfort drops to "bearable" I will pretend that somebody wants to get past and squeeze myself in even tighter.

That way I will feel that I am attending in spirit.

Perhaps you could persuade someone to throttle you whenever your bum leaves the seat?

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Sit at my desk and stroke my hedgehog.

 

 

...were you talking to somebody on one of 'them other kind of sites' while logged into OTIB when you wrote that message Aiz, looks like you got yer forums mixed  up kinky git!.

 

(ps, sounds dodgy too, a little pri ck could easily come off in yer hand) :)

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...were you talking to somebody on one of 'them other kind of sites' while logged into OTIB when you wrote that message Aiz, looks like you got yer forums mixed up kinky git!.

(ps, sounds dodgy too, a little pri ck could easily come off in yer hand) :)

To the pure, all things are pure.

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