ChrisAllen80 Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 My 18 month old just ate 2 weetabix and my 2 croissants for breakfast then laid the largest turd I've ever seen. 4-1 city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickolas Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 So a sh1t performance and 4-1?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAllen80 Posted April 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I was going for 4 in and one out, butt you've now got me worried I've read it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Croissants for breakfast.....Have a word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinheadface Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 My mrs has told me not to come home pissed 3 times so far today,so that means we will win 3.0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 My mrs has told me not to come home pissed 3 times so far today,so that means we will win 3.0. Tell her that you have 60 years of celebrating to do so she had better get ready for your 'condition' later...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Just looked at the clock and it says 4:48pm... So we are going to lose 48-4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 My mrs has told me not to come home pissed 3 times so far today,so that means we will win 3.0. I'd take that as a positive, maybe your on a promise and she doesn't want you getting brewers droop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 My 18 month old just ate 2 weetabix and my 2 croissants for breakfast then laid the largest turd I've ever seen. 4-1 city. How many Kuricks was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAllen80 Posted April 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Just over 2, but he's only little! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidered abroad Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 My 18 month old just ate 2 weetabix and my 2 croissants for breakfast then laid the largest turd I've ever seen. 4-1 city. How do you work that out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 The other day my MRs said, her sister had invited us over for diner tonight. Usually a good evening with a few beers. I explained what was happening today and she texted her Sis back and said 'it's no good he'll probably be w4nkered' Nice she understands what it means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KernowRed Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 How do you work that out? Just worked it out with a pencil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinheadface Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I'd take that as a positive, maybe your on a promise and she doesn't want you getting brewers droop A promise,thats something else that happens once every 60 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 It's my birthday today ,after 50 odd years of supporting City ,the highs and many lows ,it would be a nice present for me . See what you can do lads. Wrap it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 The other day my MRs said, her sister had invited us over for diner tonight. Usually a good evening with a few beers. I explained what was happening today and she texted her Sis back and said 'it's no good he'll probably be w4nkered' Nice she understands what it means [emoji14] Reading this post I conjured an often seen image of my wife sighing, slowly shaking her head, with a "Christ, you sad bastard" look in her eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciderhead433 Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I was just thinking off breki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talk Of The Town Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I've got my end away 4 times this week. I've hit the back of the net 4 times, my mrs o. 4-0 city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betelgeuse Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 My 3 legged cat fell off a garden chair and its my old mans birthday today. According to my calculations thats a 2-1 home win, yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke_bristol Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Couldn't get a ticket for today so I've gone fishing I am hand feeding bread to a robin that keeps landing on my knees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roe Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Saw Keiran Agard in Asda Bedminster yesterday. Not sure if that's an omen but fancy him to bag a couple today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveybadger Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 It's my birthday today ,after 50 odd years of supporting City ,the highs and many lows ,it would be a nice present for me . See what you can do lads. Wrap it ! Surely you should now be called simply 'Bridesmaid'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Surely you should now be called simply 'Bridesmaid'? iam sure the bastards are going up as champions just so as i have to change my user name . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.