Red-Robbo Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 the wife and I are doing some of that this evening when I finish work. In my "naughty days" many moons back I bonded with someone else's wife in the Premier Inn outside Bromsgrove. Unfortunately her husband found out.Even more unfortunately, he was built like a brick shithouse and had been inside for ABH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 In my "naughty days" many moons back I bonded with someone else's wife in the Premier Inn outside Bromsgrove. Unfortunately her husband found out.Even more unfortunately, he was built like a brick shithouse and had been inside for ABH.Dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 Dad? If you're after 20 years of pocket money, ask "other dad". Assuming he isnt inside again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 Right. Well that starts a debate. One that OTIB can be proud of.The perfect 8 piece breakfast. Assume that tea/coffee/juice is automatically included, likewise toast or fried bread, and you have 8 items to select. Also assume the menu includes eggs the way you like them and all usual brekkie items.2 bacon? Thats two items.Mushrooms? That's one.Knock yourself out kids, how would you order? Me?2 Sausage1 Bacon2 scrambled eggs1 hash brown1 mushroomBeans. To be clear, coffee and fried bread as well.Item count:1: bacon2: bacon3: poached egg4: poached egg5: mushroom6: sausage: only if cooked on all sides, don't present a crispy top side and hide the raw underbelly 7: grilled tomato8: beanscoffee and toast. Items that can GTFO: fried bread, hash browns, black pudding, white pudding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 Item count:1: bacon2: bacon3: poached egg4: poached egg5: mushroom6: sausage: only if cooked on all sides, don't present a crispy top side and hide the raw underbelly 7: grilled tomato8: beanscoffee and toast. Items that can GTFO: fried bread, hash browns, black pudding, white puddingNo way. Re-add black pudding and drop beans.Baked beans at breakfast time is just so wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 I have two theories in life and one of them touches on this subject RR...1. There is no meal in existence that can't be improved by the addition of baked beans.2. There has never been an email that cannot be improved by the addition of the word mother******. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negan Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 7 beans & 1 Fried Tomato. No toast and just hot water with milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Is the bacon smoked or unsmoked? Grilled or fried? Streaky or Back? Are the sausages tat like Richmond or a more artisan banger like what you get in Bob Wherlocks/Rare, DR Butts etc? This thread has ended up posing more questions than it answers, and I'm ITK FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Bacon x 2, Fried Eggs x 2, Mushrooms, Grilled Tomato, 1x Sausage if I really have to, but it must be a Premium sausage. Fried bread.No beans, no hash browns (Yuck) poaching an egg is the worst kind of egg.(double yuck) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Is the bacon smoked or unsmoked? Grilled or fried? Streaky or Back? Are the sausages tat like Richmond or a more artisan banger like what you get in Bob Wherlocks/Rare, DR Butts etc? This thread has ended up posing more questions than it answers, and I'm ITK FFS whatever you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 In this modern times of talk of high quality balance diets for football players. Just stopped at Hopwood services and Burger King was full of the city squad ordering and eating burgers. Love it just shows they need there carbs. Off for a few pints at the hotel to wash them down!!!thanks for the photographic evidence there . There can be absolutely No doubt now that you are not talking absolute and total bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 In this modern times of talk of high quality balance diets for football players. Just stopped at Hopwood services and Burger King was full of the city squad ordering and eating burgers. Love it just shows they need there carbs. Off for a few pints at the hotel to wash them down!!!thanks for the photographic evidence there . There can be absolutely No doubt now that you are not talking absolute and total bollocks. that spooky parallel universe thingy again !DANGERdo not read this post . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderCraig Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Lucky gits also get actively encouraged to eat nandos. Nowt better than a nandos. Cheeky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 I did a Robbie Fowler once and as the ball came over my shoulder under the floodlights I pinged one first time on the volley (I was out on the wing) and it rifled into the right hand corner of the 5-a-side net. At least that is what I thought happened? Then I flew home in like 3 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 whatever you want.Have it YOUR way. Maybe they could do with a BK DMS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 A treat to a burger king isn't an issue, just regular visits isn't good.They'd burn off a BK no problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 A treat to a burger king isn't an issue, just regular visits isn't good.They'd burn off a BK no problem.It's not the fat content that's the problem mate...it's all the other crap in them...especially Sodium, which can have an effect even just after one meal.Excessive sodium disrupts your body's water balance and raises your blood pressure, putting you at risk for serious cardiovascular problems. The Institute of Medicine recommends you keep your sodium intake below 2.3 grams a day to protect your heart, but a Burger King Whopper contains more than 60 percent of this, with 1.4 grams. If you eat a large order of french fries with it, your sodium intake increases to more than 2.1 milligrams of sodium in one meal.I feel really crap the next day after eating them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Is the bacon smoked or unsmoked? Grilled or fried? Streaky or Back? Are the sausages tat like Richmond or a more artisan banger like what you get in Bob Wherlocks/Rare, DR Butts etc? This thread has ended up posing more questions than it answers, and I'm ITK FFS can only be premium back unsmoked done under a grill.similarly, you can stick your non-artisan tat sausages where the sun don't shine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Apologies if this messes with your mojo, but the perfect fried breakfast has to include fried halloumi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 It's not the fat content that's the problem mate...it's all the other crap in them...especially Sodium, which can have an effect even just after one meal.Excessive sodium disrupts your body's water balance and raises your blood pressure, putting you at risk for serious cardiovascular problems. The Institute of Medicine recommends you keep your sodium intake below 2.3 grams a day to protect your heart, but a Burger King Whopper contains more than 60 percent of this, with 1.4 grams. If you eat a large order of french fries with it, your sodium intake increases to more than 2.1 milligrams of sodium in one meal.I feel really crap the next day after eating them.I'm sure they'll survive one burger. I'm of the opinion that the science of nutrition is at about the same level of understanding as chemistry was at during the Middle Ages. Take the complete reversal recently of 30 years of advice to avoid saturated fat. It now emerges - from a study of half a million people's diet and health - that fatty meat, dairy (etc) is good for you whereas polyunsaturated fats - originally marketed as "good for the heart" - are bad.Salt is a current bugbear. The campaign against it is jollied along by a quango of full-time anti-salt campaigners funded by the NHS. Now I'm not going to say tbey are right or wrong, but all I know is my grandparents, who all lived into their late 80s, used to smother their meals with salt. My first wife's granddad used to.literally pour salt onto everything, claiming he couldn't taste it otherwise. He died at 98 - and not of anything to do with a heart problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Apologies if this messes with your mojo, but the perfect fried breakfast has to include fried halloumi. You, Sir, need to behave yourself. Halloumi, indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 You, Sir, need to behave yourself. Halloumi, indeed. I'm embracing my feminine side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 I'm sure they'll survive one burger. I'm of the opinion that the science of nutrition is at about the same level of understanding as chemistry was at during the Middle Ages. Take the complete reversal recently of 30 years of advice to avoid saturated fat. It now emerges - from a study of half a million people's diet and health - that fatty meat, dairy (etc) is good for you whereas polyunsaturated fats - originally marketed as "good for the heart" - are bad.Salt is a current bugbear. The campaign against it is jollied along by a quango of full-time anti-salt campaigners funded by the NHS. Now I'm not going to say tbey are right or wrong, but all I know is my grandparents, who all lived into their late 80s, used to smother their meals with salt. My first wife's granddad used to.literally pour salt onto everything, claiming he couldn't taste it otherwise. He died at 98 - and not of anything to do with a heart problem. Totally agree mate...All natural organic products that our grandparent ate were good for us. If you could pick it, pull it, kill it, fish it....then eat it.Unfortunately most products are now pumped full of chemicals and crap....even what we think is natural. Even salt...unless it's natural rock salt.I know if I eat natural organic products I feel energised and work better. It's all the crap in products that muck around with our health and immune systems. They suggest we will live longer....but all with illnesses....just great....just suffer longer.I've had dealing with sports nutritionalists in both Professional Skiing and football....none would advice eating products from fast food premises.Hopefully it is a one off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 It's not the fat content that's the problem mate...it's all the other crap in them...especially Sodium, which can have an effect even just after one meal.Excessive sodium disrupts your body's water balance and raises your blood pressure, putting you at risk for serious cardiovascular problems. The Institute of Medicine recommends you keep your sodium intake below 2.3 grams a day to protect your heart, but a Burger King Whopper contains more than 60 percent of this, with 1.4 grams. If you eat a large order of french fries with it, your sodium intake increases to more than 2.1 milligrams of sodium in one meal.I feel really crap the next day after eating them.I think the dietary advice for athletes is to eat healthily but AFTER the match, run or whatever it is, when you won't be training the following day, you can eat what the hell you like. High fat and carbs is not a problem at that point as you need to get some kind of energy back into your body. By the time Monday comes round after a Saturday game and assuming you don't eat the same crap on the Sunday you will be fine again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 I'm sure they'll survive one burger. I'm of the opinion that the science of nutrition is at about the same level of understanding as chemistry was at during the Middle Ages. Take the complete reversal recently of 30 years of advice to avoid saturated fat. It now emerges - from a study of half a million people's diet and health - that fatty meat, dairy (etc) is good for you whereas polyunsaturated fats - originally marketed as "good for the heart" - are bad.Salt is a current bugbear. The campaign against it is jollied along by a quango of full-time anti-salt campaigners funded by the NHS. Now I'm not going to say tbey are right or wrong, but all I know is my grandparents, who all lived into their late 80s, used to smother their meals with salt. My first wife's granddad used to.literally pour salt onto everything, claiming he couldn't taste it otherwise. He died at 98 - and not of anything to do with a heart problem. Indeed, bodies like 'The Institute of Medicine' come out with different erroneous scare stories all the time and have often been proved completely wrong, even to the extent of their previous advice causing damage. Their funding should be stopped and all these useless self important quangos scrapped.My Mum used to say, 'Everything in moderation', and 'A little bit of what you fancy does you good'.That, including the occasional burger, will do for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 If they've just played then there's really no problem, you often hear stories of away teams having pizzas delivered for the players to eat on the coach back etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 I think the dietary advice for athletes is to eat healthily but AFTER the match, run or whatever it is, when you won't be training the following day, you can eat what the hell you like. High fat and carbs is not a problem at that point as you need to get some kind of energy back into your body. By the time Monday comes round after a Saturday game and assuming you don't eat the same crap on the Sunday you will be fine again.Far from it fella....after exercise, you have to replenish all the nutrients you have lost....especially with good protein and rehydration.Your body is like a sponge after a hard workout...it absorbs everything. You put shit into it, then it won't repair itself properly and it will have a knock on effect to your next performance.Perhaps that's why so many Foreign coach's are shocked at what British players consume. I know there has been massive changes with diets at clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View from the Dolman Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Moyes must be a genius then. He banned chips. That went well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipdawg Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 You're all nuts. Its clearly:3 x smoked back bacon2 x grilled pork sausages2 x fried egg2 x hash browns2 x piece of black pudding2 x slices of white toast w/butterbig dollop of beans. Mug of tea, though I'll allow coffee. And if anyone suggests a Source other than brown to accompany it, you're dead to me. Ketchup is for fish and chips and little girlsBloody hell I'm hungry now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 What the hell is 'White Pudding'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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