downendcity Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 1 hour ago, redsquirrel said: happens frequently What does? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 When one lets out a furtive, leisurely ripper, and then promptly shits one's pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 9 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: When one lets out a furtive, leisurely ripper, and then promptly shits one's pants. Hubby and his wife are in church. During the service the wife runs to hubby and whispers " Ive just let out a silent fart - what should I do?" " Get your hearing tested" replies the hubby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 10 hours ago, Linkedarm wall said: ........you save your trainers (you'd usually throw away) for doing the garden. ...or you have a special stick for stirring paint. Having said that you'll never be as good as your dad at sanding skirting boards or window sills....genetic FACT (sorry) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 50 minutes ago, downendcity said: What does? i think it was . 'fill yer own pants' ?? maybe a young 'un can enlighten me. btw,who is the youngest member on here?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bend it like brian Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 On 1/25/2016 at 22:59, Robbored said: What convinces me that I'm getting old is when I say things like "today's music all sounds the bloody same" - just like my Dad used to......... or when you constantley type zzzzzzzs and people think your being obnoxious but relay its your essential tremor............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 18 hours ago, aa_bcfc said: Saw slade as a support act! Queen were support to Mott The Hoople at the Colston Hall , looked like a bunch of unknown students when they came on.... -decided to give them a miss and headed to the bar with my mate while we waited for Mott ... Doh!!! 1973/4ish ( -we were Young Dudes then ) comne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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