And Its Smith Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Can we have your Bristol City related poems please? Bristol City, you're my team, I love you near and far But 3-0 up on 89 minutes, I'll still leg it to my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Roses are Red . End of . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Ode to @Thatch35 The Robins I'll always be true, And I'll boo! Support managers old and new, And I'll boo! Bristol City I love you, And I'll boo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 I'll always sing loud, c'mon the robins. even though for most of my life, you've been utter bobbins. E. J. Thribb (17 1/2) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 We identified a weakness up front And we decided we needed to punt On young Zacky Clough But we didn't pay enough And it turns out he's a graceless young - can someone finish this off, I can't find a word which rhymes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Keep it simple with a Haiku: We're Bristol City. We're hoping for mid-table Mediocrity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 As I awoke this morning When all sweet things are born A Robin perched upon my cill to signal the coming morn He was so fragile, sweet, fresh an young How sweetly did he sing And thoughts of happiness and joy Into my heart did spring I smiled so sweetly at his song And paused beside my bed I gently closed the window And squashed his little head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 always been a red never a blue when I think of them I feel like a poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sometimes we're good . Sometimes we're poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 When we're about to make love the moment that I dread is as we are about to kiss the bag falls off your head. Nothing to do with City but it does rhyme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRaw Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Darrell had a little dog he walked it on the grass and every time the coast was clear he poked it up the ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shtanley Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 City are red Gas scum are blue When we score most will cheer @Thatch35, he will boooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roe Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 More of a song than a poem: Woah, Odemwingie Woah, Odemwingie Woah, Odemwingie Kodjia, Tomlin, Wil-bra-ham! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 1-0 and you're on the bench 2-0 and you're on the bench 3-0 and you're on the bench 4-0 and you're on the bench 5-0 and you're on the bench 6-0 and you're on the bench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 City are red Rovers are blue They breed with their cousins And punch horses, too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Hear the howls of mirth erupt From Bristol down to Amesbury As the equine-bashing boys in blue Got shafted, by J. Sainsbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairman Mao Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Ode to Cotts 'Kick it in the goal they cry Instead flint hoofs it into the sky The subs sit shivering on the bench What happened to Callum Robinson? Ode to Fredericks 'Out sweeps a jet black motorcade It's Frederick's leaving in a rage Only lasted for a match He didn't like the taste of natch'' Ode to the Summer 'The sun is out, the weather warm Lambs gambolling about their coats all Shawn It is such a lovely day Oh **** we've been turned down by Andre Grey' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Oh how we laughed at Dopey D He sure knows how to pick 'em The tears of joy in BS3 Surpassed, only in Wycombe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Once there was a team called city, who occasionally were a bit shitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairman Mao Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Ode to Wenger's coat 'The time has come, winter is here The Arsenal fans cower in fear The coat is on, no going back Will this slump lead to the sack? Ode to LVG Looks like an alien, talks like a drunk Has left Man Utd's title dreams sunk He does like a glass of fine Rose But soon will be replace by a bloke named Jose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Another one that is more of a song, but never fails to bring a tear to my eye and a lump to my throat:- Holloway, Holloway, Hollow,Holloway! Gonna get your fun, Licking Penrice's bum, Hollow, Holloway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Cardiff are red No wait, now they're blue? Malaysia FC... We're coming for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjak Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Pointy Bird………….Pointy Pointy Upon my head……..Anointy Nointy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 There was a team from Horfield Who had a visit from Mansfield They dented their confidence Put them in the conference Oh what a team from Mansfield And to add If you support a team from Horfield Who think their place is a Horsefield They tried some horse bashing Because of a trashing That poor little team from Horfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 7 hours ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Another one that is more of a song, but never fails to bring a tear to my eye and a lump to my throat:- Holloway, Holloway, Hollow,Holloway! Gonna get your fun, Licking Penrice's bum, Hollow, Holloway! 8 hours ago, BRISTOL86 said: City are red Rovers are blue They breed with their cousins And punch horses, too Shakespeare would turn in his grave if he knew his rhymes had been plagiarised like this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 There once was a man called Steve, who lived with his heart on his sleeve. His little mate, Lee, from Barnsley did flee. So Robbored could constantly say zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 I think I'm getting the hang of this now There was a poster called Weezord Who visited too often our board He's so full of shit You just what to hit That poor GashEd called Weezord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 There is a shop called Sainsbury's Which had a spat because of discrepancies The gas cried foul And didn't half howl We can now shop safely in Sainsbury's There is a team soon to be from South Gloucester That tried to win a court case but loster They took out a loan Were given the bone That poor poor team soon to be from South Gloucester I'm doing requests now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Thatch35 said: Thanks for thinking of me once again. Am I always on your mind? Maybe Lee didn't phone you All those lonely, lonely times And I guess Lee never told you “I’m so happy that you're mine” If he makes you feel he’s second best Thatch, he’s sorry he was blind You were always on his mind You were always on his mind Tell Lee, tell Lee that your City love hasn't died Give Lee, give Lee one more chance To keep you satisfied, satisfied Little things you should have said and done you just never took the time You just boooooooooooooooooed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 R*vers score 4 City score 6 Get back in our shadow You horse punching twits I really think that could catch on, if only whoever invented English had used 'bunts' instead of 'six'...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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