BehindTheGoal Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Would like to know who it is in the Atyeo at the back of the second block that insists on eating 4 bowls of cabbage and 16 boiled eggs the night before the game?.. Not having a go cause sometimes smelly guffs can be quite impressive but yesterday I almost wretched it was that bad. Thoughts?.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, BehindTheGoal said: Thoughts?.. Lifetime ban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 9 minutes ago, BehindTheGoal said: Thoughts?.. Crowd fund them a season ticket for the Methanium. Let the gas smell the gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Sorry dude - whoever smelt it dealt it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 light a match and hopefully it will follow the vapour trail right back to his stinky sweaty arse. How I will laugh if I see a fat bloke with his butt on fire running round the Atyeo against Blackburn - great times !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheGoal Posted October 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Neo said: light a match and hopefully it will follow the vapour trail right back to his stinky sweaty arse. How I will laugh if I see a fat bloke with his butt on fire running round the Atyeo against Blackburn - great times !! Problem solved .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ring Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 7 minutes ago, Fiale said: Sorry dude - whoever smelt it dealt it.... You said the rhyme, you comitted the crime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 23 minutes ago, BehindTheGoal said: Would like to know who it is in the Atyeo at the back of the second block that insists on eating 4 bowls of cabbage and 16 boiled eggs the night before the game?.. Not having a go cause sometimes smelly guffs can be quite impressive but yesterday I almost wretched it was that bad. Thoughts?.. Thatchers does that to me but it does take about 6 pints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ringopiece said: You said the rhyme, you comitted the crime... He who deduced it produced it ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheGoal Posted October 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 He who quotes it, floats it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agard Days Night Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Whoever it was took a stroll around to the South Stand around about half time yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 I suspect that might be the infamous Mr Ashton. Stewards have been chasing him for 12 months. His arse is a weapon of mass destruction. At least three traps were roped off in the Dolman on Saturday. Utter devastation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheGoal Posted October 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, Mad Cyril said: I suspect that might be the infamous Mr Ashton. Stewards have been chasing him for 12 months. His arse is a weapon of mass destruction. At least three traps were roped off in the Dolman on Saturday. Utter devastation. Think Ashton sits in The Lansdown stand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Bottom burps are no laughing matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 16 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Bottom burps are no laughing matter. I'm gonna disagree. It's the only universal comedy. Race, creed, colour, class, age. None of it matters. Farts are funny. That and Fawlty Towers anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 The Gas, The Gas, We gotta get rid of the Gas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Trouser trumpet my arse,it's more like a full blown brass band most games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, CotswoldRed said: I'm gonna disagree. It's the only universal comedy. Race, creed, colour, class, age. None of it matters. Farts are funny. That and Fawlty Towers anyway. Not funny when you can't escape . The only solution is a concentrated counter attack. A few stealth farts in the opponent's general direction and game on . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 41 minutes ago, BehindTheGoal said: He who quotes it, floats it He who unearthed it, birthed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betty Swallocks Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Throughout the ages man has found flatulence hilarious. I've not read the bible but I can only imagine there is a few sentences that confirm that during the last dinner, all those that attended laughed uncontrollably when Jesus let rip an almighty air biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 11 minutes ago, Betty Swallocks said: Throughout the ages man has found flatulence hilarious. I've not read the bible but I can only imagine there is a few sentences that confirm that during the last dinner, all those that attended laughed uncontrollably when Jesus let rip an almighty air biscuit. It's why they left the door to his tomb open as well..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Major Isewater said: Bottom burps are no laughing matter. Thought.......* 'the embarrassed carpet salesman through a foul smelling smog, near the rarely used door at the back of the store.... as a lady customer unexpectedly appeared and pretended to gag on his rubber backed flooring' .. (* see most embarrassing moment thread in non football forum ....eh Major? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbo Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Agard Days Night said: Whoever it was took a stroll around to the South Stand around about half time yesterday Sorry fella, that was me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 39 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Not funny when you can't escape . The only solution is a concentrated counter attack. A few stealth farts in the opponent's general direction and game on . Liking it. That sounds like proper sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 7 minutes ago, CotswoldRed said: Liking it. That sounds like proper sport. If we don`t do it, Sky will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 2 hours ago, BehindTheGoal said: Would like to know who it is in the Atyeo at the back of the second block that insists on eating 4 bowls of cabbage and 16 boiled eggs the night before the game?.. Not having a go cause sometimes smelly guffs can be quite impressive but yesterday I almost wretched it was that bad. Thoughts?.. It's not a hedgehog is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 2 hours ago, BehindTheGoal said: Would like to know who it is in the Atyeo at the back of the second block that insists on eating 4 bowls of cabbage and 16 boiled eggs the night before the game?.. Not having a go cause sometimes smelly guffs can be quite impressive but yesterday I almost wretched it was that bad. Thoughts?.. made me laugh so much! Rude Dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Fiale said: He who unearthed it, birthed it He who got it, shot it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: He who got it, shot it. He who composed it, exposed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 7 minutes ago, Fiale said: He who composed it, exposed it He who bit it, shit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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