BigTone Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 I am working from home today because I am sick so apologies if boredom is setting in but .......................................... Should a toilet roll hang with the paper at the front or at the back ? I'm a front man myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Always the back. The number of times I've had to turn the roll around to get it right......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 24 minutes ago, Robbored said: Always the back. The number of times I've had to turn the roll around to get it right......... I do that as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipps69 Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 The front, saves having to hunt around underneath when you can't find the end in a rush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Front, without a doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 24 minutes ago, BigTone said: I do that as well Just as well we don't share a bog Tone....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 19 minutes ago, Robbored said: Just as well we don't share a bog Tone....... Indeed, just the thought conjures up sickening images Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted December 12, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 I really couldn't care which way round it hangs, as long as it's there, nothing worse than dashing into a facility, when time is of the essence to prevent a childlike accident, only to find once the deed is done and the relief has set in, that the holder is empty.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 8 minutes ago, Maesknoll Red said: I really couldn't care which way round it hangs, as long as it's there, nothing worse than dashing into a facility, when time is of the essence to prevent a childlike accident, only to find once the deed is done and the relief has set in, that the holder is empty.............. A quick glance before you drop your pants will tell you if the holder is empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 12 minutes ago, Robbored said: A quick glance before you drop your pants will tell you if the holder is empty. These days I don't have time for a quick glance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted December 12, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 32 minutes ago, Robbored said: A quick glance before you drop your pants will tell you if the holder is empty. That's not always an option..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 4 hours ago, BigTone said: I do that as well And this is why we don't live together. It should ALWAYS be at the front! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Just have a bucket of moss by the toilet and you will never have to worry about front / back facing ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 5 minutes ago, Fiale said: Just have a bucket of moss by the toilet and you will never have to worry about front / back facing ever again. Do you attach it to a stick like the Romans did or go `au naturel`? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Front. Sure my wife puts it at the back to wind me up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 7 hours ago, Maesknoll Red said: I really couldn't care which way round it hangs, as long as it's there, nothing worse than dashing into a facility, when time is of the essence to prevent a childlike accident, only to find once the deed is done and the relief has set in, that the holder is empty.............. Some bogs have curtains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 9 hours ago, BigTone said: I am working from home today because I am sick so apologies if boredom is setting in but .......................................... Should a toilet roll hang with the paper at the front or at the back ? I'm a front man myself I suggest Tone that post Throne time - you remove all toilet paper hanging out of your waistband , front or back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 11 hours ago, Dollymarie said: And this is why we don't live together. It should ALWAYS be at the front! But I am a front man Pet, I said so in my original post. It is only Robbored who likes it in the rear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 1 hour ago, BigTone said: But I am a front man Pet, I said so in my original post. It is only Robbored who likes it in the rear. I'll let you off then. I saw you replying to Robbored about turning it round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 11 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: I'll let you off then. I saw you replying to Robbored about turning it round! Yes but only because he had turned it round the wrong way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 12 hours ago, Fiale said: Just have a bucket of moss by the toilet and you will never have to worry about front / back facing ever again. But which way should the bucket face ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 I really hate those big dispenser thingy's you get in places like airports. The end of the roll get's lost and it's like trying to find the end on a roll of selotape. By the time you find it it's time for your next poop !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted December 13, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 17 hours ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Some bogs have curtains. The ones in the Knights Templar don't, nor any other substitute, as I found to my dismay last week!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 56 minutes ago, Maesknoll Red said: The ones in the Knights Templar don't, nor any other substitute, as I found to my dismay last week!! I thought you looked a little drawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 1 hour ago, BigTone said: I thought you looked a little drawn That's soooo corny Tone.......... Pull yourself together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Maesknoll Red said: The ones in the Knights Templar don't, nor any other substitute, as I found to my dismay last week!! A, Always place my roll hanging from the back.. B, further to your reference to a 'spoons outlet ( no pun intended, using metal utensils is a definite no no . specially if you pick up a fork instead of a spoon ) .... Talking Wetherspoons though the cleanliness of their toilets (most spoon pubs in Bristol) always used to be noticeably praiseworthy, however in recent months they all seem to have let previous excellent facility standards drop, why? ... overall quality appears to have also worsened... what's up with Spoons? Have they, as a company, pi$$ed off and demoralised their staff? .... And if you check out their menu, after dropping Sunday roasts,, they have now changed their traditional Christmas Roast menu too, replacing tradition roasts with a 'Festive Dinner' menu of 'Turkey Pie' .. or some kind of Christmas Burger & Chips!! ... wtf ? But whatever else, there has been a marked decline in the standard of their previously very decent bogs.. they used to be good, now they're decidedly 'bog standard'. PS... grab some paper napkins from the condiments table on your way to the bogs next time... just in case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 19 hours ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Some bogs have curtains. 1 hour ago, BigTone said: I thought you looked a little drawn 22 minutes ago, Robbored said: That's soooo corny Tone.......... Pull yourself together. I sometimes have a little sing song or a tune going around in my head whilst s(h)itting there... always like a bit of Elbow room in public cubicles too. This a good one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 35 minutes ago, Robbored said: That's soooo corny Tone.......... Pull yourself together. Blind to the facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 21 hours ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Some bogs have curtains. 3 hours ago, BigTone said: I thought you looked a little drawn 2 hours ago, Robbored said: That's soooo corny Tone.......... Pull yourself together. 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Blind to the facts These puns can be such a 'pane' sometimes but I sense a 'window' of opportunity here.... Ohh yessss! .... Back of the NET !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 11 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said: These puns can be such a 'pane' sometimes but I sense a 'window' of opportunity here.... Ohh yessss! .... Back of the NET !!!! You're not seeing the puns clearly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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